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This might be a little ambitious as it requires some participation. But I trust in the 'YOB! The game is one of unepected demise. I give you a scenario and you ask yes/no/doesn't matter questions to try and guess what happened. Here's an example: The king and queen drink lemonade at brunch one hot summer day. That night the queen dies horribly but the king is fine. What happened? Did someone kill the queen? Yes. Did the king kill the queen? Doesn't matter. But I doubt it. Did someone poison the queen? Yes. Was the poison in the lemonade? No. Did someone poison the queen's cup? No. I give up. Keep thinking. Was there anything else in the lemonade? Yes. Was it lemon slices? No. Was it ice? Yes. The poisoner poisoned the ice but only the queen had ice in her drink! Correct. Well. That is a relatively easy one. Let's try this: A dead body is found naked in the park, holding a single straw. What happened? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Oct 10, 2022 |
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>Cast Heal |
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Buttchocks posted:>Cast Heal Not a question. Sorry. But you have kind instincts! |
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is there an empty box of blow your clothes off and kill you juice nearby?
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Heather Papps posted:is there an empty box of blow your clothes off and kill you juice nearby? Nope. He died in a way that could have happened but I don't know of such cases. |
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okay shot in the dark i swear is he holding the straw because there weren't enough parachutes so people had to draw straws and he drew the short straw and had to jump without a parachute is he naked because he thought "if i'm gonna die in this terrible way i might at least baffle some people on the way out"
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biosterous posted:okay shot in the dark i swear ... That's close enough! What was in my head was that they were in a hot air balloon and had too much weight. First they tossed their clothes. Next they drew straws. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Oct 11, 2022 |
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god drat it i knew it
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Next. A woman kills her husband. She is caught by police and admits to the act. Shortly thereafter, she is released free to go. What happened? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Oct 10, 2022 |
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were the cops bastards? (yes) did she bribe them
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is the woman a licensed euthanasiast
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biosterous posted:did she bribe them No. |
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Heather Papps posted:is the woman a licensed euthanasiast Interesting. But no. It was a stabbing. |
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are the police incompetent |
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Was it self defense?
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your friend sk posted:are the police incompetent No but they operate on movie logic. Twenty Four posted:Was it self defense? No. She says she did it over something that he did 25 years ago. |
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She is also a cop. |
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Buttchocks posted:She is also a cop. She been the opposite. At least cops might like to view her as the opposite of themselves. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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Where on his body did she stab him? |
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Buttchocks posted:Where on his body did she stab him? It doesnt matter to her being let go but she stabbed him in the head. She strong. |
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Did she intentionally mean to kill him?
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Twenty Four posted:Did she intentionally mean to kill him? Yeah. She says that 25 years ago he cheated on her but that he never "really" got what he deserved. |
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the husband was the police commissioner and they can’t make any arrests until they get a new one?
Gruß vom Krampus |
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:the husband was the police commissioner and they can’t make any arrests until they get a new one? No. But like "empty office" there is a two word term for the technicality. |
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the police aren't incompetent suspension of disbelief ruined |
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rear end-penny posted:the police aren't incompetent suspension of disbelief ruined There was a film about this and I trust what's on the screen. In fact there are several films and books about the technicality. But the movie and book its based on have said technicality as their titles. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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was her husband a human man?
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Manifisto posted:was her husband a human man? Good question. Yes. He wasn't a ghost either but you might expect him to have been. |
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Bright Bart posted:There was a film about this and I trust what's on the screen. I do not think double jeopardy actually works this way but if she was already convicted for his murder the fanciful conclusion is that she can't be convicted for it again, however I am certain they would find a way
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Manifisto posted:I do not think double jeopardy actually works this way but if she was already convicted for his murder the fanciful conclusion is that she can't be convicted for it again, however I am certain they would find a way Ding ding ding. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 11, 2022 |
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A woman is going to a far off city. She gets a phone call and then dies. What happened? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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was the phone call like a cell phone call that interfered with the plane's guidance system or something
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was the women about to go visit her family in hiroshima and then got news about what happened there, during the war, causing her to have a heart attack and instantly drop dead?
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did the phone ring during some sort of "a quiet place" scenario in which the noise caused monsters to learn her position and devour her or whatever happens in that movie?
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All valid questions. But here is the most pertinent one.Manifisto posted:was the phone call like a cell phone call that interfered with the plane's guidance system or something No. The phone call didn't cause the death directly. |
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well I'm assuming the phone call was related to the death though?
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did she receive shocking news via phone call and have a heart attack? or possibly they were calling about a medical condition she had? |
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Manifisto posted:well I'm assuming the phone call was related to the death though? No. The call itself was unimportant. Just chit chat. It's what she wasn't able to do because of the phone call. Stoner Sloth posted:did she receive shocking news via phone call and have a heart attack? or possibly they were calling about a medical condition she had? Nope. Sorry sloth. She was healthy as can be until she died suddenly. |
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did she stop paying attention to the road because she was chit chatting while driving is this a cautionary tale against distracted driving
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Bright Bart posted:No. The call itself was unimportant. Just chit chat. It's what she wasn't able to do because of the phone call. stop at a red light? swerve to avoid traffic suddenly in her way?
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