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Mom, I just wanted a pepsi. *disgruntled sound*
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Bula Vinaka posted:"I wanna dip my balls in it!" Shhiiiit me too. 
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Sep 18, 2022 22:58
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"such is life" is the superior phrase, op
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Sep 18, 2022 23:06
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“It is known”
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Sep 18, 2022 23:50
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"gas"
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the system for controlling and cataloguing phrases by inventors hasn't been invented yet, so there's really not much we can do about it yet op
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Sep 19, 2022 00:36
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"Does this look infected to you?"
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Sep 19, 2022 00:54
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That's the way of the road op
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Sep 19, 2022 01:45
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It takes two to taco.
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Sep 19, 2022 01:46
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How about "Make it snappy, slappy!" You could say it when ordering food at a restaurant, asking for a song from an orchestra leader, shouted from the audience of a wedding/funeral/bat mitzvah style event and etc.
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Sep 19, 2022 01:59
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Too slow, sloppy joe you outrageous cocksucker!
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Sep 19, 2022 02:20
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Any time a friend or colleague makes a basic factual statement I like to reply with "technically correct" without elaborating
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Sep 19, 2022 02:21
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Heh - well, you do you.
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Sep 19, 2022 02:28
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Well ain’t that a barrel of fish 
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Sep 19, 2022 04:14
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Just like making GBS threads fish in a barrel
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Sep 19, 2022 11:14
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For years if I have nothing else to say to someone and I don’t care about the conversation I just go “Hey that’s what I’m saying man” and then just shrug and walk away Seriously
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Sep 19, 2022 12:03
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after sex. *snaps fingers and points at person in bed*, "You've got crabs!"
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Sep 19, 2022 14:50
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It takes two to enter a state of quantum entanglement.
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Sep 19, 2022 14:53
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Alright I got it: “Stop going all 2.0 on everyone” 
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Sep 19, 2022 15:54
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Yeah that's pretty good, something that makes people think they're smart without actually saying anything. "Hey, you're about a week ahead of the rest of us, man"
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Sep 19, 2022 16:09
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"Come on, man, it's the 90s!" To say when someone starts defending apartheid or sexual harassment.
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Sep 19, 2022 16:17
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Alright I got it: 
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Sep 19, 2022 16:23
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looks like it's time to realign the paradigm
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Sep 19, 2022 16:52
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*Sneezing*
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Sep 19, 2022 17:13
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Well, you ate the president. That's just how it goes
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Sep 19, 2022 17:43
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Alright now I’m thinking “dont blow out your hoop” would be cool. Maybe like brand that poo poo for a hot sauce or something. 
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Get in the zone. Otto zone (said when youir name is Otto)
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Sep 19, 2022 18:17
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My catchphrases are "Come come my lady" and "All entertainers come original"
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Sep 19, 2022 18:19
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My current go to catch phrase is a variation of " Why don't you build a robot to cram pickles in your rear end" and its serving me pretty well.
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Sep 19, 2022 18:22
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If you have multiple situations going on simultaneously, you can just say “they are what they are” and save a bunch of time.
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Sep 19, 2022 18:26
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As a branding manager for Warner Bros., I recommend you adopt the catchphrase “It’s morbing time”. I can also offer you 10,000 items of Morbius merchandise for a very reasonable price.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Get in the zone. Otto zone (said when youir name is Otto) I wish to use this, but my name is not Otto. Do you have any recommendations?
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Sep 19, 2022 18:35
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"i'm just grubbin' along my dude" is a good one to seem casual and humble
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Sep 19, 2022 18:42
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My catchphrases are "Come come my lady" and "All entertainers come original" 311 sucks
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Catch phrases are for children. I just try to aggressively mansplain things to  that I think won't have the nerve to punch or kick me.Well dear, that's a spoon, you use it for cooking and lifting food objects. I wear my explanation fedora to give a sense of authority.
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Hollismason posted:My current go to catch phrase is a variation of " Why don't you build a robot to cram pickles in your rear end" and its serving me pretty well. Well, there are budgetary constraints, technological barriers, nuance issues, and philosophical issues around what we consider love. Can I love toaster? Can I love meat thermometer? If the machine is not imbibed with the spirit of thought, can we truly achieve satisfaction through repetitive, mechanical motion? Are men not just robots that women are programming to gently caress them, hump hump hump, pump and dump, no subtlety or sensitivity? I hope ive thoroughly answered your question, and if there’s any input I can contribute to a robot pickle fucker thingy, scientifically or emotionally, do not hesitate to ask. We are all here to achieve goals, and together those goals can get bigger and wider, and the balls smaller. Always remember when making a robot pickle gently caress you in the rear end machine, “don’t blow out your hoop”. 
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"Pee is stored in the balls." Then everyone in the audience stood up and clapped and whistled
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Well, there are budgetary constraints, technological barriers, nuance issues, and philosophical issues around what we consider love. Can I love toaster? Can I love meat thermometer? If the machine is not imbibed with the spirit of thought, can we truly achieve satisfaction through repetitive, mechanical motion? Are men not just robots that women are programming to gently caress them, hump hump hump, pump and dump, no subtlety or sensitivity? I hope ive thoroughly answered your question, and if there’s any input I can contribute to a robot pickle fucker thingy, scientifically or emotionally, do not hesitate to ask. We are all here to achieve goals, and together those goals can get bigger and wider, and the balls smaller. Always remember when making a robot pickle gently caress you in the rear end machine, “don’t blow out your hoop”. Hey man, that's just how it goes.
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"Dinner... is served  " (when serving someone dinner)
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cowabungo!
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