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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 10/16 GDT Eagles/Cowboys Fuck the Cowboys
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

adaz posted:

gently caress im on a work trip in a state with real elections and its NONSTOP election ads my god kill me

I live in a state with zero real races, I'm inundated with ads for the next state over's election. This is the loving worst!

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I hope that the Dallas Cowboys win tonight and move into first place in the NFC East.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Go birds

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Sex_Marxist
Dec 14, 2016

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON
Go Birds

* # ? Oct 17, 2022 01:14
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

triple sulk posted:

can't wait for 5000000000000000 oz/fetterman commercials

I’m in Arizona for work and it’s all senate/Governor ads all the time

* # ? Oct 17, 2022 01:14
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I hope that the Dallas Cowboys win tonight and move into first place in the NFC East.

A necessary evil.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I hope that the Dallas Cowboys win tonight and move into first place in the NFC East.

:same:

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 ftc

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Threw together a cheese steak and having a Weyerbacher Insanity.

HI BIRDS! GO BIRDS!

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 go birds baby

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adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I’m in Arizona for work and it’s all senate/Governor ads all the time

i would pay an unreasonably large sum to have all ads just automatically blanked.

You hear me tv companies??????????????????

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

adaz posted:

Kansas AND missouri i wish for death

RW ads in New Hampshire are all about how scary minority criminals will kill you.

It's New Hampshire, it's the whitest place on earth.

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adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Kalli posted:

RW ads in New Hampshire are all about how scary minority criminals will kill you.

It's New Hampshire, it's the whitest place on earth.

Kansas ads are all about abortion (unsurprising) and ~generic white person walking in a field of corn talking about family values~

Missouri ads are very much THE LIBERAL TRANSGENDER AGENDA and SUPPORTS POLICE real hot button topics here you know

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I really hate that Jalen Hurts is on the Eagles because I liked him in college but the sad fact is that he is an Eagle and is thus dead to me

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Quiet Feet posted:



Threw together a cheese steak and having a Weyerbacher Insanity.

HI BIRDS! GO BIRDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSl2sRZvpSQ

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:



Threw together a cheese steak and having a Weyerbacher Insanity.

HI BIRDS! GO BIRDS!

That looks good.


I'm eating...

I'm.


I'm eating domino's.: smith:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

RW ads in New Hampshire are all about how scary minority criminals will kill you.

It's New Hampshire, it's the whitest place on earth.

Sanunu could proclaim himself king if he wanted to.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

adaz posted:

Kansas ads are all about abortion (unsurprising) and ~generic white person walking in a field of corn talking about family values~

Missouri ads are very much THE LIBERAL TRANSGENDER AGENDA and SUPPORTS POLICE real hot button topics here you know

Pictures of tatted up hispanic people in prison cells as a voice spookily goes the Dems want MS13 to rape your daughters.

* # ? Oct 17, 2022 01:18
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
BNT.net :wink:

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 https://bignaturaltoes.net/

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

The Bananana posted:

I'm eating...

I'm.


I'm eating domino's.: smith:

Post the pizza. :discourse:

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I really hate that Jalen Hurts is on the Eagles because I liked him in college but the sad fact is that he is an Eagle and is thus dead to me

:hai:

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Post the pizza. :discourse:



Game
Rum n coke.
Domino's pizza.

A blessed Sunday night.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

bean mom posted:

https://bignaturaltoes.net/

https://www.wikifeet.com/Sarah_Silverman

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

The Bananana posted:

That looks good.


I'm eating...

I'm.


I'm eating domino's.: smith:

It's good but I thiiiiink it could have used a little more cheese.

Domino's is like.... average pizza. It exists in this neither good nor bad limbo.

Edit: peppers and mushroom? Not a bad choice but I think the peppers are never good on cold pizza in the morning.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

The Bananana posted:

Game
Rum n coke.
Domino's pizza.

A blessed Sunday night.

Green peppers is a solid choice. Gives the illusion you're eating healthy!

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I've got an angel on one shoulder saying "Fly Eagles Fly!" There is also an angel on the other shoulder saying "gently caress the Cowboys!" for both are heavenly mantras.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lol at bringing jill biden

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Crescent Wrench posted:

I've got an angel on one shoulder saying "Fly Eagles Fly!" There is also an angel on the other shoulder saying "gently caress the Cowboys!" for both are heavenly mantras.

Amen

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 Let's go stadium collapse.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 "Why do they have to make it political?" A million crying morons.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Dr. Jill Brandon

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Lot of cowboys fans there tonight

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

lol at bringing jill biden

may the cowboys be cursed by dark brandon

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 loser rear end washington at the bottom

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 First Lady Meek Mill

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Vertical Lime posted:

may the cowboys be cursed by dark brandon

Ooorrrr.......


Blessed?

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Lol

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

The Dave posted:

First Lady Meek Mill

lmao

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Lot of cowboys fans there tonight

Gotta sacrifice someone at halftime

* # ? Oct 17, 2022 01:23
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