|
quote:The base annual salary for an XFL player will thus be $59,000, plus free room and board in the league's hub at Arlington, Texas throughout the season valued at approximately $20,000 Holy poo poo, if you are going to make me play Concussion Simulator (now with more concussions), could you at least pay me for the decades you are taking off my life??
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 06:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 20:11 |
|
|
limp_cheese posted:"Da Bears" are another interesting choice. The roster turnover is irrelevant because the script is always the same. The offense is a nightmare with a terrible O-Line and questionable QB decision making. The play calling will be 90% boring run plays for a 1 yard loss and 10% interceptions. The team will rely on the defense generating turn overs and this will lead to a couple of really lucky wins every year. Sometimes through some miracle this will be enough to bring them into the playoffs, but you'll already know deep in your heart the Bears are frauds and perennial losers so the playoff exit won't hurt too bad. HORNEY VAPE BRO fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Sep 26, 2022 |
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 06:50
|
|
|
Darth Brooks posted:There will never be an NFL team with a stranger story than the Oorang Indians. Bonus; they haven't lost a game in close to a hundred years. these guys would get annihilated by the bengals
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 08:10
|
|
|
Seahawks because winning is overrated
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 08:19
|
|
|
football is boring
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 08:33
|
|
|
Toxic Mental posted:football is boring My brother in Christ, have you watched baseball? Or soccer? Granted, watching football live does suck, it’s much better if you dvr the edited replays on NFL network that cut out a lot of the standing around and also skip the commercials.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 09:15
|
|
|
Canine Blues Arooo posted:Holy poo poo, if you are going to make me play Concussion Simulator (now with more concussions), could you at least pay me for the decades you are taking off my life?? You're looking at it backwards, by reducing your expected lifespan through repeated TBI you are significantly cutting down the amount needed to save for retirement. If you consider the big picture you're actually coming about ahead
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 15:00
|
|
|
beer gas canister posted:Detroit Lions
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 16:50
|
|
|
limp_cheese posted:"Da Bears" are another interesting choice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBnnon_iZOM
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 16:55
|
|
|
Wifi Toilet posted:My brother in Christ, have you watched baseball? Or soccer? yeah they're boring too
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 16:57
|
|
|
Toxic Mental posted:yeah they're boring too lol at the meek defense. yeah it's boring as hell but have you seen other boring sports? you can also make it less boring by skipping through 90% of it
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 17:05
|
|
|
the 49ers are the only team that is a number
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 17:07
|
|
|
hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol at the meek defense. yeah it's boring as hell but have you seen other boring sports? you can also make it less boring by skipping through 90% of it all three of those sports are boring poo poo, sorry to anyone who freely spend their time gazing at them. bless.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 17:10
|
|
|
i would simply not watch something that bores me and instead use my time to do something fulfilling and enjoyable. personally
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 17:23
|
|
|
A football game lasts about 2 hours or so on TV I'd say with all of the breaks and timeouts. I hate watching baseball and haven't seen a game in forever but aren't they like 4 hours or something? I know they're digging deep to change the game because no young people like it anymore due to it being so loving boring.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 21:35
|
|
|
Baseball is actually a lot of fun to watch as long as you do it properly (crush a beer at top and bottom of every inning)
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 21:47
|
|
|
Nooner posted:Baseball is actually a lot of fun to watch as long as you do it properly (crush a beer at top and bottom of every inning) I've never made it to the end of a baseball game in person in anything considered a sober state.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 21:49
|
|
|
hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol at the meek defense. yeah it's boring as hell but have you seen other boring sports? you can also make it less boring by skipping through 90% of it How about skipping 100% of it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:03
|
|
|
