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gently caress the Cowboys?
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's a prime time NFC East showdown! The only remaining undefeated team, your 2022 Philadelphia Eagles vs the hated shithole team, the Dallas Cowboys and their quarterback, Pooper Flush. No matter who wins, many of us will be disgusted.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



GO BIRDS

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Not a bad day, not a great day of games.

Eagles got this.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Slightly higher effort op

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I hope Jerry Jones gets a fat rear end L for his 80th birthday

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Slightly higher effort op

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Slightly higher effort op

Be the change you want to see in this world, friend.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Tim Whatley posted:

I hope Jerry Jones gets a fat rear end L for his 80th birthday

And a minor heart attack

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1581794016282091520

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Better title

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Jerry built a stadium with a retractable roof so god could see the cowboys lose.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




gently caress both teams

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
gently caress the Cowboys

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Nervous posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Quiet Feet definitely makes better threads than I do.


No wings tonight as I gotta burn thru what's left in my fridge before going to Boston later this week, so I'm having a BLTB. The extra B is for Biscuit!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:

Quiet Feet definitely makes better threads than I do.


No wings tonight as I gotta burn thru what's left in my fridge before going to Boston later this week, so I'm having a BLTB. The extra B is for Biscuit!

BLTs are the best sandwich. I approve.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Quiet Feet posted:

BLTs are the best sandwich. I approve.

BLTs are great but I prefer the BELT, fried egg putting it over the top imo

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Android Apocalypse posted:

SIDE NOTE: the new Hellraiser movie was mid.

At least they put it out in October...

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

The center teams of this graph are correct

aarstar
Mar 7, 2004

Pimpcasso posted:

BLTs are great but I prefer the BELT, fried egg putting it over the top imo

Never thought to call it a BELT. Always saw BLTE.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Also gently caress dem loser rear end cowboys

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The
Cowboys
The

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pimpcasso posted:

BLTs are great but I prefer the BELT, fried egg putting it over the top imo

I dunno, I feel like the egg would detract from the crispness of the bacon.



I'm starting tonight with a scotch and my official SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PANTS.

That's not a Christmas tree in the background, that's my Halloween tree.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Fair.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Jerry built a stadium with a retractable roof so god could see the cowboys lose.

gently caress Jerruh, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Pimpcasso posted:

BLTs are great but I prefer the BELT, fried egg putting it over the top imo

:doh: I can't believe I forgot an egg.


Time to eat a lychee popsicle to compensate.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

NFC East football on SNF is always a recipe for boring rear end football

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Holy poo poo I've been using a pizza stone wrong for like 10 years

you have to preheat that fucker for like an hour

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gently caress, Jason Garret picked the Eagles and he's always wrong.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

:doh: I can't believe I forgot an egg.


Time to eat a lychee popsicle to compensate.

lychee is a pro-tier frozen yogurt flavor :hfive:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Yes, go Birds!
Go in a TOILET, THAT IS!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If the Cowboys win Skip Bayless might literally die of smugness which we should all root for.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



5 straight political ads for New Hampshire elections, I want to loving die.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



can't wait for 5000000000000000 oz/fetterman commercials

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

gently caress im on a work trip in a state with real elections and its NONSTOP election ads my god kill me

Kalli posted:

5 straight political ads for New Hampshire elections, I want to loving die.

Kansas AND missouri i wish for death

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



we should keep count of them philly peeps

already like three ads in this break, two for oz

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