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palindrome posted:Not sure if this is accurate at all, but there's an old tool that overlays theoretical nuclear yields over google maps, so you can determine if you're in the zone of instant death, lingering misery, or relative safety. its weird, no matter where i set it to in america it just keeps reading out "lingering misery" even before i set a nuke payload
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BUSH 2112 posted:i mean, back then it was actually possible to survive a nuclear attack. the weapons are so much more powerful and there are so many now that you have no chance of surviving it, they realized it was a waste of time to build shelters because the choice is "get vaporized instantly" or "probably get vaporized instantly anyway or possibly broiled alive in a metal tomb" nah the calculus was that it was cheaper to build more missiles and hope to nuke the soviets before they could nuke us than to build shelters at scale. shelters could have saved lives but they were expensive compared to more bombs, and saving lives wasn't really as big a priority as saving money. so more bombs it was
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Xaris posted:going to highly recommend Miracle Mile (1988) movie for the times. i recommend going in blind. but it's very mood and ending is rather cspam. When the Wind Blows from around the same year too.
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Ardennes posted:Yeah, it’s a good movie that is a absolutely forgotten…for some reason. i think partly people didn't want it to be remembered because not long after we entered the Fukuyama End of History liberalism has won era. err posted:When the Wind Blows from around the same year too.
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Ardennes posted:Yeah, it’s a good movie that is a absolutely forgotten…for some reason. idk if it’s so obscure. I’ve seen it recommended in other forums going back to like 2001. some guardian guy wrote about it in 2014 2014 and it got regular releases on current media. remasters, blurays etc.
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mawarannahr posted:idk if it’s so obscure. I’ve seen it recommended in other forums going back to like 2001. some guardian guy wrote about it in 2014 2014 and it got regular releases on current media. remasters, blurays etc. They're talking about Miracle Mile, which unfortunately hasn't had the same treatment. Tangerine Dream did the soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrL3OAFLDuU Zisky has issued a correction as of 09:29 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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Lmao I got confused by this edited quote.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 09:59 |
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Here is what I wrote after the first time I thought nuclear immolation was imminent:quote:Human Interest Story Time: Here is something I made this year, using my nuclear reprieve to become a better person, and live every day to the fullest: Turtle Watch posted:I have stopped worrying and love the bombs May we all nestle safe in the bosom of a loving universe, spared the terror of annihilation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ne9sRcSrM
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 10:17 |
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I live 30ish miles from a lesser military base, and 50ish from a major one and a Boeing facility. Far enough away that the initial blast probably won’t get me, close enough that the radiation or infrastructure disruption will.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 10:36 |
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err posted:When the Wind Blows from around the same year too. i havent seen the film but the comic book it's based on is great
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:37 |
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I'm going to become a mutant and roam the wastelands. Hopefully I have time to accomplish this life goal before the nukes go off.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:14 |
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im not too worried about a nuclear apocalypse honestly
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:18 |
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gonna buy a nintendo switch and lots of batteries for when the power gets knocked out.
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biceps crimes posted:imagining big ole mommy milkers on the waifu tsundere nuke that lands near me and eradicates everything I know and love and hold dear read this with Boomhauer's voice
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ted hitler hunter posted:w h i t e p e o p l e w h i t e p e o p l e lmfao
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 23:45 |
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good smilie chaining is always fun to see
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f7j1E61sM
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 23:52 |
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OP of this thread brought to you by "certainly trump would never be elected president" and "russia is just posturing on the border" and "there is no way the chuds are actually gonna storm the capital"
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 05:24 |
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I maintain that the funniest option is Russia and the us decide to nuke each other but the missiles fail to launch
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 05:27 |
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What sort of environmental story telling are you nerds planning to set up with your meager possessions and skeleton?
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 06:05 |
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gonna do a final pam thing and make some nerds laugh before they succumb to the radioactive poison
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 06:14 |
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Shima Honnou posted:they could drop the bomb today and we'd all still need to work tomorrow hell, there will be a LOT of work to do afterward if u survive
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 09:41 |
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your not going to be able to just sit around watching netflix like you do now
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 09:42 |
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just want to say that I appreciate all the people throughout the years that decided to not push the button when the order came to launch all nukes and end life on earth. you're a hero if the computer or superior officer said "do the thing" and you thoughtfully contemplated the consequences. Whether you are nationally known for hesitating while thinking "hey wait a minute this looks like an error" or if you are a secret spook that was executed for failing to fulfill your sworn duty to enact Armageddon, I want you to know that you are appreciated. thank u for your service.
