Bright Bart's Deadly Mystery

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Manifisto

he was inspecting the open air nuclear warhead testing facility, a fixture of the outskirts of any large city

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 10, 2022 18:43

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:30

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nope nope.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

was he inspecting a drawbridge?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Was he inspecting a highway and crashed

# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:26

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nope nope. But what he was inspecting is relavent.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:39

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Was he inspecting a power plant or power lines of some kind?

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# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:40

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Chewbecca posted:

Was he inspecting a power plant or power lines of some kind?

Nope. But you need to power these things he inspects.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:41

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Was he inspection a train or train crossing?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 19:58

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

Was he inspection a train or train crossing?

A form of transportarion.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:10

Stoner Sloth

was he trampled by horses?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

was he trampled by horses?

Do you fuel horses?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bright Bart posted:

Do you fuel horses?

they love apples and hay and sugar cubes i've been told

e: was the inspection for safety?
was the inspection for evidence of a crime?

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# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:38

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

Chewbecca posted:

<fuels my horse australian-ly>

CHEWBS NO THAT'S TOO MUCH SALT FOR A HORSE PLUS THE BREAD THE VEGEMITE IS ON WILL gently caress UP THEIR GUTS

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# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:40

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Heather Papps posted:

was the inspection for safety?
was the inspection for evidence of a crime?

Yes. But it's the surprise inspection that made it unsafe.
No.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:41

Stoner Sloth

Bright Bart posted:

Nope. But you need to power these things he inspects.

i thought this was a sly reference to horse power

however, was he inspecting farm machinery and wandered into a field and got harvested?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:42

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

i thought this was a sly reference to horse power

however, was he inspecting farm machinery and wandered into a field and got harvested?

Not farms. Farmland can be found around the location where these powered modest of transportation are parked.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

did he go into a grain silo when the elevator was running and get chipped up

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# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Heather Papps posted:

did he go into a grain silo when the elevator was running and get chipped up

Nope. Less rural pastoralism more jet set lifestyle.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 20:47

Stoner Sloth

did he get sucked into an airplane engine?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 21:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Did a plane engine fall off of him in a series of unfortunate events, like Donnie Darko, world renowned teenage airplane engine inspector

# ? Oct 10, 2022 21:16

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

did he get sucked into an airplane engine?

Yes. Since his inspection was impromptu nobody knew Inspector Notacop was there.

Sorry. This one wasn't superb.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 10, 2022 21:23

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Let's stay at the airport:

A woman opens a suitcase to find a dead body. She then dies of heartbreak. What happened?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 21:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bright Bart posted:

Let's stay at the airport:

A woman opens a suitcase to find a dead body. She then dies of heartbreak. What happened?

It was her favorite suitcase

# ? Oct 10, 2022 21:29

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It was her favorite suitcase

Yes but irrelavent.

# ? Oct 10, 2022 21:53

Twenty Four

Are there olives in it?

# ? Oct 10, 2022 22:06

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

Are there olives in it?

No. Just an iPod loaded with hours of podcast.

Well, and a dead body.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Oct 10, 2022

# ? Oct 10, 2022 22:12

biosterous

was the dead body a beloved pet that she put in the suitcase :ohdear:

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 00:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

She works for TSA and realized how much paperwork this was going to result in.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 00:31

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

biosterous posted:

was the dead body a beloved pet that she put in the suitcase

Nope. A human man.

biosterous posted:

was the dead body a beloved pet that she put in the suitcase

The TSA and related entities are the enemy of this woman.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 00:40

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

Bright Bart posted:

Let's stay at the airport:

A woman opens a suitcase to find a dead body. She then dies of heartbreak. What happened?

either her young child or her cat had crawled into the suitcase and then been accidentally zipped up and put into a part of the plane where any living being could suffocate very quickly?

Gru� vom Krampus

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 00:41

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

either her young child or her cat had crawled into the suitcase and then been accidentally zipped up and put into a part of the plane where any living being could suffocate very quickly?

Interesting you didn't ask if the body was placed in the suitcase.

Get this: The body in the suitcase is of a man who got in willingly.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 01:14

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

Bright Bart posted:

Interesting you didn't ask if the body was placed in the suitcase.

Get this: The body in the suitcase is of a man who got in willingly.

sounds like they found out the hard way that you can�t just get a free plane ride by zipping yourself into a suitcase. if he got in willingly and she died of heartbreak, that implies it�s someone whose death would break her heart, so possibly her partner, father, or adult son.

maybe this person meant to surprise her at the destination, maybe he was just being cheap. either way he didn�t ask dr google if it�s a good idea to travel in a plane that way.

Gru� vom Krampus

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 02:44

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

sounds like they found out the hard way that you can�t just get a free plane ride by zipping yourself into a suitcase. if he got in willingly and she died of heartbreak, that implies it�s someone whose death would break her heart, so possibly her partner, father, or adult son.

maybe this person meant to surprise her at the destination, maybe he was just being cheap. either way he didn�t ask dr google if it�s a good idea to travel in a plane that way.

Destination honeymoons can be expensive. Shipping yourself as your new spouse's luggage is not the answer, however.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 02:52

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Well that's all until the morning.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 02:52

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

Bright Bart posted:

Well that's all until the morning.

yay I got one! thank you Bright Bart, see you in the morning and thank you for making me feel smart

Gru� vom Krampus

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 02:56

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Whoo. Let's keep going:

A corrupt businessman is being hounded by the IRS, his ex-wife's lawyer, and less savoury characters. As he's laying down he thinks his problems are finally over. However above him another man dies of a heart attack. The businessman will never know of the first death because he soon too will be dead. What happened?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 12:24

Twenty Four

Bright Bart posted:

Whoo. Let's keep going:

A corrupt businessman is being houbdex by the IRS, his ex-wife's lawyer, and less savoury characters. As he's laying down he thinks his problems are finally over. However above him another man dies of a heart attack. The businessman will never know of the first death because he soon too will be dead. What happened?

lol I was wondering what "houbdex" was then you fixed it to hounded. I even tried looking it up and the internet was like "uhh, here's a manual I think in Russian for what I think is a hair straightener, some middle eastern bowling supplies, and that's it", lol.

It says the first man was "above him". Were they in the same room?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 12:39

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Stoner Sloth

hmmm was the man trying to fake his own death but messed up?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 12:42

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