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Heather Papps

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and lo jesus broke the bread and fish, and fed the three guys



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Heather Papps

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

and there she lusted after the men whose genitals were like those of hamsters, and whose emissions were like those of rats



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Heather Papps

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but how father, how could jonah have been swallowed by the fish, it just doesn't make any sense! i've seen a trout and i have a friend named jo-

my son, the lord works in tiny ways. jonah was this tall *spreads thumb and index finger slightly* and the fish was this big *spreads thumb and finger slightly more*



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Heather Papps

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wait so what are the new kosher laws?

tiny bites - everything is allowed, as long as you take tiny bites.



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Heather Papps

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itry posted:

That feeling when you eat what you thought was the hotel chocolate only to find out it was a biblet all along.

google THIS posted:

Writing in my hotel review that the pillow mint tasted like honey in my mouth but made my stomach bitter

:vince:



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Heather Papps

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FutonForensic posted:

secreted away in my biblet is a thimble of whiskey

mine contains a single .22 shell



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Heather Papps

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Barking Gecko posted:

The biblets they leave in hotel rooms are the Squire James Version.

i prefer infants literal translation



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Heather Papps

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PostsYouCanDanceTo posted:

"Have you heard the good letter?"



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