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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Impact Wrestling building to Hard to Kill 2023: the curse is lifted!
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Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Germansimp posted:

Well, that gives me hope that JJ won't be in AEW for too long since obviously he'll have to return to Impact and El Kabong Alexander in the head to protect his record.

Ahh, pulling a Jon Stewart.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Good women's division continues to be good

* # ? Jan 5, 2023 16:31
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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Bonk posted:

Ahh, pulling a Jon Stewart.

That was so loving good man, I don't care what anyone says

* # ? Jan 6, 2023 07:43
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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
The card is full for next week's PPV:

Josh Alexander (c) vs. Bully Ray for the Impact World Championship - Full Metal Mayhem
The Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs. the Major Players vs. Heath & Rhino vs. Ace Austin & Chris Bey for the Impact World Tag Team Championship - elimination match
Trey Miguel (c) vs. Black Taurus for the Impact X-Division Championship
Jordynne Grace (c) vs. Mickie James for the Impact Knockouts World Championship - Title vs. Career
Joe Hendry (c) vs. Moose for the Impact Digital Media Championship
Jonathan Gresham vs. Eddie Edwards
Masha Slamovich vs. Deonna Purrazzo vs. Taylor Wilde vs. Killer Kelly to become #1 contender to the Impact Knockouts World Championship
Rich Swann vs. Steve Maclin - falls count anywhere
PRE-SHOW: The Death Dollz vs. Gisele Shaw, Savannah Evans, and Tasha Steelz
PRE-SHOW: Angels vs. Bhupinder Gujjar vs. Kushida vs. "Speedball" Mike Bailey vs. Mike Jackson vs. Yuya Uemura

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 Give Taurus the belt :hai:

* # ? Jan 7, 2023 01:47
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro

Chris James 2 posted:

Give Taurus Bully Ray the belt :hai:
* # ? Jan 7, 2023 01:51
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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 drat. Very impressed they’re giving Mickie the main event, either for her last match or for her last title win either way that rules

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1613705639066324992?s=20&t=5j5qK8tYHrmovInBAidGvw

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Bald Sami Callihan looks loving WEIRD.

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Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Chris James 2 posted:

drat. Very impressed they’re giving Mickie the main event, either for her last match or for her last title win either way that rules
It does, but it's also likely because Bully Ray looks gassed even cutting a promo, so they know he can't pull off the kind of main event title match Josh Alexander has built in the past year without Shinsuke/Muta levels of smoke and mirrors.

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