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First half of the crowd chanting: POPSICLE STICK Second half of the crowd chanting: CRUCIFIX
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Sep 23, 2022 13:52
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David would have to be like neutrino size
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Sep 23, 2022 13:52
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The father the son and the itty bitty wittle ghost guy
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Sep 23, 2022 13:54
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Jesus tried to wept, but the water tension prevented anything thing from coming out
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Sep 23, 2022 13:55
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lest we forget this classic meme e: spoiler for nsfw swears
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Sep 23, 2022 13:56
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we could only fit one wise man in and he could only bring a Mountain Dew do you know how heavy frankencense is
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Sep 23, 2022 14:02
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and on the seventh second, god blinked
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Sep 23, 2022 14:44
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this version of the holey bilb only has one hole. and it's a small hole. not even big enough for a pencil
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Sep 23, 2022 15:10
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moses: *parts my rc cola where ever i put my straw* me: ok dude
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Sep 23, 2022 15:43
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and lo jesus broke the bread and fish, and fed the three guys
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Sep 23, 2022 15:53
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Heather Papps posted:and lo jesus broke the bread and fish, and fed the three guys
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Sep 23, 2022 15:58
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(passes a single Nik-L-Nip around the table) This is my blood... |
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Sep 23, 2022 16:29
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turns out goliath was like 5' 9" |
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Sep 23, 2022 16:37
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we're gonna need a bigger ark
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Sep 23, 2022 16:48
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I have a feeling these commandments were abbreviated to fit on this grain of rice 1. NO OTHR GOD 2. IDOL BAD 3. SWEARS? NO 4. S/FUNDAY 5. HONR MA&PA 6. NO KEEL 7. KP IT IN YR PNTS 9. NO SWAT GUY NXT DOOR 10. COVET? SHOVE IT
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'No see in france they don't use a paper bible, they have this font of holy water they wash themselves in called in biblet'
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Sep 23, 2022 17:35
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and there she lusted after the men whose genitals were like those of hamsters, and whose emissions were like those of rats |
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snake: eat the apple eve: this poo poo is three times my size wtf
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Sep 23, 2022 18:51
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(pronounced like "bidet") biblet
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your friend sk posted:(pronounced like "bidet") biblet michael biblet: zooba-dooba-zap-zap zide, for your sins tiny christ was mini crucified
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Sep 23, 2022 19:26
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Drink-Mix Man posted:and there she lusted after the men whose genitals were like those of hamsters, and whose emissions were like those of rats
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Sep 23, 2022 19:47
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god seeing all the sins of man sighs and pulls out his pipette of water
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Sep 23, 2022 20:19
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but how father, how could jonah have been swallowed by the fish, it just doesn't make any sense! i've seen a trout and i have a friend named jo- my son, the lord works in tiny ways. jonah was this tall *spreads thumb and index finger slightly* and the fish was this big *spreads thumb and finger slightly more*
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Sep 23, 2022 20:22
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Sep 23, 2022 22:21
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original indiscretion
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Sep 23, 2022 22:22
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they licked a bean of knowledge and learned just one fact: beans contain no cholesterol
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wait so what are the new kosher laws? tiny bites - everything is allowed, as long as you take tiny bites.
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Sep 23, 2022 22:25
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god loves all his creatures, small and even smaller |
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Sep 23, 2022 22:31
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Nosfereefer posted:god loves all his creatures, small and even smaller 
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I see your biblet, and raise (lower?) you a nano-bible* *special equipment needed to read nano-bible not included |
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Jesus raises his friend Lazarus from le petit mort and it becomes a very different story
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itry posted:I see your biblet, and raise (lower?) you a nano-bible* they say the size of the bible halves every 2 years https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Remember when you only saw one set of footprints in the sand? That's when you stomped on me and just kept walking. |
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jesus weptte
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Dr. Honked posted:e: spoiler for nsfw swears thank you for your protection.
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no sorry u misunderstood, all 12 of them combine megazord-like into one normal sized disciple
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When you think about it, the t in Biblet is a cross.
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