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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
This might be a little ambitious as it requires some participation. But I trust in the 'YOB!

The game is one of unepected demise. I give you a scenario and you ask yes/no/doesn't matter questions to try and guess what happened.

Here's an example:

The king and queen drink lemonade at brunch one hot summer day. That night the queen dies horribly but the king is fine. What happened?

Did someone kill the queen?
Yes.
Did the king kill the queen?
Doesn't matter. But I doubt it.
Did someone poison the queen?
Yes.
Was the poison in the lemonade?
No.
Did someone poison the queen's cup?
No.
I give up.
Keep thinking.
Was there anything else in the lemonade?
Yes.
Was it lemon slices?
No.
Was it ice?
Yes.
The poisoner poisoned the ice but only the queen had ice in her drink!
Correct.

Well. That is a relatively easy one. Let's try this:

A dead body is found naked in the park, holding a single straw. What happened?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Oct 10, 2022

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
>Cast Heal

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

>Cast Heal

Not a question. Sorry. But you have kind instincts!

Heather Papps

hello friend


is there an empty box of blow your clothes off and kill you juice nearby?



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Heather Papps posted:

is there an empty box of blow your clothes off and kill you juice nearby?

Nope. He died in a way that could have happened but I don't know of such cases.

biosterous




okay shot in the dark i swear

is he holding the straw because there weren't enough parachutes so people had to draw straws and he drew the short straw and had to jump without a parachute

is he naked because he thought "if i'm gonna die in this terrible way i might at least baffle some people on the way out"



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

biosterous posted:

okay shot in the dark i swear

is he holding the straw because there weren't enough parachutes so people had to draw straws and he drew the short straw and had to jump without a parachute

is he naked because he thought "if i'm gonna die in this terrible way i might at least baffle some people on the way out"

...

That's close enough! :bravo:



What was in my head was that they were in a hot air balloon and had too much weight. First they tossed their clothes. Next they drew straws.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Oct 11, 2022

Heather Papps

hello friend


god drat it i knew it



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Next.



A woman kills her husband. She is caught by police and admits to the act. Shortly thereafter, she is released free to go. What happened?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Oct 10, 2022

biosterous




were the cops bastards? (yes)

did she bribe them



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Heather Papps

hello friend


is the woman a licensed euthanasiast



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

biosterous posted:

did she bribe them

No.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Heather Papps posted:

is the woman a licensed euthanasiast

Interesting. But no. It was a stabbing.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


are the police incompetent

Twenty Four


Was it self defense?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

your friend sk posted:

are the police incompetent

No but they operate on movie logic.

Twenty Four posted:

Was it self defense?

No. She says she did it over something that he did 25 years ago.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
She is also a cop.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

She is also a cop.

She been the opposite. At least cops might like to view her as the opposite of themselves.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Oct 9, 2022

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Where on his body did she stab him?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

Where on his body did she stab him?

It doesnt matter to her being let go but she stabbed him in the head. She strong.

Twenty Four


Did she intentionally mean to kill him?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

Did she intentionally mean to kill him?

Yeah. She says that 25 years ago he cheated on her but that he never "really" got what he deserved.

Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
the husband was the police commissioner and they can’t make any arrests until they get a new one?

Gruß vom Krampus


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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

the husband was the police commissioner and they can’t make any arrests until they get a new one?

No. But like "empty office" there is a two word term for the technicality.

Ass-penny

the police aren't incompetent :raise: suspension of disbelief ruined

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

rear end-penny posted:

the police aren't incompetent :raise: suspension of disbelief ruined

There was a film about this and I trust what's on the screen.

In fact there are several films and books about the technicality. But the movie and book its based on have said technicality as their titles.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Oct 9, 2022

Manifisto


was her husband a human man?


ty nesamdoom!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Manifisto posted:

was her husband a human man?

Good question. Yes. He wasn't a ghost either but you might expect him to have been.

Manifisto


Bright Bart posted:

There was a film about this and I trust what's on the screen.

In fact there are several films and books about the technicality. But the movie and book its based on have said technicality as their titles.

I do not think double jeopardy actually works this way but if she was already convicted for his murder the fanciful conclusion is that she can't be convicted for it again, however I am certain they would find a way


ty nesamdoom!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Manifisto posted:

I do not think double jeopardy actually works this way but if she was already convicted for his murder the fanciful conclusion is that she can't be convicted for it again, however I am certain they would find a way

Ding ding ding.
:D

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 11, 2022

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped


A woman is going to a far off city. She gets a phone call and then dies. What happened?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Oct 9, 2022

Manifisto


was the phone call like a cell phone call that interfered with the plane's guidance system or something


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


was the women about to go visit her family in hiroshima and then got news about what happened there, during the war, causing her to have a heart attack and instantly drop dead?



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Manifisto


did the phone ring during some sort of "a quiet place" scenario in which the noise caused monsters to learn her position and devour her or whatever happens in that movie?


ty nesamdoom!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
All valid questions. But here is the most pertinent one.

Manifisto posted:

was the phone call like a cell phone call that interfered with the plane's guidance system or something

No. The phone call didn't cause the death directly.

Manifisto


well I'm assuming the phone call was related to the death though?


ty nesamdoom!

Stoner Sloth

did she receive shocking news via phone call and have a heart attack? or possibly they were calling about a medical condition she had?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Manifisto posted:

well I'm assuming the phone call was related to the death though?

No. The call itself was unimportant. Just chit chat. It's what she wasn't able to do because of the phone call.


Stoner Sloth posted:

did she receive shocking news via phone call and have a heart attack? or possibly they were calling about a medical condition she had?

Nope. Sorry sloth. She was healthy as can be until she died suddenly.

biosterous




did she stop paying attention to the road because she was chit chatting while driving

is this a cautionary tale against distracted driving



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Manifisto


Bright Bart posted:

No. The call itself was unimportant. Just chit chat. It's what she wasn't able to do because of the phone call.

stop at a red light? swerve to avoid traffic suddenly in her way?


ty nesamdoom!

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