what if you found a hamster

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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

and it knew everything?

# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:31

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# ? May 5, 2024 20:23

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

hamsters seldom share their wisdom, in my limited experience

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:39

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i'd probably ask the hamster

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 15:53

Schweinhund

i'd get one of those balls you put it in so it can it run around the house

# ? Sep 29, 2022 16:33

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Schweinhund posted:

i'd get one of those balls you put it in so it can it run around the house

a wisdom ball. a know it all ball. a ham orb for the pondering of

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 16:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

guess i'll name this loving thing "dad" then

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:14

Escape From Noise

Put it between two slices of bread. Bam. Ham sandwich.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Escape From Noise posted:

Put it between two slices of bread. Bam. Ham sandwich.

careful when preparing the ham sandwich of knowledge. if a drop of mustard falls and a dog eats it they'll get all the wisdom.

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:34

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

wait a minute, exactly how biblical is this hamster of knowledge?

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:47

Manifisto

I'd ask it for infinite wishes, duh

this should be a reflexive answer at this point

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:50

baka of lathspell

Dr. Honked posted:

wait a minute, exactly how biblical is this hamster of knowledge?

its a supporting character that was edited out of revelations by the higher ups

i quote

"and lo, the hamster appeared in a blinding flash of light, and told people what was good, and there was a sound like trumpets but more like a thousand squeaks which taken in accumulation revealed to everyone their innermost desire, which is to spend the rest of their existence running around in a giant wheel with nothing else to worry about" you can still find this in some gnostic texts

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:22

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gonna split w/ rome and worship the hamster, brb

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:51

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the father, holy spirit, and the ghost? all human

that hamster? true manifestation of god

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:52

Finger Prince

I had a hamster when I was a kid. He would sit in his cage and bend over and pull his poops out of his butt with his teeth and spit them across the cage. He also had huge balls. I'm not claiming he knew everything, but I'm not claiming he didn't. He sure knew how to pull poops out his butt with his teeth tho.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 18:57

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Finger Prince posted:

I had a hamster when I was a kid. He would sit in his cage and bend over and pull his poops out of his butt with his teeth and spit them across the cage. He also had huge balls. I'm not claiming he knew everything, but I'm not claiming he didn't. He sure knew how to pull poops out his butt with his teeth tho.

i'll be honest, and maybe i'm doxing myself, but - i don't know how to pull out poops from my own butt

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:04

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it's not a "trinity" as such. it's more like a ball, in which our lord and savior exists

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:05

baka of lathspell

Nosfereefer posted:

i'll be honest, and maybe i'm doxing myself, but - i don't know how to pull out poops from my own butt

hamster alt spotted we found a live one

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:41

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

poor hamster understanding everything but comprehending nothing,
life is a series of vignettes barely interconnected to a hamster,
what will a hamster-god teach me,
when a hamster-god cannot learn to save-scum his way through Modern Warfare 2's single player campaign?

# ? Sep 29, 2022 22:06

idiotsavant

i could kick a hamsters rear end

# ? Sep 29, 2022 23:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

idiotsavant posted:

i could kick a hamsters rear end

*sobbing uncontrollably*
"I SAID NO BITING"

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 23:31

xcheopis

idiotsavant posted:

i could kick a hamsters rear end

The Big Fight!

# ? Sep 30, 2022 03:44

idiotsavant

i could kick both those hamsteres asses

# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:29

Escape From Noise

idiotsavant posted:

i could kick both those hamsteres asses

A real hamster and egger

# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:32

idiotsavant

those hamster asses are gonna be green and scrambled once i get done kicking them

# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:36

Finger Prince

Been spending most our lives living in a hamster's paradise.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 06:50

xcheopis

idiotsavant posted:

i could kick both those hamsteres asses

The one on the right is a beaver and he kicked the butts of the hamster and the hippo.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:13

idiotsavant

i would pick up a beaver and launch that fucker into the sun (after the hamster)

# ? Sep 30, 2022 20:36

xcheopis

idiotsavant posted:

i would pick up a beaver and launch that fucker into the sun (after the hamster)

It's a visualization of you fighting a hamster, silly person. You are the beaver in this depiction. :yayclod:

# ? Sep 30, 2022 20:40

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

If the hamster knew everything I'm sure it could bill and ted some kind of heath robinson improbable contraption ahead of time to... get ya. Yeah.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 21:11

idiotsavant

xcheopis posted:

It's a visualization of you fighting a hamster, silly person. You are the beaver in this depiction.

im gonna make an extremely kinetic metaphor when i kick that visualized beavers rear end

# ? Sep 30, 2022 21:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

yeah but what if you found a gerbil who was okay at math

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# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:15

baka of lathspell

Heather Papps posted:

yeah but what if you found a gerbil who was okay at math

& that gerbils name was algerb einstein

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# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

baka fwocka fwame posted:

& that gerbils name was algerb einstein

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD THAT ONES OUTTA THE PARK BABY

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# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:29

Twenty Four

First I need to know what color it is, this is important.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 01:57

Escape From Noise

What if you fund a hamster?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 02:02

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Through college or just simping?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:59

jmnmu: f

socrates said that the person who knows the least knows the most

makes you think

# ? Oct 2, 2022 21:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I wouldn�t touch it

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# ? Oct 2, 2022 23:19

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

this actually happened to me once

the hamster was my sister�s hamster Princess Whim-Wham who hated captivity and escaped three times, and each time I managed to catch her just sauntering across the living room floor like the fat rear end in a top hat she was

RIP whammy

Gru� vom Krampus

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