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Haha that The Sun article that spawned all this cancer chat claims that Putin may have cancer, prostate cancer, pancreatic cancer, abdominal cancer, terminal cancer, schizoaffective disorder, and has ruined sclerotic veins all over including his puffy face and hands from being perpetually shot full of steroids and painkillers. I was going to go on a hyperbole and add various butt cancers and cronic norovirus infestations to the list, but that The Sun article reads like it beat me to most of that.
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Honestly there is a shot of Putin having an IV bruise on his hand so while I don't really believe the Sun, I think it wouldn't be a surprise if there is something genuinely wrong with him.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:03
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Honestly there is a shot of Putin having an IV bruise on his hand so while I don't really believe the Sun, I think it wouldn't be a surprise if there is something genuinely wrong with him. Something is wrong with him health wise, that much is basically an open secret. He cannot walk right, he's constantly looking like he's either uncomfortable or in pain.
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Nov 2, 2022 19:04
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LifeSunDeath posted:the idea of people moving to russia to get away from bad weather and their miserable lives is so bug gently caress bananas that I know putin believes it's true. For whatever reason it reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal) story about when Soviet movie theaters showed The Grapes of Wrath movie to peasants. The Soviet leadership had decided to show the movie to show how decadent and depraved the West was, because it was letting the main characters starve when everyone around them had plenty. The peasants thought it was a comedy because the characters had enough money for a truck  EDIT Pootie is also seventy years old. We in the West sorta take it for granted that our political leaders are undead liches from before time, but Poots is old as gently caress for most of the world. It would be weird if he didnt have anything wrong with him. Also since he seems to be into weird occult / rich person poo poo, I'm assuming that he gets weird medical treatments with weird reactions. Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Nov 2, 2022 |
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Nov 2, 2022 19:09
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Lammasu posted:When my dad was in Vietnam he smoked so much weed he got a medal for it. I don't think you understood what he meant when he said he smoked all the foliage in the area with agent orange.
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CommieGIR posted:Something is wrong with him health wise, that much is basically an open secret. He cannot walk right, he's constantly looking like he's either uncomfortable or in pain. Based on the pictures a few months ago I was suspecting a spinal problem, maybe sciatica or a herniated disc. Or maybe a cancer pressing against the spine?
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Honest word: the Finnish hawks and yellow press media have observed Putin's comings and goings at least since Sochi and have been reporting on any absence, or possible facial surgery, or scar over his left kidney, and they've practically jinxed the whole subject. There's been so many "he is going to drop dead aaaaany second now!" reports that i could swear that each piece only increases his lifespan. Like some kind of ironic vampire that will outlast us all. Point being: I don't think speculating on Vovas health means anything at all by this point.
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Vakal posted:I don't think you understood what he meant when he said he smoked all the foliage in the area with agent orange.
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Goatson posted:Honest word: the Finnish hawks and yellow press media have observed Putin's comings and goings at least since Sochi and have been reporting on any absence, or possible facial surgery, or scar over his left kidney, and they've practically jinxed the whole subject. There's been so many "he is going to drop dead aaaaany second now!" reports that i could swear that each piece only increases his lifespan. Like some kind of ironic vampire that will outlast us all. Some kind of Henry Kissinger?
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pixaal posted:Some kind of Henry Kissinger? I would've said the queen but her royal scaliness is currently taking a leave of absence
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Goatson posted:Honest word: the Finnish hawks and yellow press media have observed Putin's comings and goings at least since Sochi and have been reporting on any absence, or possible facial surgery, or scar over his left kidney, and they've practically jinxed the whole subject. There's been so many "he is going to drop dead aaaaany second now!" reports that i could swear that each piece only increases his lifespan. Like some kind of ironic vampire that will outlast us all. We're especially in an era where medical care for the elite gives them a good 10 to 20 years over the plebes. Him being 70 isn't super old in 202X, sadly. We're going to be seeing a lot of rich people and politicians still holding onto power (real power, not just the queen), into their 80s and even 90s. Just the emperor in the dark crystal collapsing into dust over and over.
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I'm honestly shocked that the Stugna-p doesn't have an integrated solution to share your shots directly on twitter. Maybe in the next version
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What does North Korea even want fancy horses for? You can eat the cheaper ones just fine. Trading medicine for weapons/ammo makes more sense, but you think they might want to hold onto that stuff. Though I guess you could trade the fake/subpar stuff and nobody in NK is really going to notice until all the deals are done. loving shitshow.
