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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Welcome back! to SEASON FORTY-EIGHT dear god those numbers.....

Let's do the rundown.

OUT
-a whole bunch of folk. Eight to be exact. Kate, Pete, Aidy, Kyle, Alex, Melissa, Aristotle ( :smith: ), and Chris. Except for Aristotle, they were all due to check out, and I wish a few more had joined them, namely Cecily, Colin, and Michael. Yes they're great but we shouldn't have people rooted at the Update desk for a decade at a time. And Cecily was from the same class as Aidy and Kate. Trim this poo poo down! Kenan is obviously going to be on the show until the collapse of the US in 2025 S50 at least, but the rest of the show should have fresher blood. As it is, last year's insanely-bloated 21-member cast is now down to a marginally-deflated 17. Because we do have some new blood to add this year.

IN


Writeups courtesy of Caitlyn Taylor


quote:

Marcello Hernandez is a Cuban/Dominican-American comedian, writer, actor, and producer from Miami, Florida. The comedian began his stand-up career in 2016, opening for Tim Dillon, Jim Breuer, Mark Viera, Gilbert Gottfried, and more. As well as appearing on Telemundo’s Acceso Total and NBC’s 6 in 2022, Hernandez is known for hosting the social media account Only in Dade about Miami, Florida.


quote:

American actor and standup comedian Molly Kearney comes from Cleveland, Ohio. After starting their career as a stand-up in Chicago, Kearney relocated to L.A., and has since appeared in Comedy Central’s Up Next showcase as well as other productions, including A League of Their Own as Fern Dannley, and the short film Significant Others. Kearney is Saturday Night Live’s first nonbinary cast member.


quote:

Originally from Phoenix, Arizona, Michael Longfellow is an American comedian, actor, and writer now living in Los Angeles. Longfellow has done standup in comedy festivals and clubs around the world including Netflix Is A Joke Fest in early 2022. Longfellow for his standup routines in a plethora of works including series like Get Over it, How to Be Broke, Bring the Funny, Laugh After Dark, Conan, and Laughs.


quote:

Devon Walker is a Black American comedian and actor from Austin, Texas, where he started his standup career. In addition to Clusterfest, Moontower Comedy Festival, and Big Sky Comedy Festival, Walker participated in numerous other comedy festivals.

In 2017, Walker starred in Comedy Central’s Up Next showcase, and in 2018, he moved to New York City to further his comedy career as an actor in G.O.A.T and Mini-Mocks. Since then he’s acted in other shows including Bite-Size Halloween, Ayo and Rachel are Single and Comedy Central – As Seen ON CC. Walker has also written for the shows Big Mouth and Everything’s Trash.

As for tonight's show





Did you ever wonder what crudités was at the Wednesday read-throughs? Well now you know!

Have a couple photos of the new guys



Miles Tellers, you know him from the bloody hands jazz drum film and the cool sky gun war movie (Top Gun: Maverick was a great theatrical experience, military propaganda or not.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm9UBz3l-l0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r4oz4GXQTk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Z_0VD-QtY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1wmdqrYl4

And Kendrick Lamar is appearing for his second time on the show.



Finally let me end this by saying, Monday marks the 30th anniversary of the first episode of SNL I ever taped; my older sister and I had started watching the show towards the end of Summer rerun season, but we could only see the first 30-ish minutes of it before we had to go to work. Our parents had just gotten a VCR that Summer and she had the brilliant idea to tape the show to watch Sunday morning. That first show we taped was the second of S18, Tim Robbins with Sinead O'Conner.

Yeah.

Needless to say, I was hooked. Three decades- 30 years- later and I'm still here. Thank goodness! To commemorate this occasion, please enjoy this episode. It's not my recording (my mum accidentally taped an HBO movie over it around '94 or '95,) but it's an insanely clean, complete rip. I'll leave it up for the weekend.


<3 al!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This guy does a pretty good Peyton.

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
"Well, *I* heard that they rarely put the host in the cold open, so when they do, it's special!"

"Special, or desperate?"

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

That was a decent cold open.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

going that meta in the first sketch of the season was unexpected. i guess they realize the only people watching are in this thread

pwn
May 27, 2004

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I'm choosing to interpret the cold open as a brutal takedown of how us insufferable nerds pick apart the show immediately after it's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y90HI1W4go

pwn
May 27, 2004

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Like the new open, don't know what i feel about the new logo

Small White Dragon
Nov 23, 2007

No relation.
Lotta new cast...

