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There are ritual magic practitioners in numbers in the pnw OP They range from very boring poorly read people trying to conceptualize high strangeness in a non Christian framework to actively trying to attack and dethrone God, to just being way into playing dress up before honoring a god or goddess with an orgy We really do "have it all"
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Private Cumshoe posted:whats a "Satan" 
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Oct 15, 2022 00:56
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I miss when a movie had Satan pop up as the antagonist. Stay Tuned, the classic John Ritter horror comedy. Who gave him the magic satellite dish that trapped him in the tv hell dimension, or whatever? Satan. And I think he was played by Jeffrey Jones, who is a pedophile. I rest my case.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:I miss when a movie had Satan pop up as the antagonist. Stay Tuned, the classic John Ritter horror comedy. Who gave him the magic satellite dish that trapped him in the tv hell dimension, or whatever? Satan. And I think he was played by Jeffrey Jones, who is a pedophile. I rest my case. Lovitz was the ultimate Satan.
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I caught someone casting aegis reflectors on the subway last week
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I saw someone curse the McDonald's by poking a Ronald McDonald doll with Bobby pins Satan
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unknown butthole posted:How so?  "gently caress you dad!!" -Lives in his dad's basement -Into vore -Gross fistula
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_IG5Y6zKrw&t=15s
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lol the velvet lurker Darren Farley is a devil I can get behind worshipping
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Icochet posted:
The Dante-style Satan isn't eating those guys by choice. The Old Testament Adversary is clearly in with God and just part of the system, but the Dante version is imprisoned and suffering instead of being in on the scam.
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Oct 15, 2022 06:00
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Caesar Saladin posted:I've always thought those Anton LaVey Church of Satan guys were huge nerds. I want my satanist dudes to be wearing crazy goat skull masks sacrificing things with shrines made of human skulls and stuff. I always thought Anton LaVey’s satanism was so stupid. “Our motto: Do what thou wilt.”  “Oh but not any seriously bad stuff like rape or murder or hurting kids or things like that though, don’t do that.” “But other than that, do what thou wilt.” We are so badass.
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go to where people are having sex touching rear end and grass and u might find a satansit
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You Are A Elf posted:Cousin and I were waiting for the bus after watching Dumb and Dumber at the theater back in 1994 and needed something to do to pass the time. We ended up exploring this storm drain that I had no idea opened up into this huge cavernous room with different paths. Where the sunlight stopped is where we saw what looked like a fresh satanic ritual with graffiti, candles, and what looked like a blood splotch on the floor. I know this story. when you went back the tunnels weren't there
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Oct 15, 2022 08:52
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The Dante-style Satan isn't eating those guys by choice. The Old Testament Adversary is clearly in with God and just part of the system, but the Dante version is imprisoned and suffering instead of being in on the scam. He plays the victim well but let me assure you the guy is an insufferable dickweed
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unknown butthole posted:I want to find people doing stuff that involves like weird languages and swords and robes and pentagrams and stuff. Sex stuff too. Been to a bunch of spooky woods and graveyards, full moon or not these people clearly aren't hanging out there. Does this stuff only happen in England or what? go to india op: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/kochi/cops-examining-cannibalism-angle-in-kerala-double-murder/articleshow/94820658.cms
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Milo and POTUS posted:I know this story. when you went back the tunnels weren't there Not only that, but the theater and my cousin disappeared, too, and when I would bring them up to family members, no one knew what or who I was talking about. It’s like Dumb and Dumber never existed 
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MrQwerty posted:lol the velvet lurker i loved that thread, that there was multiple devils/satsns with their own sections of hell but all their minions thought they were the highest up and our satan is actually named Darren lol
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There is a for real satanic coven in Ogden, Utah. I went to a black mass in Ogden city cemetery. Not lame Lavey stuff. Strange languages, blood, goat sacrifice (no poo poo), but no sex. I think they meet there on full moons?? Not sure, tbh.
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Shoggoth bgosh posted:There is a for real satanic coven in Ogden, Utah. I went to a black mass in Ogden city cemetery. Not lame Lavey stuff. Strange languages, blood, goat sacrifice (no poo poo), but no sex. I think they meet there on full moons?? Not sure, tbh. Those are deer hunters, you are at a sportsmans lodge. 
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Really surprised nobody has answered "the mod forum" yet.
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Oct 15, 2022 22:23
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I thought this was a Christian forum 
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unknown butthole posted:I want to find people doing stuff that involves like weird languages and swords and robes and pentagrams and stuff. Sex stuff too. Been to a bunch of spooky woods and graveyards, full moon or not these people clearly aren't hanging out there. Does this stuff only happen in England or what? go to Europe.
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unknown butthole posted:Sex stuff too. Be sure to join in the festivities and become your username.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Really surprised nobody has answered "the mod forum" yet. you wish you were that cool
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Junk posted:you wish you were that cool 
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Oct 15, 2022 23:08
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I am a member of The Satanic Temple and even I don’t know. I joined because some jerk tried to burn down our local temple in Salem. I wanted to make a donation because they do a lot of good work in our community, and the membership fee was less than I was planning on donating, so I went with it. I have a cool certificate and membership card, but I have no idea where all of the action happens.
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Shoggoth bgosh posted:There is a for real satanic coven in Ogden, Utah. I went to a black mass in Ogden city cemetery. Not lame Lavey stuff. Strange languages, blood, goat sacrifice (no poo poo), but no sex. I think they meet there on full moons?? Not sure, tbh. You should have pulled out your nine and saved the goat.
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The human element is always the problem, shed your humanity, become goat.
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Kharnifex posted:The human element is always the problem, shed your humanity, become goat. When your a goat see you see things that humans can't. Like Satan's power.
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Kharnifex posted:The human element is always the problem, shed your humanity, become goat. you know, god should have figured that out
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dinahmoe posted:I am a member of The Satanic Temple and even I don’t know. I joined because some jerk tried to burn down our local temple in Salem. I wanted to make a donation because they do a lot of good work in our community, and the membership fee was less than I was planning on donating, so I went with it. I have a cool certificate and membership card, but I have no idea where all of the action happens. Have you tried asking them?
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If the devil wants you to have sex, you will know it
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I visited Salem this summer for the first time since I was a kid. One thing I noticed that I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised by was how much Harry Potter poo poo was in all the tourist shops. The witch museum is exactly the same. MOOOORE WEEEEIGHT
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hail satin
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kntfkr posted:hail satin I fought in the Spun Woolen's 43rd in the Synthetic v Natural crusade.
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DIARY OF MORNING STAR DO NOT READ GABRIEL YOU rear end in a top hat!!! plan A) Overthrow God plan B) Have sex parties with warty hags and say i'm winning
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