aliens arrive intent on eating all the humans

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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

but they're too lazy to properly rationalise their actions!

# ? Oct 13, 2022 14:19

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Manifisto

"if we didn't eat them, they would be consumed by the mindless bureaucracy of their trivial daily lives" says kodos, wearing a chef's hat and drooling

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 13, 2022 14:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It's my birthday. We always go out to eat on my birthday.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:01

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Buttchocks posted:

It's my birthday. We always go out to eat on my birthday.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:05

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

i feel bad doing this all the time but staying on zordax and cooking just seems like a whole thing right now

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# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:11

Manifisto

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i feel bad doing this all the time but staying on zordax and cooking just seems like a whole thing right now

netfolks & chill

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:13

baka of lathspell

*aliens travel across galaxy to eat humans*

oh i left the light on

# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:29

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

really i just come here for the ambiance and the wifi

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# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:09

Ass-penny

yeah eating my rear end lol :iiniku:

# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:24

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Hey aliens! Eat me.

Aliens: With pleasure!

# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:45

Twenty Four

*stops eating food*

"Take that aliens!"

# ? Oct 13, 2022 16:51

google THIS

"Ugh, these things are so bad for you." (takes bite of human)

"Why am I doing this? I'm not even hungry!" (takes bite of human)

# ? Oct 13, 2022 17:25

alexandriao

"Ho ho ho, eyes bigger than your belly, Yoggoth?"

"Dare you not steal ANOTHER Italian from me, homewrecker! Get your own plate!"

# ? Oct 13, 2022 18:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

If we leave food lying around unharvested, it will attract space vermin.

# ? Oct 13, 2022 18:31

FutonForensic

Translates alien book title: "To Eat Man" :stonk:

Translates it again, correctly: "To Eat Man's rear end" :kiddo:

# ? Oct 13, 2022 19:12

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

ok. fine. but don't come crying to me when you develop heart problems later in life.

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# ? Oct 13, 2022 19:26

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what if the aliens only want to eat stoners, to get high?

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# ? Oct 13, 2022 19:38

idiotsavant

do you have any idea what kind of stuff tch'goraw corp has been pumping into their atmosphere?! and how long??? and you want that poo poo assimilated into your orval sac?!

# ? Oct 13, 2022 19:51

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Ass-penny

this, this is our destiny y'all

getting microplastics into organisms from another galaxy

# ? Oct 13, 2022 20:04

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