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“That’s just how it goes”. I am going to mindlessly repeat this poo poo to everyone I see. Especially in super hosed up situations. Oh, you fell down a flight of stairs face first into a pile of dog poo poo? That’s just how it goes. Oh, you hosed your sister by accident because you thought she was the chick I was trying to get with at a party and you thought it would make us closer? That’s just how it goes. What are some of your “that’s just how it goeses”? 
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I'm not really sure yet, op let me circle back with you on this
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Sep 18, 2022 11:23
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Ehud posted:I'm not really sure yet, op That’s just how it goes! 
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Sep 18, 2022 11:23
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I was powerless to not put chewed bubblegum in your hairdryer. I am sorry but I am a victim of destiny. That’s just how it goes.
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Sep 18, 2022 11:31
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You hate to see it, folks.
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Sep 18, 2022 11:44
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Ooops, a Korean dictator and all his cronies got their loving head chopped off and that makes you and your burner buddies really sad, that’s just how it goes!
ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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Sep 18, 2022 11:48
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh, you fell down a flight of stairs face first into a pile of dog poo poo? Y.. yeah??
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Sep 18, 2022 12:16
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Pretty sure Leonard Cohen invented that one. Everybody knows that.
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Sep 18, 2022 12:21
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Child Trebuchet posted:Pretty sure Leonard Cohen invented that one. Ok I’ll stop. But I will be happy to point out people who should owe him royalties because holy poo poo if this poo poo starts trending I’m buying a loving shotgun.
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Sep 18, 2022 12:49
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, BABY!
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Sep 18, 2022 13:54
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"That's just how it goatses" Gotta know you're audience OP.
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Sep 18, 2022 14:00
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Or you could say the magic phrase that makes me hate you instantly, the douche dead giveaway: "it is what it is."
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Sep 18, 2022 14:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:“That’s just how it goes”. This is why reality is inherently lovely and all humans should strive to overcome the laws of nature instead of embracing them like the rightwing fucksticks do.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:01
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it's the way she goes 0P. she.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:01
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I've invented one too now. “It’s just how that goes”.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:03
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Yaldabaoth posted:This is why reality is inherently lovely and all humans should strive to overcome the laws of nature instead of embracing them like the rightwing fucksticks do. I just farted lmao
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Sep 18, 2022 15:04
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Spinz posted:Or you could say the magic phrase that makes me hate you instantly, the douche dead giveaway: this phrase makes my wife go into a blind rage. i also happen to use it a lot.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:06
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Careful OP, Vonnegut already has a catch phrase that's very similar and I *think* he's more famous than you? Also he likes to sue people.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:07
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I find a well-placed wocka-wocka can liven up a classroom or make everyone uncomfortable while waiting in a long queue.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:12
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It seems pretty reliable OP but you gotta jazz it up a bit try something like, "thassa just how it goooooooeeess!" with lots of eyebrow movement
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Sep 18, 2022 15:15
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Careful OP, Vonnegut already has a catch phrase that's very similar and I *think* he's more famous than you? Also he likes to sue people. Sue it goes
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Sep 18, 2022 15:15
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Careful OP, Vonnegut already has a catch phrase that's very similar and I *think* he's more famous than you? Also he likes to sue people. Most philosophers where just gently caress sticks coming up with new justifications for why humanity should continue to be authoritarian christians even though people stopped believing in christianity.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:17
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That’s the way the cookie crumbles op
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Sep 18, 2022 15:28
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that's just the way it goatsexes
Mozi fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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Sep 18, 2022 15:29
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When life gives you lemonparty, make cum.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:34
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Chairs and tables can both have legs but you can't put washing on upside down pegs
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Sep 18, 2022 15:37
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OP I believe this has legal implications for my trademarked catchphrase "it is what it is" Please change your catchphrase so that it doesn't imply powerlessness and banality such as mine, or I will be forced to necromantically raise Leonard J Crabs to send you a a Cease & Desist letter.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:41
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Wait just thought of a new one can I change mine please "You've been tango'd!"
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Sep 18, 2022 15:46
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Careful OP, Vonnegut already has a catch phrase that's very similar and I *think* he's more famous than you? Also he likes to sue people. WELL I WILL JUST EAT MY LUNCH IN A GODDAMN lovely TRACKSUIT THEN! 
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Sep 18, 2022 16:12
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that's just the way it is some things will never change that's just the way it is da da dum dum dum, da da dum dum dum, da dum, da dum dum da da dum dum
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Sep 18, 2022 16:15
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Oh yeah poo poo I missed the obvious 2pac lyric motherfucking pissnips. 
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Sep 18, 2022 16:19
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Has anybody else noticed people seem to say "that's fair" to like everything now? It may just be the people at my work. It reminds me of when people started saying "i know right" and i never heard anybody say that till about 2007 and then it was everywhere. Maybe Tennessee was just behind the times though.
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Sep 18, 2022 18:05
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I agree with the others, OP. This is going to be a legal nightmare. You gotta think of a new one.
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Sep 18, 2022 18:13
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Dixville posted:Has anybody else noticed people seem to say "that's fair" to like everything now? It may just be the people at my work. It reminds me of when people started saying "i know right" and i never heard anybody say that till about 2007 and then it was everywhere. Maybe Tennessee was just behind the times though. This is a real baby bitch move. Never concede.
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Sep 18, 2022 18:21
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Seems kinda plain/boring, OP. Basically the same thing as "it is what it is"
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Sep 18, 2022 18:24
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Dixville posted:Has anybody else noticed people seem to say "that's fair" to like everything now? It may just be the people at my work. It reminds me of when people started saying "i know right" and i never heard anybody say that till about 2007 and then it was everywhere. Maybe Tennessee was just behind the times though. I just have a few standard phrases and reactions I mindlessly recycle throughout the day when speaking with colleagues. Otherwise I start making jokes about bloodfarts and genocide. It’s just easier this way.
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Sep 18, 2022 18:33
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it's time to jam out with your clam out
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Sep 18, 2022 18:35
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"Hey now!"
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Sep 18, 2022 18:40
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"I wanna dip my balls in it!"
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As it was, as it will be
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