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In the next reboot one of the ninja turtles will be non-binary and vegan
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No anchovies. 
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Instead of Cars 2 it will be To Fu.
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All future WW2 movies will focus on the pacific front so as to not offend nazis by making a movie where they are the bad guys.
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adolph becomes the most popular male baby name after a string of high budget movies featuring a heroic character of the same name
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Yaldabaoth posted:All future WW2 movies will focus on the pacific front so as to not offend nazis by making a movie where they are the bad guys. And they will all to a T fail to mention what the yellow peril Fu Manchu baddies we're doing in mainland China at the time
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Michael myers will speak his first words in the new halloween movie. It will be his preferred pronouns
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bossy lady posted:Michael myers will speak his first words in the new halloween movie. It will be his preferred pronouns He will be fighting Freddy who will wag his finger and go "Uh ah ah" then say straight to camera "I bet some of you old ones wondered where she went?" And he will bring out the girl from Poltergeist And Jason's first words will be "Get away from her you bitch"
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James Bond gets pegged in James Bond Gets Pegged
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Scent of a Person
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Trans Formers
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Demi Ventura
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The Epstein bio that's basically a Wolf of Wall Street re-jig so enough/the right people think its cool.
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Sep 16, 2022 21:40
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the Kingsman movies will be rebranded as Monarchsperson
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Nightmare on elm street where all of freddy's victims are chronically online twitter users. tagline: stay woke or get cancelled
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Sep 16, 2022 22:52
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Icochet posted:James Bond gets pegged in James Bond Gets Pegged Ivana Pegalot
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Sep 16, 2022 23:44
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bossy lady posted:Nightmare on elm street where all of freddy's victims are chronically online twitter users. tagline: stay woke or get cancelled Remake of Nightmare 2 except now the subtext is Freddy trying to tempt a gay guy to be straight.
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Get Out remake with a fully black cast
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