The sequel to dogs

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Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Announcing Dog 2.0! Now with technicolor vision�️!

# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:49

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 20:36

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Dog 2.0 poops in convenient-to-clean cubes. Science can't explain it!

# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:51

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Dog 2.0 now has its paws upgraded to full hands, allowing them to give you gentle massages!
Can now operate guns for those long hunting trips or to ward off home intruders!
Can use opposable thumbs to give approval or disapproval of your actions or state of being. 👍👎

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Oct 9, 2022

# ? Oct 9, 2022 11:53

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:11

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Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:29

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

IGgy IGsen posted:

Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op?

Users will be able to select between the new compatibility mode and the more traditional incompatibility mode they may be used to.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:51

manero

do we finally get a mute button?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 12:58

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

manero posted:

do we finally get a mute button?

Dog 2.0 Premium Edition comes with volume control as well as silent and vibrate modes.

Dog 2.0 Home Edition owners can purchase an upgrade to Premium or Business Edition at any time.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:14

BlankSystemDaemon

Rarity posted:

Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species

I'm surprised it took this long.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:20

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Shadow0 posted:

Dog 2.0 now has its paws upgraded to full hands, allowing them to give you gentle massages!
Can now operate guns for those long hunting trips or to ward off home intruders!

Rarity posted:

Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species

Uh oh.

Dog Inc. holds no liability for what Dogs 2.0 do with their newfound capacity for independent action as well as murder.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:50

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is Dog 2.0 Always-Online only?
Or can it be used without an internet connection?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:50

biosterous

fully companionable dog with human hands

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:08

Twenty Four

Can you get dog classic for a discount now?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:37

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

The Bananana posted:

Is Dog 2.0 Always-Online only?
Or can it be used without an internet connection?

To support all the wonderful new features as well as to combat piracy, Dog 2.0 will require a stable internet connection to operate, yes.

However, with the new extended- and twin- tail models, you'll find connecting to WiFi is a breeze! And you'll have twice the tail wagging!

Twenty Four posted:

Can you get dog classic for a discount now?

We have no plans to release Dog Classic on the virtual shop or make it available for purchase at the moment.
However, we remind everyone that piracy is a crime, and anyone found downloading Dog ROMs will be punished to the fullest extent of dog law.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:45

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

You wouldn't download a dog

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:52

ultrafilter: It's okay if you have any questions.

Yes I would.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:53

Twenty Four

Rarity posted:

You wouldn't download a dog

what's upload dog?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:58

more falafel please: forums poster

Twenty Four posted:

what's upload dog?

about 40GB

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:09

Twenty Four

Shadow0 posted:

Dog 2.0 poops in convenient-to-clean cubes. Science can't explain it!

The secret ingredient is wombat DNA

# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:47

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

is dogs like cats

# ? Oct 9, 2022 15:57

staberind: but i dont wanna be a spaceship

Helo Byob, its been too long.
I'm still on Dog 1.0

I dunno if we even want to upgrade, Linda is a rescue and really deserves all the love she gets.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:01

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Ok but what if Linda had fists of fury that could crush your enemies?

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:11

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

staberind posted:

Helo Byob, its been too long.
I'm still on Dog 1.0

I dunno if we even want to upgrade, Linda is a rescue and really deserves all the love she gets.

hey don't fix it if it ain't borke

# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:11

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So do they pick up their own poop now or�

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 16:32

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

staberind posted:

Helo Byob, its been too long.
I'm still on Dog 1.0

I dunno if we even want to upgrade, Linda is a rescue and really deserves all the love she gets.

Unfortunately, if your Dog 1.0 connects to the Internet, it will automatically update. We will be phasing out all support for Dog 1.0 over the next few years. We recommend upgrading early to begin experiencing all the new features Dog 2.0 has to offer!

# ? Oct 9, 2022 17:30

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I�ve rebooped several times and the upgrade doesn�t seem to be taking, who do I contact for a refund?

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 17:31

B33rChiller

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So do they pick up their own poop now or�

No, but they will still eat it.
It's fine, we're working on pushing out a hotfix.

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:06

Ass-penny

IGgy IGsen posted:

Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op?

cats don't need an upgrade because they are perfect, IGgy

# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:14

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

rear end-penny posted:

cats don't need an upgrade because they are perfect, IGgy

It's true but that didn't stop them from making dog 2.0, did it?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:38

Finger Prince

Can't wait until dog 8.2 gets deleted.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:42

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Finger Prince posted:

Can't wait until dog 8.2 gets deleted.

Tuesday can't come soon enough

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:46

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How much longer until Dog 6.9?

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 18:47

Shifty Nipples

dog.exe has stopped responding

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 9, 2022 19:00

biosterous

i am looking forward to the corporate video presentation on dog 2.0

i want to learn the new terms and buzzwords

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 20:32

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

biosterous posted:

i am looking forward to the corporate video presentation on dog 2.0

i want to learn the new terms and buzzwords

Dogertainment
Updogging
K-10

# ? Oct 9, 2022 20:57

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Will Dog 2.0 be allowed to play basketball still?
Have they added anything to the rules yet?

# ? Oct 9, 2022 22:15

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Shadow0 posted:

Dogertainment
Updogging
K-10

What�s updogging?

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# ? Oct 9, 2022 22:26

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 20:36

Ass-penny

dog 2.0 in 3-D

# ? Oct 9, 2022 22:59

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