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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Bright Bart's Deadly Mystery
 
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 Was it self defense?

* # ¿ Oct 9, 2022 16:31
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 15:01
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 Did she intentionally mean to kill him?

* # ¿ Oct 9, 2022 17:07
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 Are there olives in it?

* # ¿ Oct 10, 2022 22:06
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Bright Bart posted:

Whoo. Let's keep going:



A corrupt businessman is being houbdex by the IRS, his ex-wife's lawyer, and less savoury characters. As he's laying down he thinks his problems are finally over. However above him another man dies of a heart attack. The businessman will never know of the first death because he soon too will be dead. What happened?

lol I was wondering what "houbdex" was then you fixed it to hounded. I even tried looking it up and the internet was like "uhh, here's a manual I think in Russian for what I think is a hair straightener, some middle eastern bowling supplies, and that's it", lol.

It says the first man was "above him". Were they in the same room?

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2022 12:39
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Bright Bart posted:

Sorry!

They were not in the same room.

hah no need to be sorry I thought it was pretty funny!

Was he above him physically or like, in rank, as in a higher position in the company? I know that's not really a yes/no/doesn't matter question, but I guess I'm just not clear on it.

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2022 13:17
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Bright Bart posted:

was meant to die him up.

mission accomplished!

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2022 14:49
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Bright Bart posted:



A shooting takes place with dozens of witnesses. Despite this, nobody is arrested. At the same location a stabbing takes occurs and there are zero witnesses. What happened?

Was it at a different time?

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2022 14:50
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 People were shooting paintball guns at each other having fun then someone came by with a knife and stabbed them all to death lol.

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2022 15:35
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 Uhmm, not paintball but sort of the same idea...

A couple was watching an action movie or tv show portraying a shooting with dozens of witnesses on screen, then one of them stabbed the other.

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 15:01
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Bright Bart posted:

Ding ding ding.

It this was Reddit you'd get an award. Instead take :peanut:

:hfive: Also I'm very glad this is byob and not reddit!


Bright Bart posted:

Lughtning round. These may be more like typical riddle or even just pop culture references. I expect you'll do fine.



A man's glasses break and he dies of frustration. Before his death he says something though no one hears it. What is his story and what does he say before his demise?

Was there anyone around to hear what he said?

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2022 17:49
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