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What's the Coolest Body Part for your QB to Lose
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

JT Jag posted:

It's been over an hour and I'm still tempted to make a Miami Dolphins Hate Thread over what happened to Tua

I went back ten pages, surprised there isn't a thread on player health.

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
McDaniel got out-coached tonight, straight up.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Who dey

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Ta daaaaaaa

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Maybe the bengals should try to pass???

Well I’ll be!!!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Dolphins can score 12 points in under 2 minutes, right?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Dango Bango posted:

I don't know how you can really blame Mixon when there's no hole because the line is allowing penetration on every single play

I'll change that to plays to Mixon have been awful, but they keep running them constantly.

I guess your other option is get Burrow hit a lot more so you gotta try something or other, but it's hard to watch on a team that should be fun to watch.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TheBizzness posted:

McDaniel got out-coached tonight, straight up.

mcdaniel looks like a guy that sold my ex bad MDMA

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Does Tua need a Reggie Ray concussions left counter? Or is it already at zero :smith:

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

The Dolphins can score 12 points in under 2 minutes, right?
No but also Hill is who you want if you have to try

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

bean mom posted:

mcdaniel looks like a guy that sold my ex bad MDMA

McDaniel looks like a dude who should be shilling NFL NFTs while insisting the lovely coke he shared was actually high quality.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

If you’re still watching the game you’re supporting what happened. Tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better.

I get it empathy is hard bro.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

bean mom posted:

mcdaniel looks like a guy that sold my ex bad MDMA

You should see what he looked like as a teenager

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

I'll change that to plays to Mixon have been awful, but they keep running them constantly.

I guess your other option is get Burrow hit a lot more so you gotta try something or other, but it's hard to watch on a team that should be fun to watch.

fwiw

https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1575682506203926534?t=RxaHW0BOGhwlAPHBvXOviA&s=19

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Grittybeard posted:

I'll change that to plays to Mixon have been awful, but they keep running them constantly.

I guess your other option is get Burrow hit a lot more so you gotta try something or other, but it's hard to watch on a team that should be fun to watch.

:hai:

That's been a big frustration this season - the Bengals were so fun to watch last year. And now it's just :bang:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

The Dolphins can score 12 points in under 2 minutes, right?

sadly this time it's not the Ravens rookie DBs blowing all the coverages possible

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I get it empathy is hard bro.

“I feel so bad for Tua” I say to everyone within earshot, continuing to watch and support the product that conspired to harm him, likely pretty severely

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Off the hook pancake

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


How the hell do you even measure this??

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

teddy bridgewater sucks

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I thought Hubbard was going to break Bridgewater there

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Alaois posted:

teddy bridgewater sucks

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Tonight's tapestry has a weird slap fight running throughout it. Every gdt is special and unique

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Alaois posted:

teddy bridgewater sucks

I miss him OP

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh God Tua's coming back in for the final play

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Dango Bango posted:

How the hell do you even measure this??
fancy and extremely imperfect stats based on player positions and velocities etc

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Alaois posted:

teddy bridgewater sucks

Yes, yes he does

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Dango Bango posted:

How the hell do you even measure this??

Blockchain

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



They let him leave the hospital??? :barf:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

oh my god do not let Tua get on a plane

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

How the hell do you even measure this??

Models that take into account the position of every player on a given play, the speed they are moving, direction, etc and compare with a database of similar plays

It's kinda stupid but in this case it's matching what I'm seeing

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

mixon tonight seems to be just plowing into his line, no vision, not even trying to find an alternate lane

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress they're flying Tua already

Isn't that like, A Bad Idea

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oh no they let his dad see him in the hospital??????

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



they're going to let him play next week

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The good news: Tua is expected to be discharged from the hospital tonight.

The bad news: He is expected to travel back with the Miami Dolphins.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

mightygerm posted:

they're going to let him play next week

11 days bro, what’s your problem?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Huh Tua discharged from the hospital.

We'll see him against the Jets on the 9th.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
I mean it’s not just Tua, look at what the idiot Chargers are doing to Herbert right now. Never mind the league has been astroturfing the idea they give a flying gently caress about brain injuries for years

At this point the only way to watch the league is to acknowledge no one, including the players that go along with it, gives a poo poo

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Dango Bango posted:

How the hell do you even measure this??

untrustworthy data-> ???? -> infallible results

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