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and it knew everything? |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:31 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:33 |
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hamsters seldom share their wisdom, in my limited experience
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:39 |
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i'd probably ask the hamster |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:53 |
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i'd get one of those balls you put it in so it can it run around the house |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 16:33 |
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Schweinhund posted:i'd get one of those balls you put it in so it can it run around the house a wisdom ball. a know it all ball. a ham orb for the pondering of
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 16:38 |
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guess i'll name this loving thing "dad" then
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:14 |
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Put it between two slices of bread. Bam. Ham sandwich. |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:24 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Put it between two slices of bread. Bam. Ham sandwich. careful when preparing the ham sandwich of knowledge. if a drop of mustard falls and a dog eats it they'll get all the wisdom.
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:34 |
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wait a minute, exactly how biblical is this hamster of knowledge?
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:47 |
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I'd ask it for infinite wishes, duh this should be a reflexive answer at this point
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:50 |
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Dr. Honked posted:wait a minute, exactly how biblical is this hamster of knowledge? its a supporting character that was edited out of revelations by the higher ups i quote "and lo, the hamster appeared in a blinding flash of light, and told people what was good, and there was a sound like trumpets but more like a thousand squeaks which taken in accumulation revealed to everyone their innermost desire, which is to spend the rest of their existence running around in a giant wheel with nothing else to worry about" you can still find this in some gnostic texts
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:22 |
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gonna split w/ rome and worship the hamster, brb |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:51 |
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the father, holy spirit, and the ghost? all human that hamster? true manifestation of god |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:52 |
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I had a hamster when I was a kid. He would sit in his cage and bend over and pull his poops out of his butt with his teeth and spit them across the cage. He also had huge balls. I'm not claiming he knew everything, but I'm not claiming he didn't. He sure knew how to pull poops out his butt with his teeth tho. |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:57 |
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Finger Prince posted:I had a hamster when I was a kid. He would sit in his cage and bend over and pull his poops out of his butt with his teeth and spit them across the cage. He also had huge balls. I'm not claiming he knew everything, but I'm not claiming he didn't. He sure knew how to pull poops out his butt with his teeth tho. i'll be honest, and maybe i'm doxing myself, but - i don't know how to pull out poops from my own butt |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:04 |
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it's not a "trinity" as such. it's more like a ball, in which our lord and savior exists |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:05 |
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Nosfereefer posted:i'll be honest, and maybe i'm doxing myself, but - i don't know how to pull out poops from my own butt hamster alt spotted we found a live one
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:41 |
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poor hamster understanding everything but comprehending nothing, life is a series of vignettes barely interconnected to a hamster, what will a hamster-god teach me, when a hamster-god cannot learn to save-scum his way through Modern Warfare 2's single player campaign? |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 22:06 |
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i could kick a hamsters rear end |
# ? Sep 29, 2022 23:25 |
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idiotsavant posted:i could kick a hamsters rear end *sobbing uncontrollably* "I SAID NO BITING"
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# ? Sep 29, 2022 23:31 |
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idiotsavant posted:i could kick a hamsters rear end The Big Fight! |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 03:44 |
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i could kick both those hamsteres asses |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:29 |
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idiotsavant posted:i could kick both those hamsteres asses A real hamster and egger |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:32 |
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those hamster asses are gonna be green and scrambled once i get done kicking them |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:36 |
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Been spending most our lives living in a hamster's paradise. |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:50 |
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idiotsavant posted:i could kick both those hamsteres asses The one on the right is a beaver and he kicked the butts of the hamster and the hippo. |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:13 |
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i would pick up a beaver and launch that fucker into the sun (after the hamster) |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 20:36 |
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idiotsavant posted:i would pick up a beaver and launch that fucker into the sun (after the hamster) It's a visualization of you fighting a hamster, silly person. You are the beaver in this depiction. |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 20:40 |
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If the hamster knew everything I'm sure it could bill and ted some kind of heath robinson improbable contraption ahead of time to... get ya. Yeah. |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 21:11 |
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xcheopis posted:It's a visualization of you fighting a hamster, silly person. You are the beaver in this depiction. im gonna make an extremely kinetic metaphor when i kick that visualized beavers rear end |
# ? Sep 30, 2022 21:53 |
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yeah but what if you found a gerbil who was okay at math
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# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:15 |
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Heather Papps posted:yeah but what if you found a gerbil who was okay at math & that gerbils name was algerb einstein
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# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:25 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:& that gerbils name was algerb einstein AND THE CROWD GOES WILD THAT ONES OUTTA THE PARK BABY
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# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:29 |
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First I need to know what color it is, this is important.
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# ? Oct 1, 2022 01:57 |
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What if you fund a hamster? |
# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:02 |
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Through college or just simping? |
# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:59 |
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socrates said that the person who knows the least knows the most makes you think |
# ? Oct 2, 2022 21:13 |
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I wouldn’t touch it
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# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:19 |
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this actually happened to me once the hamster was my sister’s hamster Princess Whim-Wham who hated captivity and escaped three times, and each time I managed to catch her just sauntering across the living room floor like the fat rear end in a top hat she was RIP whammy Gruß vom Krampus |
# ? Oct 3, 2022 01:57 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:33 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I wouldn’t touch it What happens if you touch it? |
# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:04 |