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What's the Coolest Body Part for your QB to Lose
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I could while away the hours
Concussed till I see flowers,
dizzy with the pain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only won a game

I'd unravel in ev'ry huddle
I'd murmur and I'd muddle
In trouble and in pain

With the TDS that you'll be throwin'
This game you won't be blowin'
If you only won a game!

Oh, I, could tell you why
The D's in cover 4
I could think of plays I'd never
Thunk before,
And then I'd sit down and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My skull all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve it
If even learn to loerve it
If I only won a game.



Dolphins/Bengals baby, it's TNF!

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

leg

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

gonna be a weird game

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
The white helmets are a good look

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Good luck to the winners

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Those are some white uniforms.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if the doflpinhs wins i am happy about it.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

CINATI

BENGOS

BINCH

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



I am contractually obligated to root for the dolphins

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Cavauro posted:

if the doflpinhs wins i am happy about it.

Interesting stat I saw that said if they win this it'll be the first time they've been undefeated this long since the last time

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm rooting for a tie.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

sweet thursday posted:

Interesting stat I saw that said if they win this it'll be the first time they've been undefeated this long since the last time

Sounds like some kind of bullshit PFF metric to me.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Crescent Wrench posted:

Sounds like some kind of bullshit PFF metric to me.

I just recently learned that the guy in your AV played the serial killer in Dirty Harry.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm rooting for a tie.

walkoff safety

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Crescent Wrench posted:

Sounds like some kind of bullshit PFF metric to me.

I'm going to need some kind of chart to really grasp this

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
"I had a dream last night the game ended 26-24 Dolphins, ending on an overtime safety. Just thought you all should know."

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
Go Bird Team

Dolphins are birds, right?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





UltraShame posted:

Go Bird Team

Dolphins are birds, right?

Dolphins are the penguins of the sea.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Al looking extremely old

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Those Bengo's uniforms are sharp as hell.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

River Cracraftft

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sweet thursday posted:

Interesting stat I saw that said if they win this it'll be the first time they've been undefeated this long since the last time

gwak!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Guys it was a back injury shut up!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Gonna watch this next gen stats stream.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if you're a fan of the team that loses i got a good idea. have a nice invigorating shower after the game. get everything ready at half-time, so that you just hop right in. i care about you and you care about me.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

these are cool alternate unis

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
15 sacks lol

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

These Dolphins unis rule

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

I just recently learned that the guy in your AV played the serial killer in Dirty Harry.

I just saw Dirty Harry for the first time a few months ago myself! Andrew Robinson being the Scorpio Killer was a big draw. He was predictably excellent, of course.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

these are cool alternate unis

:hmmyes:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ghosthorse posted:

The white helmets are a good look

Saw a bunch of people crapping on the all-white look on Twitter, but I think it looks pretty rad across the board.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

"I had a dream last night the game ended 26-24 Dolphins, ending on an overtime safety. Just thought you all should know."

I was thinking about this too. An underrated TFF moment.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Dolphin-safe Tua

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Baltimore Ravens legend Hayden Hurst who had a better draft grade than Lamar

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm home and watching this using Prime with the Next Gen Stats.

Meanwhile my dinner is reheating in the oven.

Bengals all-white uniforms are :discourse:

Miami's all-teal... not so much.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bengoe's all whites are really sharp.

Crescent Wrench posted:

I just saw Dirty Harry for the first time a few months ago myself! Andrew Robinson being the Scorpio Killer was a big draw. He was predictably excellent, of course.

Yeah! Love how unhinged he was as Scorpio vs how collected he typically was as Garak.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Framey as gently caress tonight

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
Ahh the endangered albino Bengal I will enjoy it.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Uhhhh...anyone else have Prime Video frozen?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

mdemone posted:

Uhhhh...anyone else have Prime Video frozen?

Nope, workin' fine.

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