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
Am I insane or does Devon Walker look like Pete Davidson in blackface? I just did a double take

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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The real OGs re-enacted SNL sketches as kids. I did a few, most disturbingly the Continental. An 11-year-old getting unwittingly rapey with his teenage sister. Ah, youth.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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That fuckin logo man. I don't know. I don't fuckin know dude.

pwn
May 27, 2004

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This sketch makes my smile penis. What

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
This Charmin Bears sketch fills me with dread

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
"Why does everything in our lives revolve around going to the bathroom!?"

I'm not sure whether this sketch or the BeReal sketch was the sponsored sketch.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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It's gotta be BeReal, the sponsored bits are nearly always pretapes (presumably so the sponsor can screen it for objectionable content)

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Meant to ask before the show started, but did Chris Redd leave because he was loving Keenan’s (now-ex) wife or was that just incidental?

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Wait, is that BeReal thing an actual product? It sounded dumb as hell

Simulation883
Jan 1, 2007
I probably would’ve liked that Charmin sketch more if it didn’t remind me so much of the following: https://youtu.be/IMKW-ifxikE

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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DaveWoo posted:

Wait, is that BeReal thing an actual product? It sounded dumb as hell

This is my thought as well... But if it's real then I guess it must be the sponsored sketch since nobody knew what the gently caress it was before...

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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I'm getting the same feeling with this new logo that I got years ago when I discovered all the first drafts Pentagram came up with the last logo refresh in S40, trying to imagine the show using these and having it break my brain.

https://vimeo.com/109030470

https://vimeo.com/109030471

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This is my thought as well... But if it's real then I guess it must be the sponsored sketch since nobody knew what the gently caress it was before...

Yeah, it's real. Some of my older Gen Z coworkers use it.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

This was a better when it was Sharon Stone and Jon Lovitz.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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No way the AMC also wasn't a paid placement. Maybe they are going to go all out and do a whole bunch of paid sketches this year :lol:

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
The AMC sketch went places. Kenan said it best with that "...the $#%& just happened?!" in the end.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Is the air conditioning out or something?

Edit: okay, jokes aside, he was using a fan that apparently was last used in a cooling center in the NYC metro area last summer, according to something I saw on Twitter.



Involuntary Sparkle fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Oct 2, 2022

pwn
May 27, 2004

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Involuntary Sparkle posted:

Is the air conditioning out or something?

There's no reason to use the established performance area when you can put up a light box and a circular fan.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Not really feeling this new guy so far.

pwn
May 27, 2004

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Grimace got swole

pwn
May 27, 2004

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Ok fine, the new logo is fine. That last bumper got me.

ArtVandelay
Jul 13, 2004

These last few sketches have been pretty dire. Jost needs to go.

pwn
May 27, 2004

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pwn posted:

There's no reason to use the established performance area when you can put up a light box and a circular fan.

Or a depressing bedroom

drat the walls are closing in. Deep.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Fun enough premiere. Good times. Nice fresh coat of paint on the old warhorse.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
I dunno, this episode felt awfully weak to me. I get the feeling that the line about this being a "rebuilding season" may turn out to be eerily prescient.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i think i could have written a better "reactionary parent from arizona" bit than the new guy

Small White Dragon
Nov 23, 2007

No relation.

DaveWoo posted:

I dunno, this episode felt awfully weak to me. I get the feeling that the line about this being a "rebuilding season" may turn out to be eerily prescient.

Yeah, this episode was not good (imo)

Sivart13
May 18, 2003
I have neglected to come up with a clever title

General Dog posted:

Meant to ask before the show started, but did Chris Redd leave because he was loving Keenan’s (now-ex) wife or was that just incidental?
according to their public statements, no,

according to the temporal distance between the news stories "chris redd is leaving snl" and "chris redd is loving kenan's estranged wife" -- you decide

also why do so many people add that extra 'e' to Kenan. why!!

carticket
Jun 28, 2005

white and gold.

I always thought it was spelled Keenanne.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQj9YM1y2k

:krad:

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Tonight Brendan Gleeson hosts! With musical guest Willow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZY7utsjsx4

Who is Brendan Gleeson? Brendan Gleeson is a sk8r boi, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQj9YM1y2k

Your Wednesday table read photos--




And your Thursday MG direct-flash glamour shots


You can't go before you eat your Thursday promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pnvUXNyWpU

Including your air-only promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOwSc0Ec8Bg

Willow's gonna perform songs from her new album <COPINGMECHANISM>, including the lead single "ur a stranger"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvrx8SX3jqQ


And there is no Vintage tonight! I'm watching the Rob Morrow/Nirvana episode from S17; you do you.

Don't forget to catch the live stream/chat Hot Take show from SNL Network, at 1:10 EDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbx4WhA2ozM
(You have to watch on Youtube or in the app to actually participate in chat.)

Enjoy the show, let's see if we can crack page 2 tonight :woop:

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Can't go much lower than last week... but Who & Who?

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