Bright Bart's Deadly Mystery

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

lol I was wondering what "houbdex" was then you fixed it to hounded. I even tried looking it up and the internet was like "uhh, here's a manual I think in Russian for what I think is a hair straightener, some middle eastern bowling supplies, and that's it", lol.

It says the first man was "above him". Were they in the same room?

Sorry!

They were not in the same room.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:09

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:50

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

hmmm was the man trying to fake his own death but messed up?

Brilliant! How?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:09

Twenty Four

hah no need to be sorry I thought it was pretty funny!

Was he above him physically or like, in rank, as in a higher position in the company? I know that's not really a yes/no/doesn't matter question, but I guess I'm just not clear on it.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

hah no need to be sorry I thought it was pretty funny!

Was he above him physically or like, in rank, as in a higher position in the company? I know that's not really a yes/no/doesn't matter question, but I guess I'm just not clear on it.

Further away from the Earth's core.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:23

Stoner Sloth

Bright Bart posted:

Brilliant! How?

the other man was buried on top of him i'm thinking? perhaps accomplices were supposed to get him out but showed up too late

# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:37

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

the other man was buried on top of him i'm thinking? perhaps accomplices were supposed to get him out but showed up too late

Correct Stoner Sloth!

He wanted to fake his death and was laying in a coffin six feet below. His partner was the only one privy to the plan and was meant to dig him up.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 14:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

OK. Fewer clues this time. Except that this could be in an episode of Columbo. If it isn't in one.

A shooting takes place with dozens of witnesses. Despite this, nobody is arrested. At the same location a stabbing occurs and nobody saw it happen. What's the deal?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 14:49

Twenty Four

Bright Bart posted:

was meant to die him up.

mission accomplished!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 14:49

Twenty Four

Bright Bart posted:

A shooting takes place with dozens of witnesses. Despite this, nobody is arrested. At the same location a stabbing takes occurs and there are zero witnesses. What happened?

Was it at a different time?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 14:50

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

Was it at a different time?

Excellent question.

No.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 14:51

Saoshyant

The gun fired stabbing bullets and killed all witnesses.

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:15

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Columbo is a pretty good show.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:17

Twenty Four

People were shooting paintball guns at each other having fun then someone came by with a knife and stabbed them all to death lol.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:35

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nope but you're going the right direction with paintball.

There was only one person stabbed.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:38

Twenty Four

Uhmm, not paintball but sort of the same idea...

A couple was watching an action movie or tv show portraying a shooting with dozens of witnesses on screen, then one of them stabbed the other.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:57

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

Uhmm, not paintball but sort of the same idea...

A couple was watching an action movie or tv show portraying a shooting with dozens of witnesses on screen, then one of them stabbed the other.

Ding ding ding.

It this was Reddit you'd get an award. Instead take :peanut:

# ? Oct 11, 2022 16:55

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Lughtning round. These may be more like typical riddle or even just pop culture references. I expect you'll do fine.

A man's glasses break and he dies of frustration. Before his death he says something though no one hears it. What is his story and what does he say before his demise?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:00

Manifisto

Bright Bart posted:

Correct Stoner!

He wanted to fake his death and was laying in a coffin six feet below. His partner was the only one privy to the plan and was meant to dig him up.

aw I was gonna guess that it was the pilot of a small aircraft overhead who keeled over and the plane/chopper/whatever was about to smash him to a pulp

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:06

Saoshyant

Bright Bart posted:

A man's glasses break and he dies of frustration. Before his death he says something though no one hears it. What is his story and what does he say before his demise?

Just before the man falls through an open manhole, he was bitterly complaining about the price tag to replace his expensive prescription glasses.

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:28

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Saoshyant posted:

Just before the man falls through an open manhole, he was bitterly complaining about the price tag to replace his expensive prescription glasses.

Hah but nope.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:31

Twenty Four

Bright Bart posted:

Ding ding ding.

It this was Reddit you'd get an award. Instead take

Also I'm very glad this is byob and not reddit!

Bright Bart posted:

Lughtning round. These may be more like typical riddle or even just pop culture references. I expect you'll do fine.

A man's glasses break and he dies of frustration. Before his death he says something though no one hears it. What is his story and what does he say before his demise?

Was there anyone around to hear what he said?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:49

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Twenty Four posted:

Was there anyone around to hear what he said?

Nobody was around.

# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:00

Stoner Sloth

Bright Bart posted:

Nobody was around.

was he the last man on earth and finally had time to read without interruptions?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:32

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Stoner Sloth posted:

was he the last man on earth and finally had time to read without interruptions?

Indeed he was!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 19:18

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Let's do one that's less deadly:

A woman walks into a saloon and after trying several times manages to order a Glass of water. Instead, the barman immediately points a shotgun at her. The woman thanks the barman and leave, satisfied. What happened?

# ? Oct 11, 2022 19:25

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Bright Bart posted:

Let's do one that's less deadly:

A woman walks into a saloon and after trying several times manages to order a Glass of water. Instead, the barman immediately points a shotgun at her. The woman thanks the barman and leave, satisfied. What happened?

She had the hiccups! :greenangel:

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# ? Oct 11, 2022 19:56

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Chewbecca posted:

She had the hiccups!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 20:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Okay this last one is for the marbles. Plenty of marbles. Some marbles. Look if you get the answer, grab my attention, send me the money to cover purchasing and shipping as well as an honorarium, I will send you one marble.

One night the queen saw a shadow near her window. Although it wasn't of her husband the king, she knew that he was dead. What happened?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Oct 11, 2022

# ? Oct 11, 2022 20:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bright Bart posted:

Okay this last one is for the marbles. Plenty of marbles. Some marbles. Look if you get the answer, grab my attention, send me the money to cover purchasing and shipping as well as an honorarium, I will send you one marble.

One night the queen saw a shadow near her window. Although it wasnt of her husband the king, she knew that he was dead. What happened?

She saw his murder!!!!

# ? Oct 11, 2022 21:16