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Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
the husband was the police commissioner and they can’t make any arrests until they get a new one?

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Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
would the dinner have been less deadly to those in attendance if the ingredients had been less fresh? asking for a friend whose name is Herbert West, that guys got a thing about freshness

Gruß vom Krampus


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Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

Bright Bart posted:

Let's stay at the airport:



A woman opens a suitcase to find a dead body. She then dies of heartbreak. What happened?

either her young child or her cat had crawled into the suitcase and then been accidentally zipped up and put into a part of the plane where any living being could suffocate very quickly?

Gruß vom Krampus


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Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

Bright Bart posted:

Interesting you didn't ask if the body was placed in the suitcase.

Get this: The body in the suitcase is of a man who got in willingly.

sounds like they found out the hard way that you can’t just get a free plane ride by zipping yourself into a suitcase. if he got in willingly and she died of heartbreak, that implies it’s someone whose death would break her heart, so possibly her partner, father, or adult son.

maybe this person meant to surprise her at the destination, maybe he was just being cheap. either way he didn’t ask dr google if it’s a good idea to travel in a plane that way.

Gruß vom Krampus


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Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

Bright Bart posted:

Well that's all until the morning.

yay I got one! thank you Bright Bart, see you in the morning and thank you for making me feel smart

Gruß vom Krampus


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