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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Welcome to the maximum security animal shelter

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A new inmate drops the soap in the shower and gets his butt brutally sniffed

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 13:13

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 12:30

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"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."

"What was that?"

"Life without purr roll."

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 00:22

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So, I'm a bloodhound. At least, I was in my old life. I'd like to be again on a limited basis.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 13:28

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