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Heather Papps: hello friend

"thank you for inviting me into your private facebook group blaaaaaaa"

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:42

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

"oh no, my one weakness - nordVPN! use code "BLAAA" at checkout to get 15% off!"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

listen man you're a great room-mate and landlord. i don't care that you're allergic to garlic and the sun but you GOT to stop biting the internet cable.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:43

idiotsavant

steve, you stupid loving� you stupid loving rear end in a top hat we have LAN parties for a reason, we don�t invite any strangers for a reason you dumb stupid poo poo

# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:00

idiotsavant

Steve you turn your goddamn guest wifi off right now or so help me god I�m going to smash every piece of technology you own down to your Ti-80

# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

this is why I use salt to make token rings

# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:14

biosterous

internet vampires are incapable of self-reflection

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:41

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

biosterous posted:

# ? Sep 25, 2022 04:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

when the thread was correctly called Internet Vapirs I was gonna post

*blows a chunky cloud*

six... six milligrams :drac:

# ? Sep 25, 2022 04:09

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

social media sites are like vampires if u think about it

# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:48

Manifisto

my cable modem has been extremely sluggish lately, and now there are suddenly these, like, pairs of pinholes on the top cover? what gives??

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:55

baka of lathspell

Areola Grande posted:

lol

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# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

always ALWAYS salt and hash your password files.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

Areola Grande posted:

BLAAA

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 26, 2022 02:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

biosterous posted:

# ? Sep 26, 2022 03:01

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

biosterous posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 26, 2022 03:56

Shifty Nipples

i von to smoke your buds

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:58

Shifty Nipples

biosterous posted:

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Sep 26, 2022 04:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

biosterous posted:

Manifisto posted:

# ? Sep 26, 2022 07:31

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

As depicted in the movies

AMA With the Vampire
Queen of the Spammed
LAN Helsing

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Sep 26, 2022

# ? Sep 26, 2022 07:48

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Breaking Dawn? poo poo, ok, just one more raid then I'll go to bed.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 11:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

vlad we have to GO! the sun is about to rise!

leave me - someone dropped a bunch of usb keys and i am compelled to pick them all up.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 26, 2022 13:19

google THIS

DDOSferatu

# ? Sep 26, 2022 13:31

Saoshyant

Hack the planet? More like suck the planet, amirite :drac:

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Sep 26, 2022 14:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

doxxula

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 26, 2022 14:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

*the vampire hunter posts screencaps of a discord conversation*

"HISSSSSSS"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 26, 2022 15:08

nut

blaa your own byob

# ? Sep 26, 2022 15:18

biosterous

google THIS posted:

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Sep 26, 2022 16:08

idiotsavant

Six!! Six dead pixels! Ah ha ha ha, Best Buy hasn�t heard the last of the Count!

# ? Sep 26, 2022 16:44

sisterSyzygy: The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.

hey if you want to prove that you're not a dracula, you have to post yourself eating garlic bread in this thread

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Internet Revenant Chat

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:47

cool biRd pics: you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

not allowed into the discord without an invite link

# ? Sep 27, 2022 03:20

Prof. Crocodile

internet vampire powers include transforming into a .bat file or into the hit puzzle game Myst

# ? Sep 27, 2022 19:53

Escape From Noise

Succurbits

# ? Sep 27, 2022 20:16

caspergers

I've kept internet vampires away for years with just this meme

# ? Sep 27, 2022 22:03

idiotsavant

frankly i find the idea of fuzzy bunny milk monkies much more terrifying than whats underneath one direction's boxer shorts

# ? Sep 27, 2022 23:21

The Voice of Labor

biosterous posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:54

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Prof. Crocodile posted:

lmbo

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

VAMPCHA - Type what you see below and press enter.

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:51

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:26

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Blaa! I vant to suck your baud.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 07:47

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