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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Relentlessboredomm posted:

god the nfl is so loving bad at concussion spotting

No no no

https://patriotswire.usatoday.com/2022/12/13/frustrated-devante-parker-calls-out-nfl-publicly-missing-head-injury/

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl-nflpa-say-protocols-were-followed-with-de-vante-parkers-concussion-removal-in-patriots-game-053733622.html

They’ve got it covered!!

🙄

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

He shouldn't play again this season

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Codependent Poster posted:

He shouldn't play again this season

if he really had 3 concussions in like 6 months he needs to hang it up immediately

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Lol the PA shrugged on Parkers situation holy poo poo they just get more useless

Miami doesn't consider Tua's concussion as having happened either

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Dec 27, 2022

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
union leaders suck too as it turns out

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

whos that broooown posted:

union leaders suck too as it turns out

Maybe then we'll see a new implementation of the Wildcat? :sickos:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




That concussion is almost assuredly why his performance tanked in the second half.

gently caress the Dolphins. gently caress the NFL.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

3 concussions seems bad. Is it bad? Is it tua many?

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Tua just needs to level his resistance stat and his invincibility will be longer during roll frames.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
After 2 concussions watching McGruber with McDaniel made it better. Third one has to be an even stupider parody so maybe they watched Scary Movie on the plane ride home together to heal Tua up.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

After 2 concussions watching McGruber with McDaniel made it better. Third one has to be an even stupider parody so maybe they watched Scary Movie on the plane ride home together to heal Tua up.

Which scary movie, this is important

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Kirios posted:

That concussion is almost assuredly why his performance tanked in the second half.

gently caress the Dolphins. gently caress the NFL.

It was confirmed?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

CharlestheHammer posted:

Which scary movie, this is important

Scary Movie 3 will turn him into an MVP

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
McDaniel? You know your Tua?
Yeah...
HES CONCUSSED
*screams*
BANG BANG BANG RIGHT ON HIS HEAD

God that scene will never fail to get a laugh out of me. God bless you Simon Rex

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 28, 2022

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I think they should enjoy a screening of Hot Rod together.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
The Miami Dolphins do not deserve all these wonderful movies discussed in their thread. gently caress them.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Scary Movie 3 and Hot Rod are good.

The Dolphins deserve to watch one of Adam Sandler's buddy's movie like Benchwarmers or Paul Blart.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
If we’re going with lovely Adam Sandler movies, it’s Jack and Jill.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Jack and Jill cures Tua's concussion but gives everyone else one

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
McDaniel watching Waterboy with Tua with the volume cranked way up

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1608140067431714819

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If Mike doesn't last he's just gonna go down as the guy who killed Tua, huh?

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Tua just forgot to level Resistance ... just a few more iframes will make a huge difference.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Eifert Posting posted:

If Mike doesn't last he's just gonna go down as the guy who killed Tua, huh?

Probably not, no.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Eifert Posting posted:

If Mike doesn't last he's just gonna go down as the guy who killed Tua, huh?

It appears incredibly important that the discourse around Tua remains the stupidest thing imaginable at all times, so maybe?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Eifert Posting posted:

If Mike doesn't last he's just gonna go down as the guy who killed Tua, huh?

That’s more a flash in the pan media narrative than actual reality imo

Tua will go down as the guy who couldn’t hold up to the abuse. That’d be about all it’d go to

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

If there’s any lasting narrative around Tua’s concussions at all I imagine it will be that the NFL still doesn’t really take them seriously, not the Mike McDaniels single-handedly killed a guys brains while everyone tried to stop him.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Who tried to stop him? And is Kenny Pickett in the same boat?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Amy Pole Her posted:

Who tried to stop him? And is Kenny Pickett in the same boat?

Nobody did, I was being facetious. It’s a league wide problem, and that includes the players.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm smart and understood that you were making that position sound as stupid as possible in order to point out the flaw in blaming headfootballcoach, and weren't arguing that it was reality

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

reality to be ignored by all third parties, might i add. i'm incredibly smart

(playing around, not serious)

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jan 1, 2023

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
(User was subjected to the Miami Dolphins for this post)

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