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biosterous




oh i just remembered a deadly riddle, hope this isn't stepping on your toes BB

the detective walks into the smoky room. he sees a dead body (shot) and 53 bicycles, and instantly reasons why the dude was shot. why was the dude shot?



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Manifisto posted:

stop at a red light? swerve to avoid traffic suddenly in her way?

No. But she was driving a car when she died.

biosterous posted:

did she stop paying attention to the road because she was chit chatting while driving

No and in fact had a different conversation took place her death could have been avoided.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

biosterous posted:

oh i just remembered a deadly riddle, hope this isn't stepping on your toes BB

the detective walks into the smoky room. he sees a dead body (shot) and 53 bicycles, and instantly reasons why the dude was shot. why was the dude shot?


Oooh.

Three questions:

Did the man commit suicide?

Were other people present when he died?

Does the exact number of bikes relate to the cause of the death or is it just important that there are a very large yet feasible number?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Oct 9, 2022

Manifisto


lol I am sure I know the answer

the bicycles are playing cards, 53 meaning there is an extra/fake card


ty nesamdoom!

biosterous




Bright Bart posted:

No. But she was driving a car when she died.

No and in fact had a different conversation took place her death could have been avoided.

did she miss a roadsign about a bridge being out, or get wrong directions that led her to driving off a bridge, or something along those lines?



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biosterous




Bright Bart posted:

Oooh.

Three questions:

Did the man commit suicide?

Were other people present when he died?

Does the exact number of bike related to the cause of the manuscript death or is it just important that there are a very large yet feasible number?

1. no

2. yes

3. the precision is relevant



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biosterous




spoilers this is the correct answer, don't look if you want to figure it out yourself!

Manifisto posted:

lol I am sure I know the answer



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

biosterous posted:

did she miss a roadsign about a bridge being out, or get wrong directions that led her to driving off a bridge, or something along those lines?

Something along those lines. She missed a warning.

Randy Travesty

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Bright Bart posted:

Something along those lines. She missed a warning.

Did she eat something she shouldn't eat, ie a poison

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Edward Fingerhands posted:

Did she eat something she shouldn't eat, ie a poison

No. But she drowned.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Oct 10, 2022

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Manifisto posted:

lol I am sure I know the answer

the bicycles are playing cards, 53 meaning there is an extra/fake card

Drat! I couldn't help myself. Thanks boisterous. It's a nice one.

Heather Papps

hello friend


was she kind?



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Heather Papps posted:

was she kind?

Yes.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Did she answer the call or ignore it?

Did the call come from inside the house?

Was she a time traveler?

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Oh wait, was she the battery in the phone, and not a human at all?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

Did she answer the call or ignore it?

She answered the call. As we've established the call was chit chat. But it stopped her from getting a warning which could have prevented her drowning.

Heather Papps

hello friend


was there a tsunami?



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
No but there was ice.

Manifisto


Bright Bart posted:

No but there was ice.

well this is certainly intriguing, I am picturing some scenario where the woman is driving over a frozen lake that is about to be dynamited for some reason and she like misses the warning.


ty nesamdoom!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Manifisto posted:

well this is certainly intriguing, I am picturing some scenario where the woman is driving over a frozen lake that is about to be dynamited for some reason and she like misses the warning.

Ding ding ding.

In my mind she had gone to the mechanic's for snow tires. The mechanic had instead put on summer tires. They tried calling our victim but she was busy chatting with a friend. A slip off the icey bridge means a crash through the thin ice and drowning.

We'll take a break for now as I'm nearing being sleep. Tomorrow we pick up.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Oct 10, 2022

Heather Papps

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I LIKE THIS GAME



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I thought she was the captain of the iceberg that sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Bright Bart posted:

Not a question. Sorry. But you have kind instincts!

"May I please cast Heal?"





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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Back awake! Let's go:



A man tries to make a remarkably fresh dinner for his friends. Despite his efforts, they are all dead before anyone has a chance to take a bite. What happened?

Stoner Sloth

was there a gas leak?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

was there a gas leak?

No.

Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
would the dinner have been less deadly to those in attendance if the ingredients had been less fresh? asking for a friend whose name is Herbert West, that guys got a thing about freshness

Gruß vom Krampus


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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

would the dinner have been less deadly to those in attendance if the ingredients had been less fresh? asking for a friend whose name is Herbert West, that guys got a thing about freshness

Shelf-stable food might have been safer.

In any case the fact that our ład was making a fresh meal is relavent.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Did the dinner survive the encounter (was it still alive afterwards?)

Heather Papps

hello friend


was dinner a bear?



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

Did the dinner survive the encounter (was it still alive afterwards?)

Nope.

Heather Papps posted:

was dinner a bear?

Close in two ways.

It was venison.

Heather Papps

hello friend


did the scent of the deer being butchered draw in a bear that killed everyone?



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Did the deer kill them with it's hooves

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Heather Papps posted:

did the scent of the deer being butchered draw in a bear that killed everyone?

Wow wee HP is on the board. :monar:

A group of hunters got hungry after a day in the field. Alerted by the smell of grilling venison and angry that interior beings had taken their supper, a family of bears dines on the diners.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 11, 2022

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped


Inspector Notacop dedicded to conduct his rigorous examination impromtu. Now he'll need a closed casket funeral. Had he called ahead he would still be alive. What happened?

e: He is actually not a cop.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Was he inspecting a gas pipeline or chemical storage?

Was he a bra inspector?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

Was he inspecting a gas pipeline or chemical storage?

He was inspecting something that you'd generally find on the outskirts of large cities.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Oct 10, 2022

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bright Bart posted:

He was inspecting something that you'd generally find on the outskirts of large cities.

Was he inspecting a moat full of children only fed Cap'n Crunch

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Edward Fingerhands posted:

Was he inspecting a moat full of children only fed Cap'n Crunch

No.

Also, i love you.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


was he going to the dump to search for evidence and got smushed into a cube by a big machine? and if he'd called ahead they'd have turned off the machines or at least told him about them?



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