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palindrome posted:just want to say that I appreciate all the people throughout the years that decided to not push the button when the order came to launch all nukes and end life on earth. you're a hero if the computer or superior officer said "do the thing" and you thoughtfully contemplated the consequences. Whether you are nationally known for hesitating while thinking "hey wait a minute this looks like an error" or if you are a secret spook that was executed for failing to fulfill your sworn duty to enact Armageddon, I want you to know that you are appreciated. thank u for your service. I'm just glad that the russian military never employed Mormons.
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 09:50 |
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a couple years back there was an air raid siren test while i was at home and my wife was at work, and i hadnt been paying attention to my text messages and didnt notice the government announced the test the night before. i figured it probably wasnt real but i wasnt 100% sure of that so i called my wife who also didnt know what was going on, made a post on the forums, and then started walking to the metro station to go underground i guess? the sirens were playing the tones for "impact in <5 minutes" and then switched to "impact in <2 minutes" and then "impact imminent" and i did get a bit of an adrenaline rush for a bit and then i checked my phone and saw the text messages and felt kinda foolish
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It's an interesting problem for modern people. You get a warning SMS text message that the missile, earthquake, tsunami, or other imminent disaster is a few minutes away. Your loved ones are at school, work, or somewhere else. Do you proceed in an orderly fashion to the civic defense shelter that exists for just such an emergency? Lol NYC had a pretty funny infomercial about it recently. I think the direction was stay put and wait for cellphone messages from authorities. Cool
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Beard Dandruff posted:I'm just glad that the russian military never employed Mormons. perhaps they have at some point … quote:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) had a presence in Russia before the rise of the USSR, with the first baptisms occurring in 1895. Preliminary missionary efforts began before the dissolution of the Soviet Union, and the Russian government officially recognized the church in 1991. Membership increased in the 1990s and early 2000s. Missionary efforts were impacted by the 2016 Yarovaya law, which prohibited proselytizing outside of official church property. Current membership statistics are not available for Russia, but the church reported 19,946 members in 2009. As of 2021, there were three stakes and five missions in Russia. In 2018, Russell M. Nelson announced that a temple would be constructed in a major city in Russia. Which leads me to ask - what’s the appeal to a Russian of a totally American religion?
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 10:08 |
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if youre worried about nuclear war, look on the bright side, at least you dont have any real worries in your life
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fart simpson posted:a couple years back there was an air raid siren test while i was at home and my wife was at work, and i hadnt been paying attention to my text messages and didnt notice the government announced the test the night before. i figured it probably wasnt real but i wasnt 100% sure of that so i called my wife who also didnt know what was going on, made a post on the forums, and then started walking to the metro station to go underground i guess? the sirens were playing the tones for "impact in <5 minutes" and then switched to "impact in <2 minutes" and then "impact imminent" and i did get a bit of an adrenaline rush for a bit and then i checked my phone and saw the text messages and felt kinda foolish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KmDtsaQBY
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palindrome posted:just want to say that I appreciate all the people throughout the years that decided to not push the button when the order came to launch all nukes and end life on earth. you're a hero if the computer or superior officer said "do the thing" and you thoughtfully contemplated the consequences. Whether you are nationally known for hesitating while thinking "hey wait a minute this looks like an error" or if you are a secret spook that was executed for failing to fulfill your sworn duty to enact Armageddon, I want you to know that you are appreciated. thank u for your service.
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 11:10 |
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will Doordash still work after the nukes or do i have to learn how to cook
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 15:05 |
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smoobles posted:will Doordash still work after the nukes or do i have to learn how to cook You won’t have to worry about being able to cook anything
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smoobles posted:will Doordash still work after the nukes or do i have to learn how to cook everything will be pre-cooked by the nukes so u can just grab handfuls of whatever and chow down
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blatman posted:everything will be pre-cooked by the nukes so u can just grab handfuls of whatever and chow down whatever... or whoever?
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yes
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smoobles posted:will Doordash still work after the nukes or do i have to learn how to cook you're going to be slow-roasted by radiation, just eat the parts of yourself that fall off it'll be like a leprosy speedrun
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smoobles posted:will Doordash still work after the nukes or do i have to learn how to cook yes but you'll be the one dashing through the doors either as a thief, a raider, or a victim
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