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I’m here after receiving a summons, the gently caress is going on
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sup you stupid bitch
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Sep 20, 2022 00:08
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I'm playing a Cort guitar on a basketball court which takes place in a courtroom, and I'm courting a girl named Courtney, and I'm calling kangaroo court.
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Sep 20, 2022 00:38
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I only recognize the authority of the azure king
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Sep 20, 2022 00:50
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the King in Yellow is a Federalist Society pick so I'm filing a motion to change the venue to the Court of the Dragon
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Sep 20, 2022 00:51
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Frippin' 'ell.
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Sep 20, 2022 00:53
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I object your majesty
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Sep 20, 2022 00:54
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crimson is a lame colour you dumb king *kickflips and does a sweet grind on the stand*
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Sep 20, 2022 00:58
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who is sue and what does she want from my little rear end?
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Sep 20, 2022 00:59
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 "Where is your parking validation?" "I need no parking validation" "He needs no parking validation!"
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Sep 20, 2022 01:03
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But I... I have a wah wah pedal.
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Sep 20, 2022 01:09
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Waterbed Wendy posted:who is sue and what does she want from my little rear end? It's me but you'll have to PM me to find out HINT: we can bottle it and make a lot of money
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Sep 20, 2022 01:12
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I'm actually a free subject of the mountain king so this court has no jurisdiction over me The gold ridge on the throooooone
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Sep 20, 2022 01:13
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Fuckin’ larks tongue in aspic in the cafeteria again. Looks like vending machine Fritos for me.
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Sep 20, 2022 02:44
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can i get a court order to get my dick sucked? no? we're through here this is kangaroo court
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Sep 20, 2022 02:45
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Is this some dumb Harvard reference - get out of here with your elitism
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Sep 20, 2022 02:50
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I got indicted for listening to a song that was less than 8 minutes long
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Sep 20, 2022 03:03
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Is a "Purple piper" a euphemism? Just realized it probably is.
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Sep 20, 2022 03:05
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I'll just be over here with a few cold ones, cooking up some snags in the Hall of the Mountain Grill.
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Sep 20, 2022 03:36
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Screaming at the court as I'm drag off to be executed. "You're mad! You're all mad! You can't have a 1/½ time signature! It's not possible I tell you! It's just not possible!"
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Sep 20, 2022 03:45
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As representative of the Moon Goddess, I have diplomatic immunity
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Sep 20, 2022 03:56
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:It's me but you'll have to PM me to find out i opened my PMs and a bunch of blood came out of my computer
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Sep 20, 2022 14:44
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free bird!!!!
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Sep 20, 2022 14:45
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I have no idea what is going on as I'm dragged away to my execution. My epitaph states simply, "Confusion"
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Sep 20, 2022 14:50
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I'm going to counter sue seeking all of the plantiffs blood as damages. The crimson king loves that poo poo
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Sep 20, 2022 14:50
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Im confused, I seem to have mistakenly arrived in the court of King Diamond.
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Sep 20, 2022 14:51
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A couple of wise men sharing a joke over here.
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Sep 20, 2022 15:02
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Object, son
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Sep 20, 2022 15:32
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Lose yourself in it. Allow it to wash over and through you, enhancing your mental boundaries til they swell up against the prison of conformity and shatter the windows of doctrine, embrace your fellow humans and glow in the comprehension of their transcendental being. Try not to run out of weed.
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Sep 20, 2022 15:39
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Your honor, would you believe that despite his moniker, the purple piper didn't even play, and thusly we believe is in breach of his signed contract and should be legally required to repay his commission.
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Sep 20, 2022 15:59
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OP it seems you have insufficient schemes. And don't expect the Fire Witch to help you, witches tend to be selfish [Ref.: Argento's Suspiria (1977) and around a few year's personal experience as a group-rituals-attending neopagan, going back a bit]... Oh, err teen witch hunh, sorry I forgot, my bad, lady witches do tend to help each other, anyway just my 2c worth and thank you so much for your service on the Forums.  So why are you being sued, I wonder? Did you perhaps trample the gardener's baby evergreen? Did you steal a divining road sign while you were drunk? tl;dr: All italicized text refers to phrases in the song's lyrics. (Clever, no?  No?  Didn't even get a generally audible polite chuckle out of me, I admit, and I do usually laugh at my own jokes. O well, it looked like it might be funny and kept me substantially out of trouble for 10 minutes, heheheh.Maybe that conspiracy hypothesist/'random access humor' oldgoon guy will make something of it and be consequently entertained, so at least one reader will be. Namaste.  )
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Sep 20, 2022 16:20
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i ignore all court summons as a free man on the land
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Sep 20, 2022 16:29
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I cast Protection from Law 
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Sep 20, 2022 17:02
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I'm the Fire Witch, come at me
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Sep 20, 2022 17:05
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*30 Seconds of loud wet farting*
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Sep 20, 2022 17:09
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what is with this music playing...... pretentious wankery..... kind of liking it?
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Sep 20, 2022 17:10
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yellow jester, juggler, puppet, purple piper having rear end court
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Sep 20, 2022 17:13
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black queen my rear end. no curves, straightened hair. bitch you brought the flute here?
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Sep 20, 2022 17:14
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my cuffs literally melted in the sun light. i'm outta here
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Sep 20, 2022 17:15
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I won my counter suit, but the plantiff also won. So we're just trading blood.
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Sep 20, 2022 17:18
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