Pennywise the Frown posted:A football game lasts about 2 hours or so on TV I'd say with all of the breaks and timeouts. I hate watching baseball and haven't seen a game in forever but aren't they like 4 hours or something? I know they're digging deep to change the game because no young people like it anymore due to it being so loving boring. They're actually about the same length. The average MLB game is 3 hours, 4 minutes. The average NFL game is 3 hours and 11 minutes. I'm not sure where you got 2 hours for a football game. There's a pitch clock coming to MLB next year which should shorten those.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:08
|
|
|
Nooner posted:
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:09
|
|
|
Jose Oquendo posted:They're actually about the same length. The average MLB game is 3 hours, 4 minutes. The average NFL game is 3 hours and 11 minutes. I'm not sure where you got 2 hours for a football game. Ah ok. I thought the GB game went about 2 hours yesterday. I never really pay attention though since anything on my TV is just on in the background while I shitpost.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:11
|
|
|
Choose anyone but the Cardinals unless you hate yourself then it works out beautifully.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:18
|
|
|
Just don’t pick a sadness factory. Fortunes can change quickly in the NFL so picking based on success is a bit of a fools errand, but you at least want to feel some sense of relevance even when your team blows. I picked 49ers because I like the colours and I’d actually like to go to San Fran. They’ve been a 3 win team in my short time but even then, at least they weren’t the loving Jaguars or Lions.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:21
|
|
|
buglord posted:hi goons, Choose the Dallas Cowboys and hate yourself like I do
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:31
|
|
|
Regarding the state of Texas in all ways, you do not, under any circumstance, gotta to hand it to them.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:33
|
|
|
Nefarious 2.0 posted:these guys would get annihilated by the bengals Are you sure? 
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2022 23:47
|
|
|
ootbal
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 00:00
|
|
|
Also enjoy the Packers but it's a real shame the most prominent character associated with their legacy has disgraced himself by stealing millions from the impoverished.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 00:08
|
|
|
Jelly posted:Also enjoy the Packers but it's a real shame the most prominent character associated with their legacy has disgraced himself by stealing millions from the impoverished. It’s not his fault its the ol’ QBBrain acting up again!
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 00:20
|
|
|
Jelly posted:Also enjoy the Packers but it's a real shame the most prominent character associated with their legacy has disgraced himself by stealing millions from the impoverished. Can't wait for what Rodgers gets involved with in 10 years.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 00:45
|
|
|
I'm gunna be extra goony and say that you should pick a better opiate.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 00:47
|
|
|
Jelly posted:Also enjoy the Packers but it's a real shame the most prominent character associated with their legacy has disgraced himself by stealing millions from the impoverished. He only did that after being on the vikings. It's their fault.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 01:02
|
|
|
ok, i think there have been enough suggestions. it's time for op to choose and tell us.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 02:10
|
|
|
Bad Purchase posted:ok, i think there have been enough suggestions. it's time for op to choose and tell us.  Tell us buglord. Who is the Chosen Team?
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 02:19
|
|
|
the tampa bay bradys
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 02:21
|
|
|
beer gas canister posted:Detroit Lions Womblemania posted:Pick the DETROIT LIONS OP this is the correct answer, we're so popular and awesome that we have a show on Hulu or Netflix or something IDK
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 02:26
|
|
|
90s Ghost Trip posted:Just don’t pick a sadness factory. Otoh, you could choose the Browns from a purely ironic perspective and cheer for their sucking. Pretty sure no other team has gone 4-44 across three seasons (including a 0-16 and 1-15 season) in the modern era.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 02:38
|
|
|
The Detroit Football Lions
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 05:13
|
|
|
bagmonkey posted:OP this is the correct answer, we're so popular and awesome that we have a show on Hulu or Netflix or something IDK Don't fall for it OP. This is how the Lions get you, they sucker you in with hopes that maybe they'll be good this year and BAM, they find a new way to suck harder. I wonder what they'll do to top hiring Patricia the fatass rapist.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 05:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 20:11 |
|
|
That's probably a pretty decent choice. Muscle coach has them playing enthusiastically. They are due for some success.
|
|
#
?
Sep 27, 2022 05:22
|
|