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Heather Papps

hello friend


am... uh.


am i supposed to gently caress the djinn? after watching 300 years of longing i'm confused. the djinn wanted to watch through the old i dream of jeanie show so maybe i'm supposed to marry it?

i mean the djinn loving rules, a great housemate - does their dishes, talks stuff out - no post it bullshit. really, REALLY good at shoulder rubs. qants to meet my parents. i'm just not sure if i'm ready for our relationship to change.



not a lot of djinn faqs out there, i just got a bunch of stuff about some gameboy game so i have come to you all for a bit of advice.

also the bottom half of the djinn is smoke what would i even do? do i have to burn a wish on this and give them legs? also i try and be chill but i am pretty sure we are in an employer/employee situation, till all the wishes are gone.




any thoughts would be appreciated
EDIT 1: thanks for the reddit gold lol wow

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frump truck

hello... again!

Heather Papps posted:


also the bottom half of the djinn is smoke what would i even do?

vape the djinn

Scuba Trooper

does the djinn do celebrity impressions?

Heather Papps

hello friend


if they are in the right mood and i ask very politely they will morph into the shape of ernest p worrell and do some pratfalls but beyond that it's mostly normal life stuff

frump truck posted:

vape the djinn

tried this pretty soon after my first wish, well sort of. i used 3 straws and tried sucking up the tail while they were making a salad, very stealthily. it didn't work because i started coughing a bunch. it lasted for a week or so until i coughed up like 5 tiny smoke monsters. maybe... did i already gently caress the djinn?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Twenty Four


Can I wish for more wishes?"

"No..."

"I only asked, because can I wish you will stay with me forever?"

*Djinn blushes*

"Just asking before I blow a wish on that whole leg situation"

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