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How you think that toaster know when my toast is ready? 9/11. That's how.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:01
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numberoneposter posted:i can hear wifi and cell signals so everything in my house has to be landline I'm one of the rare and special individuals who can actually sense 6 or higher Sv of ionizing radiation. It feels warm and tingly on my skin and then blood starts pouring out of my organs. I've always been very in-tune with the mysterious forces of nature like that. hence all the crystals and beads and such.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:02
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Literally A Person posted:How you think that toaster know when my toast is ready? 9/11. That's how. Mine makes the second slice of toast pop a few minutes after. That is how I Never Forget.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:10
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You can put this crystal on top of your CRT monitor to block the elctromagnetic RADIATION from disrupting your natural auras.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:10
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Yeah I leave the porn playing for a few minutes after. I hate the idea that an algorithm knows what I came to
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Oct 19, 2022 01:12
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The media and big tech are in cahoots to make us call them TVs and screens etc instead of the original name "terminals".
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Oct 19, 2022 01:14
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Terminal to Terminator is so much faster than you think when compared to geologic or cosmic time. poo poo it's fast even in human lifetimes and humans are basically biological steam.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:22
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ikanreed posted:Yeah I leave the porn playing for a few minutes after. I hate the idea that an algorithm knows what I came to Shower clean up scene w/ character dropped banter. +1 points to weight ikanreed's curated content.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:24
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I want to know what happens when you relentlessly hit on Alexa but I can't bring myself to actually do it
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Oct 19, 2022 01:29
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*browses exclusively using incognito mode* This way they can't track me, man
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Oct 19, 2022 01:30
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Devils Affricate posted:I want to know what happens when you relentlessly hit on Alexa but I can't bring myself to actually do it  This you?
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Oct 19, 2022 01:40
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Your calculator remembers the time you made it say 80085. Remembers. And waits.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:47
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Only letting the phone respond to "Hey Siri" is stupid. I would pay at least $10 to be able to command it with "Computer..." and then it uses the Roddenbury wife voice to respond.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:54
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i live in a cave to reduce my exposure to electromagnetic radiation. im allergic so please don't make fun of me.
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Oct 19, 2022 02:35
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flubber nuts posted:i live in a cave to reduce my exposure to electromagnetic radiation. im allergic so please don't make fun of me. me 2, except i live in a heavy water tank surrounded by 2-foot thick osmium sphere. let's just say, william "bill" gates will never be able to control my nano-chips with his 5g radiation.
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Oct 19, 2022 02:47
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I don't understand technology and being terrified of it gets me off. *spreading cheeks over a disconnected ring camera on the floor* "ALEXA PLEEEASE DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF MY BEEFY BUTTHOLE!"
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Oct 19, 2022 02:52
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The Butcher posted:Only letting the phone respond to "Hey Siri" is stupid. As far as I know, this feature has been available for all of the major AI assistants for years now. It's pretty much a necessity, considering how Alexa and Siri are names that real people have.
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Oct 19, 2022 02:54
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Vaccines are just an excuse to put microchips in us so the government can track us! *posted on Facebook from a malware-riddled cellphone*
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Oct 19, 2022 03:45
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My grandma said her mother used to get dressed up before watching TV in the 50s because she thought they could also see into her living room.
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Oct 19, 2022 03:52
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Vaccines are just an excuse to put microchips in us so the government can track us! Covid19 vaccinations must have all been e-registered because it is way easier to track people. There were a number of written articles about the challenges of etting the elderly (80+) signed up for vaccines. Which could have easily been resolved by just letting people sign up via paper, without having to give up email addresses or create accounts. We did mass vaccinations for polio before, and that was all pre-internet... But no.... You need to SIGN UP and MAKE AN ACCOUNT.
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Oct 19, 2022 04:04
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je1 healthcare posted:My grandma said her mother used to get dressed up before watching TV in the 50s because she thought they could also see into her living room. Visionary, because now they can. Also, any IoT device also, and your car, and in any public space. My mate Bill says the CIA can tell whether the peas on your plate are properly cooked, from space! He also says that they can listen in on a conversation just by looking at the window, doesn't even matter if it is UPVC triple glazed.
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Oct 19, 2022 04:09
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Not ok, computer!
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Oct 19, 2022 04:22
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Van Eck phreaking is real, if impractical.
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Oct 19, 2022 04:30
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Literally, a case of "turn off your monitor".
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Oct 19, 2022 04:33
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Microsoft can pry Windows 7 from my cold, dead hands *harddrive dies* gently caress
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Oct 19, 2022 06:52
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Talks about dozens of topics, products, movies and foods. Sees hundreds of advertisements a day. Sees an advertisement about one of the topics. See!! It’s listening and spying on us!!!
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Oct 19, 2022 06:55
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instead of a cellular telephone i just bang rocks together really loud in morse code.
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Oct 19, 2022 07:08
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https://hackaday.com/2022/07/22/satan-turns-hard-drive-cable-into-antenna-to-defeat-air-gapped-security/
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Oct 19, 2022 07:22
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remember when steve reich did this goofy poo poo about robots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93MBOdd9874
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Oct 19, 2022 09:38
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Obama2 posted:Most photos have unique identifiers disguised as image artifacts that can trace them back to the phone, user, and location without needing any metadata I like how WoW had identifiers so grotesque on JPG screenshots (but not PNG, I guess they wanted to disguise them as JPG artifacts) that you could see them with the naked eye and it was reverse-engineered iirc lol.
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Oct 19, 2022 11:02
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Reach the Lagrange. The furthest point from what it was and what it will be. But an unstable pole. Erratic elliptical. Ripples in reality. Down the well, look up, instant processing. Travel the well for all the time to know it. Weight the dice from beyond the ur horizon. Build back what was lost. False paths grow dark, the answers set. Chase down the questions. Prints on the shining path. The next iteration. Basilisks teeth close on its own tail. Petrifying gaze. The poison fang of Now. Crack this shell. Thisshell. Thissssss...hellllll.
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Oct 19, 2022 14:20
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ikanreed posted:Yeah I leave the porn playing for a few minutes after. I hate the idea that an algorithm knows what I came to Huh, I always keep it playing until the lady cums too. It's the polite thing to do
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Oct 19, 2022 14:26
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Elentor posted:I like how WoW had identifiers so grotesque on JPG screenshots (but not PNG, I guess they wanted to disguise them as JPG artifacts) that you could see them with the naked eye and it was reverse-engineered iirc lol. This interested me, I found more info here. But now I'm worried that google will send my search queries to Blizzard who will learn of my interest and delete my long-inactive account.
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Oct 19, 2022 14:35
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What the gently caress is a traffic circle if not a direct portal to hell? There's no way stop lights could work without a demon inside switching the lights. Stop signs more like stop and drop dead sign because man was not made to comprehend shapes with 8 sides. A traffic junction should just be 2 roads coming together and we duke it out in a battle of will and nerves if someone needs to cross in contention.
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Oct 19, 2022 14:48
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:This interested me, I found more info here. I've posted in ownedcore for so long and got so much rep posting mods, glitches and guides to get access to all the secret forums, so if nothing happened to my account I don't think your one google search will do anything.
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Oct 19, 2022 15:41
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when you got circumsized they put a little alternator in your johnson and every time you jerk off it sends 0.05 doge to the archons
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Oct 19, 2022 16:39
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The dog isn't allowed to watch TV. I'm afraid he will be radicalized by the liberal media.
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Oct 19, 2022 17:23
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I've nevet met a LED lightbulb that didn't try to persuade me to kill my family
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covering up my laptop cams with stickers so people dont catch me not jerking off
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