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these losers waited nine hours for this poo poo lmao https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62921700
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I hope they get corpse rot!
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Sep 16, 2022 06:56
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it’s a shame the queen’s mausoleum isn’t large enough to bury them all with her. i wonder how they picked the lucky 6000 servants to be interred with her and usher her into the afterlife?
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Sep 16, 2022 07:13
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Someone posted the wait times elsewhere. The wait is over 9 loving hour.
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wilderthanmild posted:Someone posted the wait times elsewhere. shameful can't even expect to get a PS5 at the end of that line, do better "queen"
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Sep 16, 2022 07:16
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So is that coffin refrigerated or some poo poo because at what point is that husk going to start smelling of death?
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Sep 16, 2022 09:38
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I live in the most embarrassing loving country
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Sep 16, 2022 09:38
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Think of all the queen body doubles who just lost their jobs
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Sep 16, 2022 13:11
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I put in a Perma for the op because they disrespected Her Majesty's corpse and in England that's considered high treason and since SA is now based in the United Kingdom we're technically under UK law 
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Sep 16, 2022 13:15
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Reminder that this is the same country that created Warhammer 40k, a wargame about an crumbling empire that worships a corpse as a god.
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Sep 16, 2022 13:16
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Now now the king isn't dead yet. Long live the king!
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Sep 16, 2022 13:19
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How long are the shifts for those guards? If I stand in one place for too long my back starts hurting.
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Sep 16, 2022 13:30
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It's their primary function to be set dressing during normal times, so I guess they're used to it. Try not to think of them as people.
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Sep 16, 2022 13:44
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Just saw my prime minister Jacinda Ardern on the stream as soon as I clicked it, felt a little eerie not going to lie. Bet she didn't have to wait. Edit: removed photo. Felt weird having it up. She legit looked really sad. Confusedslight fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Sep 16, 2022 |
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Sep 16, 2022 14:01
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She's in town early. Must have wanted to secure a good hotel room.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:02
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goatface posted:She's in town early. Must have wanted to secure a good hotel room. I heard it was a little cramped with no windows.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:05
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All those people, desperate to take a selfie but knowing how badly that could go for them.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:05
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I heard it was a little cramped with no windows. I didn't know Jacinda was a vampire.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:06
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I'm still not convinced she's actually dead.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:08
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Was she ever really alive?
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goatface posted:I didn't know Jacinda was a vampire. My bad I thought we were talking about he queen  I’m sure Jacinda’s accommodations are much more spacious than the queen’s current quarters.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:09
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Someone had to clean up her poo poo after she poo poo herself on the death bed.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:13
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Would love someone to comb through this and put together a blooper reel.
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm still not convinced she's actually dead. She could have abdicated or appointed a regent and sat in the palace with her dogs watching loose women & the horse racing, and there would have been precedent for doing it. I don't think faking her death would actually gain her anything.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Someone had to clean up her poo poo after she poo poo herself on the death bed. Why? Just wrap the shitted sheets around her and put her in the coffin. It would have come out a day later anyway.
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They put her straight into the tupperware to marinade in a first round of embalming juice.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:33
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Yaldabaoth posted:Reminder that this is the same country that created Warhammer 40k, a wargame about an crumbling empire that worships a corpse as a god. Write what you know.
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sigher posted:So is that coffin refrigerated or some poo poo because at what point is that husk going to start smelling of death? She's more formaldehyde than human now.
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I wonder how many old people literally died while waiting in the line. I bet that got hushed up. Some other royalists will have caught Covid while queueing, and some of thiose will soon be filling their own coffins. Also it shits me how in TV reporting here (in Australia) they were all like,oh the Queen will be driven down Pall Mall or whatever street, then the Queen will lie in state on Nelson's Column or whatever. It's not the Queen, it's her loving corpse, get it right ffs. 
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It looks like the line is still going on!!!! This is what I want in gbs when i die My main threads all stickied and my head bouncing around like that other lady's in the background (it's in my avs) and a site wide announcement Thank you
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Sep 16, 2022 20:24
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Colonel Cancer posted:Think of all the queen body doubles who just lost their jobs They’re all going to become Queen impersonators and we’ll see them in used car commercials and stuff.
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Sep 16, 2022 20:40
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Child Trebuchet posted:Live queue watch
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Sep 16, 2022 20:42
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i hosed the queen up her rear end once and she payed me in fake "pounds". cheap bitch
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Sep 16, 2022 20:43
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I know this is just a dumb comedy website, but let's not get too out of hand with facts. The line is not 9 hours long. It's 22 hours long
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Sep 16, 2022 20:45
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royalty is among humanity's worst ideas
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Sep 16, 2022 20:47
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want to go and pour out a can of beans
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A good thing about Diana dying in Paris was that I didn't have to go England to stick gum on her monument.
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/16/uk/london-queue-sexual-assault-intl/index.html You can’t make this poo poo up.
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Rev. Melchisedech Howler posted:I live in the most embarrassing loving country If you're gonna go through all that effort, at LEAST hire a crowd of 100,000 wailing mourners to crowd around the casket 24-7.
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Every time I hear a Brit go on about tea, I wonder if they realize their first home-grown tea garden opened in 2005 and they've based their entire identity on colonial theft.
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