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EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://i.imgur.com/B5Q3t0L.mp4

Super Mario Odyssey contains code for a capturable entity known only as “CornBoy”. While the entirety of the code concerning CornBoy’s movement exists, no associated graphics are present. The footage in this post uses a placeholder graphic created by dataminers of the game; please note that while the movement of the character is official material from the game itself, the blocky blue appearance is not.

CornBoy is an entity that was supposed to be an extremely powerful capture, being able to move immense distances in a single leap. It is likely that it was cut from the game specifically because it was too powerful and made many challenges trivial. It had the abilities to walk, “prepare a jump” (which would have made it compress itself), and “aim a jump” (by leaning), whereupon it would leap over great distances.

Top: CornBoy moving around, preparing and aiming a jump.
Bottom: CornBoy performing a jump.

Nothing else is known about CornBoy, including the meaning of the name. While it can be assumed it was some type of boy made out of corn, what a creature that can perform large leaps would have to do with corn is unknown. Based on the name, it could have appeared in the food-based Luncheon Kingdom.

https://i.imgur.com/93pqQSU.mp4

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nut

cornboy take a look at your life im a lot like you

Scuba Trooper

put cornboy in the movie

biosterous




maybe his big jumps are because he's more popcorn than earn of corn



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he/him

Scuba Trooper

CornBoy is the new MissingNO.

google THIS

Thinking about saying CornBoy three times in front of a mirror

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


google THIS posted:

Thinking about saying CornBoy three times in front of a mirror

cornBoy... ha!

cornBoy... waha!

cornBoy... WAHOO!


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

cornboy take a look at your life im a lot like you

been singing this to my dog for about ten minutes now. he likes it

frump truck

hello... again!

if cornboy is a kernel that pops I could see him flying that far

Twenty Four


Can you eat him?

google THIS

your friend sk posted:

cornBoy... ha!

cornBoy... waha!

cornBoy... WAHOO!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Twenty Four posted:

Can you eat him?

if you aren't a coward

Twenty Four


your friend sk posted:

if you aren't a coward

So a hard "maybe" for me? :)

idiotsavant

nut posted:

cornboy take a look at your life im a lot like you

Shifty Nipples

Twenty Four posted:

Can you eat him?

cornboy eat the corn


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

biosterous




gonna take cornboy to the old corn road



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Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

gonna take cornboy to the old corn road

Gonna take my cornboy to ol' corn road
Gonna pop 'til I can't no mo

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

cornboy take a look at your life im a lot like you

idiotsavant
cornboy come together with your husks
save me im together with your corn
save me, yeah

google THIS

I'm just a cornboy nobody loves me
He's just a cornboy from a corn family
Spare him your hat and your "Wahoo! Yippee!"

Escape From Noise

A CornBoy and his CornDog

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

I'm just a cornboy nobody loves me
He's just a cornboy from a corn family
Spare him your hat and your "Wahoo! Yippee!"

Twenty Four


Escape From Noise posted:

A CornBoy and his CornDog

Great movie, parts were a bit corny though

biosterous




google THIS posted:

I'm just a cornboy nobody loves me
He's just a cornboy from a corn family
Spare him your hat and your "Wahoo! Yippee!"



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

idiotsavant
A Dick Sucking Corn Boy And His Bot

Twenty Four


EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

:aaaaa:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Shifty Nipples


i know deer are pests in some places but baiting them on to railroad tracks seems like a weird method of population control


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

FutonForensic

so I says to the guy, I says, "that's not CornBoy, that's PornBoy"


Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

so I says to the guy, I says, "that's not CornBoy, that's PornBoy"

And he says, "Geeze. It's really cold there. Down by the corn road."

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Oct 11, 2022

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


FutonForensic posted:

so I says to the guy, I says, "that's not CornBoy, that's PornBoy"

hey, country plumbers make do


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
https://voca.ro/19vzeqIfYifY





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

dang it

Escape From Noise

Low-fi grindcore?

frump truck

hello... again!

Escape From Noise posted:

Low-fi grindcore?

Low-fi grind corn

Robot Made of Meat

You call him CornBoy, I call him MaizeBoy.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

more falafel please

forums poster

they did find some of his audio cues but it's all just boom-NOTdaBING-notdabingabudda




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
guess who just got back today?
that wild cornboy that had been away

google THIS

He was a c0rnboy
She said so long-ay boy
He wasn't good enough for her

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
i wish the cornboy well :)

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