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We are smack bang in the middle of the best month ever and you bet your narrow white rear end that I'm about to pair some wine colored chinos with a heather gray cable-knit cardigan, motherfucker. My faux Burberry scarf and Clarks Desert Boots give me a refined but rugged look - I might build you a woodshed from CCA treated timber right before I gently caress your daughter. Don't worry I'll wash my hands. Layering is back bitch. I'm wearing a plaid flanelette shirt under my cardigan. If the temp drops I'm loving ready with a Patagonia Down Sweater Vest in New Navy. There's a goddamn Macbook pro in my burnished leather messenger bag. Don't call it a man purse. It cost $700. You figure it out, rear end in a top hat. I look like someone who tutors grad students whilst trading crypto under their desk. I am autumn incarnate. I smell like loving wood and upward mobility. I have a low-fade. It cost me $70 and the barber was wearing goddamned suspenders. The barber shop is called "The Bike Shoppe" because it used to be a bike shop. I FUCKIN LOVE THAT KINDA poo poo. They gave me a complimentary local IPA. I asked for another one and probably shouldn't be driving. Don't worry about the haircut though, because in a few minutes I'm going to be covering it up smallest possible beanie. It's inconceivably small. We are in yarmulke territory. Only in fall baby.
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Is this the next edition of that dumb Fashion SWAT ripoff some goons started doing?
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Oct 16, 2022 00:32
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wearing some sweatpants covered in cat hair because this lap is irresistible
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Oct 16, 2022 00:33
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I thought the thread said Fall Failson BITCH and thought it was about me which is why I opened it tho
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Oct 16, 2022 00:39
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I'm so sweaty, but drat I look good in my boots and sweater combo
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Oct 16, 2022 00:47
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Jose Oquendo posted:Is this the next edition of that dumb Fashion SWAT ripoff some goons started doing? Youre the type of guy who wears a Steelers Jersey over a Macgregor hoodie and smokes parliament lights while pumping gas into his Hyundai Llanos.
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Oct 16, 2022 01:09
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Wearing my blanket out in public cuz I'm cold as gently caress and don't care who's the BITCH now
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Oct 16, 2022 01:33
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Imagine caring at all about fashion. That might be the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen.
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Oct 16, 2022 01:35
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It's been 80+ degrees every day this month in the pacific northwest BITCH
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Oct 16, 2022 01:36
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Nude fashion is the only fashion worth caring about.
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Oct 16, 2022 01:37
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I'm about to smoke some drumsticks
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Oct 16, 2022 01:37
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Oct 16, 2022 01:48
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Poohs Packin posted:We are smack bang in the middle of the best month ever and you bet your narrow white rear end that I'm about to pair some wine colored chinos with a heather gray cable-knit cardigan, motherfucker. Tucker Carlson alt spotted. 
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Oct 16, 2022 01:54
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:Imagine caring at all about fashion. That might be the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen. Real Tier-1 Operator type of energy coming off this post
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Oct 16, 2022 01:59
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thanks op I got a smart looking scarf
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Oct 16, 2022 02:32
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Imagine caring what color/shape/texture of fabrics people drape over their disgusting bodies.
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Oct 16, 2022 02:40
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I wear loafers with no socks from October to December 28th
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Oct 16, 2022 02:40
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if you're not dressing like a jojo character in 2022, what exactly are you waiting for?
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Oct 16, 2022 02:49
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Wifi Toilet posted:Imagine caring what color/shape/texture of fabrics people drape over their disgusting bodies. Sorry sir but the goku shirts have already contributed to the thread
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Oct 16, 2022 03:00
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Midwest fall weather means LIGHT COATS, MOTHERFUCKER! I'd wear a light coat every day, weather permitting. Pockets!
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Oct 16, 2022 03:24
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this fall im thinking about wearing a bear trap on my testicles.
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Oct 16, 2022 03:27
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Tucker Carlson alt spotted. I have been known to sit on a stool in my workshop and stare into the middle distance.
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Oct 16, 2022 03:34
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I always look forward to sweet and sour pumpkin pie and spiced hot cider farts and a big thick blanket, like my own snuggly wuggly rear end powered rocket ship I can psuedo-hibernate in. 
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Oct 16, 2022 03:34
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i wear shorts all year like a proper suburban dad tyvm
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Oct 16, 2022 06:52
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I need some warm pants for the cooler months and Amazon has some great reasonably priced joggers. I've narrowed it down to three options. Which of these should I buy?  
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I need some warm pants for the cooler months and Amazon has some great reasonably priced joggers. I've narrowed it down to three options. Which of these should I buy? The weed ones
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I need some warm pants for the cooler months and Amazon has some great reasonably priced joggers. I've narrowed it down to three options. Which of these should I buy? just go get some normal pants like you were gonna do already
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Oct 16, 2022 07:55
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gonna be cold enough to wear my peacoat soon gently caress yeah
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Oct 16, 2022 09:21
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Bad Purchase posted:wearing some sweatpants covered in cat hair because this lap is irresistible Got me a novelty shirt with an arrow pointing down at my crotch. The text on that shirt? Purrrrrr Central. 
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Oct 16, 2022 14:09
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Buy all 3 sweatpants and layer them
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Oct 16, 2022 14:25
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i only wear iise https://iise.co/
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Op I expected a photo!!
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i usually wear shorts or jeans with a tshirt and a zip up jacket of some type OP also boxers and socks (with shoes)
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Chinatown posted:i usually wear shorts or jeans with a tshirt and a zip up jacket of some type OP Hell yeah jeans crew represent itt 
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Oct 16, 2022 17:13
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buying a bunch of linen and head south away from the frozen shithole
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I wear a scooped out pumpkin with suspenders
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Jose Oquendo posted:Is this the next edition of that dumb Fashion SWAT ripoff some goons started doing? lmao, that was literally the worst.
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Blue Jeans and my Sodom-In The Sign of Evil t-shirt
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