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The Butcher posted:What does North Korea even want fancy horses for? You can eat the cheaper ones just fine. I think its a sanctions evasion thing for both RU & NK. Horses can be worth stupid amounts of money There are also Russia-specific bloodlines and poo poo TBH i don't know whose crazier - tankies or horse people
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I've never seen a 70,000 dollar trailer for a 600 dollar tank
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Like art, it's just money laundering crap
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pixaal posted:Some kind of Henry Kissinger?
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Vampire Panties posted:Pootie is also seventy years old. We in the West sorta take it for granted that our political leaders are undead liches from before time, but Poots is old as gently caress for most of the world. It would be weird if he didnt have anything wrong with him. Also since he seems to be into weird occult / rich person poo poo, I'm assuming that he gets weird medical treatments with weird reactions. He's still a lot more spry than Brezhnev was at the end.
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The Butcher posted:What does North Korea even want fancy horses for? You can eat the cheaper ones just fine. I just figured they were for Kim Jong Un personally so he can prance around like a fancy lad for photo ops.
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There's a reason "horse trading" is a synonym for shady/corrupt deals
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FuturePastNow posted:There's a reason "horse trading" is a synonym for shady/corrupt deals that's racist imo
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Fritz the Horse posted:that's racist imo This gimmick sucks.
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Karate Bastard posted:Haha that The Sun article that spawned all this cancer chat claims that Putin may have cancer, prostate cancer, pancreatic cancer, abdominal cancer, terminal cancer, schizoaffective disorder, and has ruined sclerotic veins all over including his puffy face and hands from being perpetually shot full of steroids and painkillers. I was going to go on a hyperbole and add various butt cancers and cronic norovirus infestations to the list, but that The Sun article reads like it beat me to most of that. unfortunately, he is now indestructible 
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FuturePastNow posted:There's a reason "horse trading" is a synonym for shady/corrupt deals It's extra funny because futurists in the early 20th century thought that when everyone had cars, we'd just kill all the horses.
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The Butcher posted:What does North Korea even want fancy horses for? You can eat the cheaper ones just fine. They need a constant stream of them for photoshoots as there is very little time between Kim mounting it and the horse collapsing under his girth.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This gimmick sucks. As a fellow mod i say neigh
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Lol https://twitter.com/JayinKyiv/status/1587870595521417223 Lmao https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1587884866536083456 As it always was https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1587880731539537920
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This gimmick sucks. Poor old Fritz. Saw a gimmick post and probated.
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Lammasu posted:It's extra funny because futurists in the early 20th century thought that when everyone had cars, we'd just kill all the horses. evolution of horse population in france 1800-presentish. please take note of dog poo poo x-axis https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Evolution-of-the-horse-population-in-France-from-1800-to-2010-translated-from-French_fig1_338480301
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There's less horses cause they eat them all (European)
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Lammasu posted:It's extra funny because futurists in the early 20th century thought that when everyone had cars, we'd just kill all the horses. To be fair the futurists got excited about thinking about things being killed in general. It was a bad scene, 4channers with race cars.
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Oh almost forgot about this - Nordstream released some more details on the nordstream pipeline damage -https://www.nord-stream.com/press-info/press-releases/incident-on-the-nord-stream-pipeline-updated-02112022-529/ https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1587806021505908739?s=20&t=pgRgIg5pI57qFSqbP9Atfg Portion from today: quote:As of 2 November 2022, Nord Stream AG has completed initial data gathering at the location of the pipeline damage on Line 1 in the Swedish exclusive economic zone. So ongoing
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Nooner posted:There's less horses cause they eat them all (European) they are very tasty
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KitConstantine posted:Oh almost forgot about this - Nordstream released some more details on the nordstream pipeline damage -https://www.nord-stream.com/press-info/press-releases/incident-on-the-nord-stream-pipeline-updated-02112022-529/ drat man how loving big of a boom leaves 12 foot deep craters ON SEABED?
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Ceci n'est pas une girafe, c'est un chevalWasabi the J posted:drat man how loving big of a boom leaves 12 foot deep craters ON SEABED? One big bada boom. Waffle House fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Nov 2, 2022 |
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Zopotantor posted:they are very tasty Like five or six years ago this Ukranian lady I worked with got me some horse ribs through some shady network of horse meat suppliers that apparently exist in Alberta to supply people that grew up eating it. They were really good, definitely had a distinct flavour, though I think I would still choose beef or pork ribs over horse. I posted a pic on Facebook and like three people unfriended me lol
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Zopotantor posted:they are very tasty For sure. Luckily my local butchers shop has them available quite regularily. Especially good when smoke cured.
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Waffle House posted:Ceci n'est pas une girafe, c'est un cheval This is still funny, still thinking about this one lol Waffle House posted:yo Kit can I get a sixer for reason of being a Savannah Moose, a Stilted Wronghorse? It is well known that Giraffes do not exist.
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