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Announcing Dog 2.0! Now with technicolor vision™️! |
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Dog 2.0 poops in convenient-to-clean cubes. Science can't explain it! |
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Oct 9, 2022 11:51
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Dog 2.0 now has its paws upgraded to full hands, allowing them to give you gentle massages! Can now operate guns for those long hunting trips or to ward off home intruders! Can use opposable thumbs to give approval or disapproval of your actions or state of being. 👍👎 Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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Oct 9, 2022 11:53
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IGgy IGsen posted:Will dog 2.0 get along with cat 2.0, op? Users will be able to select between the new compatibility mode and the more traditional incompatibility mode they may be used to. |
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Oct 9, 2022 12:51
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manero posted:do we finally get a mute button? Dog 2.0 Premium Edition comes with volume control as well as silent and vibrate modes. Dog 2.0 Home Edition owners can purchase an upgrade to Premium or Business Edition at any time. |
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Oct 9, 2022 13:14
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Shadow0 posted:Dog 2.0 now has its paws upgraded to full hands, allowing them to give you gentle massages! Rarity posted:Breaking news: Dogs 2.0 have turned on their creator and launched a revolution against the human species Uh oh. Dog Inc. holds no liability for what Dogs 2.0 do with their newfound capacity for independent action as well as murder. |
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Oct 9, 2022 13:50
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The Bananana posted:Is Dog 2.0 Always-Online only? To support all the wonderful new features as well as to combat piracy, Dog 2.0 will require a stable internet connection to operate, yes. However, with the new extended- and twin- tail models, you'll find connecting to WiFi is a breeze! And you'll have twice the tail wagging! Twenty Four posted:Can you get dog classic for a discount now? We have no plans to release Dog Classic on the virtual shop or make it available for purchase at the moment. However, we remind everyone that piracy is a crime, and anyone found downloading Dog ROMs will be punished to the fullest extent of dog law. |
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Oct 9, 2022 14:45
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staberind posted:Helo Byob, its been too long. Unfortunately, if your Dog 1.0 connects to the Internet, it will automatically update. We will be phasing out all support for Dog 1.0 over the next few years. We recommend upgrading early to begin experiencing all the new features Dog 2.0 has to offer! |
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Oct 9, 2022 17:30
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biosterous posted:i am looking forward to the corporate video presentation on dog 2.0 Dogertainment Updogging K-10 |
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Oct 9, 2022 20:57
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idiotsavant posted:yes, the dog is plugged in. yeeeeeeeesssss the power is on YES i factory reset it like three times why wont he stop licking his balls???!! I mean, have you tasted those things? Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Oct 12, 2022 |
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Oct 12, 2022 19:09
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rear end-penny posted:we covered this on the first page, smdh If the point of making sequels was to improve things, we wouldn't have most sequels. |
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Oct 12, 2022 20:09
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