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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
It was a cool game but it would have been nice if they let us know what the hell was going on.

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


MGS3 was the best one

sneaking about jungles, eating snakes, hell yeah

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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Extra Large Marge posted:

It was a cool game but it would have been nice if they let us know what the hell was going on.

that's my entire point really

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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"they explained it in various boring monologues you can listen to as tapes in the game"

did they? cos i listened to those and i fell the gently caress asleep.

hideo sombody needs to give you a slap and get you back to the old hideo.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

There's already a thread for bad video game opinions!

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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this is a thread for bad mgs opinions. it's a completely different thing.

and then hideo was like LOL WELL I GUESS I'M GONNA GO *checks watch for no reason* DEATH STRANDING WITH NORMAN REEDUS FROM THE WALKING DEAD WHO IS FAMOUS LIKE-A ME

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Raiden was fine as a protagonist!

VR Missions is the best game in the series!

Actually it's probably Metal Gear Acid 2!

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully

neato burrito posted:

Raiden was fine as a protagonist!

VR Missions is the best game in the series!

Actually it's probably Metal Gear Acid 2!

:hmmyes:

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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snake: you trying to tell me that little effeminate son of a bitch is taking this entire series from me. hideo likes this? this is good? this is the general direction of culture for the next couple decades? all right let me shave my balls, god damnit. they'll fit into my 'sneaking suit' better that way.

roomtone fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Sep 22, 2022

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

credburn posted:

She wasn't that fragile.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
V and Rising are both following the honored tradition started by MGS2 of being retroactively appreciated on different aspects after the predictions in the games turned out to be true.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

What you talkin' about Willis?

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Fragile was real hot, even if she had ole lady body. Still, Sam Bridges hosed her. With a bomb strapped to his back.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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Arc Hammer posted:

V and Rising are both following the honored tradition started by MGS2 of being retroactively appreciated on different aspects after the predictions in the games turned out to be true.

i think rising gets a lot of rep because armstrong is loving amazing and hilarious, but a lot of that game is kinda video game durrrr drill in your head boring. alot of it is funny though, but it's mostly concentrated to the boss fights. so when it comes to rising......yeah it's good, overall.

mgsv though. hideo kojima REALLY hosed up big time on that one. whoo boy.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

roomtone posted:

"they explained it in various boring monologues you can listen to as tapes in the game"

did they? cos i listened to those and i fell the gently caress asleep.

hideo sombody needs to give you a slap and get you back to the old hideo.

joke's on you, the boring monologue makes no sense and explains nothing

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I only played MSG on PC like two decades ago, and from what I've seen it's the only one I should play anyway.

Snake Eater looked fun, but unless it comes to PC I ain't doin' poo poo.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkfCJrljvKA
game was good

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhD7o7fct4E

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Kind of surprised the "beat the poo poo out of war orphans" level didn't generate any controversy but the bikini lady BFF did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vupRn3PJvg

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 28 days!)

Extra Large Marge posted:

Kind of surprised the "beat the poo poo out of war orphans" level didn't generate any controversy but the bikini lady BFF did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vupRn3PJvg

male nerds have no investment in strange children of other colours in strange lands.

they have serious investment in making sure they broadcast they don't hate women.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 28 days!)

remember when snake was a little sexist horndog

'mei ling...i didn't expect a linguistic analyst to be so........cute'

then meryl showed up and he knew exactly what to do about that

our boy made sure to keep his dick rock hard during his entire mission

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

roomtone posted:

remember when snake was a little sexist horndog

'mei ling...i didn't expect a linguistic analyst to be so........cute'

then meryl showed up and he knew exactly what to do about that

our boy made sure to keep his dick rock hard during his entire mission

You think they call him Solid Snake for nothing??!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op be warned that someone was recently perma'd for being weird about snakes

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

op be warned that someone was recently perma'd for being weird about snakes

Aww man, someone permanently scratched off the username Snake Dance?

loving lame bitch rear end ho

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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norman reedus walks into frame

I'm snake now, bitch (he says bitch really weirdly too, like he didn't want to say it)

This is a sneaking mission.

Welcome to metal gear reedus, from the walking dead s1-???(haven't watched).

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

op be warned that someone was recently perma'd for being weird about snakes


Sounds abit harsh considering some of the things mods do to animals. Someone told me Seth PicknSniff wanked off a stoat irl.

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You think they call him Solid Snake for nothing??!!

Snake Beater 🐍 🐍 🐍

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


liquid cum

solid cum

metal gear cum

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

mudskipp posted:

Sounds abit harsh considering some of the things mods do to animals. Someone told me Seth PicknSniff wanked off a stoat irl.

i'd totally believe it, tbh

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i've never played a metal gear solid game

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I liked making the horse poop on command too. I forgot about that. More games need pooping on command imo.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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that's a good point

another good point is, more games should have snake poo poo immediately when you press A or triangle

Too far?

well let me ask you, could you poo poo out a triangle right now

no

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Quiet was actually good as a character in the narrative. Shame her design reduced her to "tits with a sniper rifle"

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
and the dog was the best good boy in video games

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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hey

the only thing i liked avbout quiet was how she was fragile but not that fragile

auteur in the house

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

throwing a grenade in the air and having quiet shoot it towards a helicopter and blowing it up is one of the coolest things you can do in a video game

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I listened to all the story tapes

idk if I recommend it or not its been a long time

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Revins posted:

I listened to all the story tapes

idk if I recommend it or not its been a long time
The burger tapes were pretty funny

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
metal im gayer solid

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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

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i thought it was so hilarious when hideo said

*silence*I

it was so hilarious, after the into when he said

*silence**

and when i infiltrated the russians and a few africation nation to make a point

*silence*

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