ITT we just flat-out don't understand Halloween

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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Well if it's not on Halloween, when do you throw handfuls of mirepoix?

# ? Oct 21, 2022 02:47

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:44

FutonForensic

*seeing the Great Pumpkin* dear God. someone's dick is huge

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

"it's time"
*puts on witch hat and grabs a chicken from the yard*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:20

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

drat, Captain Jack Sparrow? At my house? Come on in man, get in here, have a seat, we have so much to catch up on. Bring your friends, the bee with a human child's face, and Krillin, grab a cider and put your feet up. I was just about to throw on Caroline in the City but that can wait, you've gotta tell me how you traveled through time and space to get here!

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Oct 21, 2022 08:17

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

*seeing the Great Pumpkin* dear God. someone's dick is huge

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:23

vanisher

look I love pumpkin loving day but I just wish I wasn�t a Pez dispenser for pumpkin seeds for 24 hours after

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:27

google THIS

# ? Oct 21, 2022 16:25

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

google THIS posted:

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 16:48

corn haver

Halloween is just greeting the band Ween in German. I have no idea why everyone starts talking about this every fall, I just chalk it up to the enormous cultural influence of Ween and also Oktoberfest

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

corn haver posted:

Halloween is just greeting the band Ween in German. I have no idea why everyone starts talking about this every fall, I just chalk it up to the enormous cultural influence of Ween and also Oktoberfest

this

# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:28

idiotsavant

big ween here lookin 4 a thicc pumpkin 2 smash all u tricky witches dm me :wink:

# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:37

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A witch?! And a frankenstein? what the HECK is going on?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 13:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

honey... it's happening, again

OH GOD NO

get the kids in the panic room. it's fully stocked, and i got some great deals on candies and snacks so the boys should be placated.

PHIL THERE ARE WITCHES EVERYWHERE IS THIS THE RAPTURE

i don't know, edna. i don't know. hurry, NOW.
*phil loads a rifle and crosses himself*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 22, 2022 14:05

Prof. Crocodile

Heather Papps posted:

honey... it's happening, again

OH GOD NO

get the kids in the panic room. it's fully stocked, and i got some great deals on candies and snacks so the boys should be placated.

PHIL THERE ARE WITCHES EVERYWHERE IS THIS THE RAPTURE

i don't know, edna. i don't know. hurry, NOW.
*phil loads a rifle and crosses himself*

# ? Oct 22, 2022 14:11

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

pfft, that's not the REAL Spider-man

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:21

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

weirdest rave ever

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 22, 2022 22:35

FutonForensic

I thought when he said "Monster Mash" he was just talking about a really good mash. I wouldn't have listened to it if I'd known it was about real monsters

# ? Oct 23, 2022 07:02

corn haver

looking at a Venn diagram with the circles labeled "TRICK" and "TREAT" and just rubbing my temples

# ? Oct 23, 2022 07:07

xcheopis

Areola Grande posted:

weirdest rave ever

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

# ? Oct 23, 2022 07:12

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"Trick or treat"

"Oh. Uh. Okay. Treat, I guess." *Holds out hand expectantly.*

# ? Oct 23, 2022 07:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

wow i love your garden

thanks this is my pride and joy *motions towards a generic maple*

hunh?

yeah it's a rare paper tree. every october it blooms like crazy.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 23, 2022 19:30

Finger Prince

This year I have decided to embrace the spirit of this 'hallowed ween' holiday you love so much.

Great! What's with the eggs though? You aren't getting it mixed up with Easter, are you?
Ohhhh nonononono...

# ? Oct 23, 2022 22:34

Shifty Nipples

dried on egg is hard to clean up

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 23, 2022 23:12

google THIS

Thinking that I finally understand the concept, I research "scary costumes" and painstakingly dress myself up as a crowd of strangers you're forced to mingle with. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I get to the costume party there is only one other person there, they obviously had the same idea, and their costume is much more realistic than mine.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 04:34

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

Thinking that I finally understand the concept, I research "scary costumes" and painstakingly dress myself up as a crowd of strangers you're forced to mingle with. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I get to the costume party there is only one other person there, they obviously had the same idea, and their costume is much more realistic than mine.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 07:07

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

Thinking that I finally understand the concept, I research "scary costumes" and painstakingly dress myself up as a crowd of strangers you're forced to mingle with. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I get to the costume party there is only one other person there, they obviously had the same idea, and their costume is much more realistic than mine.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 13:23

mutantIke: Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Michael Myers? Ohhhhh, you mean Austin Powers. Love that guy

# ? Oct 24, 2022 16:21

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:44

Prof. Crocodile

mutantIke posted:

Michael Myers? Ohhhhh, you mean Austin Powers. Love that guy

So this guy is super into William Shatner, but hates Jamie Lee Curtis, I guess?

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:48

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