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I've never been able to do a push up. Okay maybe a couple with terrible form when I was younger. Situps? Sure. Pushups? gently caress no. Pull ups? Lol. Turns out being on the computer all the time just doesn't seem to build upper body muscles. Maybe the problem is not enough computer. Yeah that's probably it.
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confessions of a twink
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Sep 19, 2022 02:44
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What do you want us to post in this thread, OP?
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Sep 19, 2022 02:48
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You should check out the beginner weight lifting thread in ylls, it taught me how to just be kinda weak instead of very weak, but I'm still getting better (:<
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Sep 19, 2022 02:52
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Not like you. I give a gently caress.
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Sep 19, 2022 02:52
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I'm going to knock you over in the hallway and steal your retirement money
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Sep 19, 2022 02:52
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to quote the greek goddess Nike, "just do it, OP"
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Sep 19, 2022 02:53
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What's the most anyone ever lifted with just their boner do you think?
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Sep 19, 2022 02:54
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Here is you inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
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Sep 19, 2022 02:55
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It probably seemed rude when I called you a twink, but I’m also weak and I empathize deeply with your condition
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Nooner posted:You should check out the beginner weight lifting thread in ylls, it taught me how to just be kinda weak instead of very weak, but I'm still getting better (:< ya do starting strength it has an app and everything im sure whatever gym has a person that can show you the ropes just keep it really simple
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Nooner posted:What's the most anyone ever lifted with just their boner do you think? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_JkcbL9_tk
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Nooner posted:What's the most anyone ever lifted with just their boner do you think? I'm not sure, it felt rude to ask your mother her weight
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We're about to find out you're a world-class distance runner, aren't we?
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I'm going to knock you over in the hallway and steal your retirement money Do you think I have it on me? bomb posted:ya do starting strength it has an app and everything im sure whatever gym has a person that can show you the ropes just keep it really simple You think I'm going to a gym when covid is a thing? You think I'm going to a gym even if covid wasn't a thing? Hahaha that's funny. acejackson42 posted:We're about to find out you're a world-class distance runner, aren't we? No. No you aren't. I sometimes do some kettlebell swings though with what might not be completely terrible form.
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Sep 19, 2022 03:15
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May I suggest erotica fiction?
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Sep 19, 2022 03:24
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you just need a little inspiration OP try pinning me down and kissing me for example
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Sep 19, 2022 03:26
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That’s real sad OP; try exercising from time to time.
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Sep 19, 2022 03:56
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If you lose weight there's less to push up
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OP's just looking for videos of buff dudes doing pushups.
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Sep 19, 2022 04:19
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1. Buy some 5lb, 10lb , and 15 pound weights 2. Eat more protein 3. Watch some free you tube videos about work outs with 5lb , 10lb and 15lb weights 3 times a week for like 20 to 30 minutes 4. Do that for like 3 months
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Hollismason posted:1. Buy some 5lb, 10lb , and 15 pound weights You left out the part where you'd actually use those weights. So, IMO, this seems like the best workout plan for me. Just gonna watch people exercise and feel stronger, vicariously.
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Sep 19, 2022 04:32
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1. Buy some 5lb, 10lb , and 15 pound bags of fried chicken 2. Eat more chicken 3. Watch some free you tube videos about eating 3 times a week for like 20 to 30 minutes 4. Do that for like 3 months
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Hollismason posted:1. Buy some 5lb, 10lb , and 15 pound weights 1. I've got a 12 pound pair and probably some 5 pounds somewhere. 2. I'm satisfied with my protein consumption. 3. Sounds like effort so I'm not going to do that. 4. Yeah not going to happen. WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:1. Buy some 5lb, 10lb , and 15 pound bags of fried chicken 1. Costco has Bibigo Crunchy Chicken Soy Garlic, 56 oz 2. Just fried chicken right? Baked chicken is at best only ok. Smoked can be pretty good. 3. I don't watch that much but I do watch Strictly Dumpling from time to time. 4. 3 months is too much commitment.
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Go to a gym where old people do rehab so you arent the weakest person, thats what i do
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Turpitude posted:Go to a gym where old people do rehab so you arent the weakest person, thats what i do I am too lazy to lift weights that are within arms reach of me. So yeah getting in my car and going to a gym is not going to happen.
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Sep 19, 2022 04:57
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You're probably just one of those people that is genetically weak, there's nothing that can be done.
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Sep 19, 2022 04:58
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You don't need to be strong if you're too fat to knock down
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loving Primal.
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Wifi Toilet posted:You don't need to be strong if you're too fat to knock down 6'2 200. There is a crossfit gym nearby I bet they've got a big tire I can get tired of using. HA! As I get older my weight has been finding new equilibriums. Use to be like 180 I think. Then 185. Then 190. Then 195. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Sep 19, 2022 |
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find a big jacked dude with steroid induced gynecomastia and suckle the muscle-milk right out of his insanely long nipples.
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I go to a gym for people without arms There's never a wait at the bench press and if anyone talks poo poo or calls you weak you can Just hell well I have arms bro
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Sep 19, 2022 05:34
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Pretty sure you need to start hoisting. Go with the little ol' fellas, them hand weight lifties; use your knees and be cautious Eventually you'll be able to hoist things like adolescent goats and automobile tires, the hoistingstock of champions
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It is better to be in shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4
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what's the name of that gym that has free pizza day? go to that one.
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Ring Fit Adventure for the Nintendo Switch is actually a legit good workout, it gives feedback on your form too. WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I go to a gym for people without arms Yeah, but does it have free pizza?
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Yea but ur cock is strong
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Get covid to make your lungs extremely jacked via golden rule of whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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