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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
BAKA SURVIVOR!!!

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

I thought these fuckers weren't wrestling today? :cripes:

SG Bamboo posted:

- Aoki's dumbass NFT is on the line (and also Dieno doesn't have a match which is great) in a threeway match

Just Iino

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I remember a Rojo show in 2020 or maybe 2019 where Shunma and Iino were dancing together wearing panda masks. That was a fun time

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lmao what was that very gentle push against the shoulders by Aoki

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
hmm that might have been 3?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah I ain't watching this horseshit, somebody tell me when the match is over.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Some lucky fan going home with a smelly souvenir

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

SG Bamboo posted:

The guy himself is well spoken and seems geniunely nice, it's his gimmick I have the issue with. And the fact that he's roped several guys I actively enjoy into it
I went to a lot of DDT shows when Dieno was starting to wrestle, he's really cool. I just don't think his gimmick translates well outside of Japan at all, and there's a lot of japanese comedians whos gimmick is basically sexual assault which is incredibly uncomfortable

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Ohh ffs, I thought this match was nearly over but more things keep happening

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Tampa Bae posted:

I went to a lot of DDT shows when Dieno was starting to wrestle, he's really cool. I just don't think his gimmick translates well outside of Japan at all, and there's a lot of japanese comedians whos gimmick is basically sexual assault which is incredibly uncomfortable
And when he's doing DDT The Night stuff, he is really well spoken and endearing when he isn't doing his Dieno gimmick. He's a great wrestler too, when he isn't doing his Dieno gimmick. But that's what's over in Japan. It's like Hard Gay, Masatoshi Hamada, and Kuro-Chan, they're incredibly uncomfortable characters

edit: minus the Hard Gay working for the Yakuza.

Tampa Bae fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Sep 25, 2022

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

AOKI HOW COULD YOU

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
aoki looking fire

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Cool, match is over. Get out of the ring now, it's time for Kawamatsu

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
now that's how you defend an NFT

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Tampa Bae posted:

And when he's doing DDT The Night stuff, he is really well spoken and endearing when he isn't doing his Dieno gimmick. He's a great wrestler too, when he isn't doing his Dieno gimmick. But that's what's over in Japan. It's like Hard Gay, Masatoshi Hamada, and Kuro-Chan, they're incredibly uncomfortable characters

He also had by far the worst defence of Akiyama's reign when there was tentative excitement that he would bring his actual wrestling skills

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

D-Oh Participants

Ueno
Yoshimura
Janela
Endo
Sasaki
Ricky Shane Page

Higuchi
Brookes
MAO
Hino
KANON
Naya

Couple of big misses, but no-one horrendous

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

SG Bamboo posted:

He also had by far the worst defence of Akiyama's reign when there was tentative excitement that he would bring his actual wrestling skills
I don't think Dieno's actually tried to wrestle seriously in over a decade

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Tampa Bae posted:

I don't think Dieno's actually tried to wrestle seriously in over a decade
I think Colt Cabana said it best, if you get well known for being a gimmick wrestler you'll never have to work hard again

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Kawamatsu hits the ring!

Tampa Bae posted:

I think Colt Cabana said it best, if you get well known for being a gimmick wrestler you'll never have to work hard again

Fair, and he's definitely over with the home crowd. He personally just makes me hate the promotion jsut a little

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Kawamatsu needs to tear his shirt open to reveal he's ripped like Senator Armstrong

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Kawamatsu is rookie of the year

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I missed part of the Assemblyman's match because of that Pheromones bullshit! :argh:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

I missed part of the Assemblyman's match because of that Pheromones bullshit! :argh:

You should have been refreshing the thread :colbert: as soon as I posted the D-Oh guys Pheromones were offscreen

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Another great Kawamatsu match, that kid's going places

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

SG Bamboo posted:

Kawamatsu needs to tear his shirt open to reveal he's ripped like Senator Armstrong
or he could submit with his shirt still on

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

.....assemblyman...... :negative:

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok i got too much water on my laptop and it needs a break. i'm gonna finish this in the morning, night goons

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
I love Makoto

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

A couple of rad beefers and Makoto Oishi

Penguin Patrol posted:

ok i got too much water on my laptop and it needs a break. i'm gonna finish this in the morning, night goons

I need to leave in 10 minutes as well, right as the big matches are starting. Enjoy your night

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
I hope Fez returns so it's not just Jerusalem and I reacting

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Tampa Bae posted:

I hope Fez returns so it's not just Jerusalem and I reacting

Sorry I had some stuff on

The orange baby enters for some hard chops and suplexes!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jeez Yoshimura that was real close to just dumping Kanon on his head

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

fez_machine posted:

Sorry I had some stuff on

The orange baby enters for some hard chops and suplexes!
He's gotten slimmer and I hate it

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Alright need to head off, enjoy the rest of the show guys. Hope Higuchi makes the Ace leave in disgrace

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I like that Akki's commentary indicates there is an acceptable number of crowd members that can be killed by a dangerous move, but Paulie was just over that limit.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
hate to say it but Damnation is my Pheremones

never truly interested in their matches

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
It's a very uncool Darby Allin!

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

fez_machine posted:

hate to say it but Damnation is my Pheremones

never truly interested in their matches
They're a lot of fun during beer garden shows and that's about it. Their best members are in the Sauna club

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Tampa Bae posted:

They're a lot of fun during beer garden shows and that's about it. Their best members are in the Sauna club
Except Mad Paulie, Mad Paulie is the best adult child since Akebono

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Let's go Masada

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