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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1576991606930116621?s=20&t=X3u-qoy53TQWOz8JEUMJlQ

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NFL does the right thing for a player after being caught being grossly negligent by the public.

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I predict the Panthers will continue to suck in the 5th week.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You should close the old thread because nobody should live in week 4. It was a bad week for football.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao at the lovely Commanders logo

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Dolphins Jets is...actually kinda interesting? I mean even aside from Tua being out it'd be a little interesting to me.

Maybe this is my football illness speaking.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Alaois posted:

lmao at the lovely Commanders logo

Why even change the name if you're just gonna use the Football Team logo?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

You should close the old thread because nobody should live in week 4. It was a bad week for football.

Thats weird. I'm an Eagles fan and I didn't notice anything bad. :thunkin:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i don't want to fight the ravens unless they are missing 9 starters. how many are they up to

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

You should close the old thread because nobody should live in week 4. It was a bad week for football.

We were surprisingly close to Rodgers losing in Lambeau to Bailey Zappe which was very funny, even if they did pull it out in the end.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Excited for Detroit to lose to a third-string QB going into their bye. At least it will create a really really funny QB controversy for New England.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

coming soon

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tee Higgins was out for 2 weeks after his concussion, so there's precedent for Tua to return the following week.

Bridgewater can likely hold the fort over but the Jets are on this weird hot streak against teams they should've lost to, so they could easily beat Miami. With our injuries at corner and the uncertainty with Bridgewater at QB (he doesnt have Tua's deep strike ability whatsoever) you can see this being a 24-21 L.

Im really expecting McDaniel to take advantage of the extra time and gameplan for Bridgewater's strengths which are... hm. Semi mobility and short accuracy? Im not sure honestly, he hasnt shown a drat thing in Miami and I didnt watch him in Denver

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

C-Euro posted:

Excited for Detroit to lose to a third-string QB going into their bye. At least it will create a really really funny QB controversy for New England.

Lions by 20.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
If anyone said after Dak’s injury in week 1 that by the end of week 4 Dallas would be 3-1 and could potentially have victories over both teams that played in the Superbowl by the end of week 5 I don’t think even the homer-est homer Cowboys fan would’ve believed you.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Ragnarok the Red posted:

If anyone said after Dak’s injury in week 1 that by the end of week 4 Dallas would be 3-1 and could potentially have victories over both teams that played in the Superbowl by the end of week 5 I don’t think even the homer-est homer Cowboys fan would’ve believed you.

Dak is either going to pop off as soon as he comes back or play like poo poo and get benched after 1 quarter

No middle ground

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*full sickos mode*

Yes. A QB controversy in Dallas.

YES.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
I would like to request that the Minnesota Football Vikings engage in positive football this week.

I know Da Bears are bad this year, but I haven't really been watching their stuff. Just how radioactive is Chicago this year?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Redeye Flight posted:

I would like to request that the Minnesota Football Vikings engage in positive football this week.

I know Da Bears are bad this year, but I haven't really been watching their stuff. Just how radioactive is Chicago this year?

They drafted an Ohio State quarterback.

On purpose.

And then gave him *legitimately shrugs shoulders* to play WR.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
The Bears are a depressing, poorly run mess, which admittedly has been their general status since 1986.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Rams played this poorly tonight to give me the slightest glimmer of hope that Dallas can beat them.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Tee Higgins was out for 2 weeks after his concussion, so there's precedent for Tua to return the following week.

Bridgewater can likely hold the fort over but the Jets are on this weird hot streak against teams they should've lost to, so they could easily beat Miami. With our injuries at corner and the uncertainty with Bridgewater at QB (he doesnt have Tua's deep strike ability whatsoever) you can see this being a 24-21 L.

Im really expecting McDaniel to take advantage of the extra time and gameplan for Bridgewater's strengths which are... hm. Semi mobility and short accuracy? Im not sure honestly, he hasnt shown a drat thing in Miami and I didnt watch him in Denver

It's just so weird how the Dolphins assembled this team with speedster WRs and QBs who struggle to throw it deep.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

do you think mike mcdaniel is related to josh mcdaniels? i'm related to some people who spell my same last name but with a u instead of a w or vice versa. same thing to add, subtract, or change any letters.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Shrimpy posted:

It's just so weird how the Dolphins assembled this team with speedster WRs and QBs who struggle to throw it deep.

Tua excelled at it this season

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Teddy had a very nice deep ball against the Bengals

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Dak is either going to pop off as soon as he comes back or play like poo poo and get benched after 1 quarter

No middle ground

Dallas then will trade either Rush or Dak to a QB desperate team, and whomever they keep will become a pumpkin while the other goes lights out on their new team and becomes a top 5 QB in the league

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Gonz posted:

*full sickos mode*

Yes. A QB controversy in Dallas.

YES.

its actually working out beautifully for a QB controversy

Rush got to play

Bengals in full Bungles mode
the still bad Giants
the even worse Commanders


and Dak's coming back to play:

Rams
Eagles
Lions


there's a solid chance Dak comes back and goes into the Lions game with 2 straight losses needing to win a shootout with the lions. im so excited

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

There is absolutely no way the Lions beat Matt Patricia and his third string QB this week

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Nintendo 49ers posted:

There is absolutely no way the Lions beat Matt Patricia and his third string QB this week

The presence of Matt Patricia is going to make the Lions go into full Super Saiyan mode and stack 75 points on the corpses of the Patriots.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Rams bad

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Gus Edwards likely to be back at practice this week for the Ravens. He might be the single most important player to be coming back from injury for us. Fingers crossed he is effective.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
I've never seen the Pittsburgh Steelers be listed as a -14 dog in my life.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

pasaluki posted:

I've never seen the Pittsburgh Steelers be listed as a -14 dog in my life.

Honestly surprised it’s only that much.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

coming soon

Looks like something a bird left on the hood of my car.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

WC = Water Closet

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Redeye Flight posted:

The presence of Matt Patricia is going to make the Lions go into full Super Saiyan mode and stack 75 points on the corpses of the Patriots.

Too bad the defense is going to give up 78.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Amy Pole Her posted:

Tee Higgins was out for 2 weeks after his concussion, so there's precedent for Tua to return the following week.

Bridgewater can likely hold the fort over but the Jets are on this weird hot streak against teams they should've lost to, so they could easily beat Miami. With our injuries at corner and the uncertainty with Bridgewater at QB (he doesnt have Tua's deep strike ability whatsoever) you can see this being a 24-21 L.

Im really expecting McDaniel to take advantage of the extra time and gameplan for Bridgewater's strengths which are... hm. Semi mobility and short accuracy? Im not sure honestly, he hasnt shown a drat thing in Miami and I didnt watch him in Denver
There's no other coach in the league who knows Saleh's defense better than Mike McDaniel. They spent like 6 years together.

I'm sure he'll figure out that deep balls aren't going to win it against our CBs, but intermediate crossers with the 2 fastest WRs in the league matched up against our safeties is going to be a bloodbath.

https://twitter.com/antwanstaley/status/1577039346347102208

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Man I haven't looked at the whole Thursday Night schedule but are the rest of them games that looked good at the time but looking awful now? At least Broncos/Colts means I will be asleep on time.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Thursday football is supposed to be two terrible teams playing terrible football on a short week. It's not supposed to be playoff bound teams getting horrific injuries because they are on a short week and need a win.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Thursday Night Football should be the sacrificial lamb game, clearing a lovely matchup out of the way for better matchups on Sunday and Monday — a hate-watch, viewed only by those who know the football is garbage but are powerless to resist its call.

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
You'll all regret having missed IND-DEN when the final score is 4-3.

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