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Escape From Noise

[Hands you a fork]

Your Papa Bowl will be ready shortly. If you so much as mention "crust" your order is forfeit and you and your family will be banned for life.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 23, 2022 03:53

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# ? May 11, 2024 17:31

Escape From Noise

Mmmmm.

Papa Bowl!

# ? Oct 23, 2022 03:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

i ordered a greasebowl what the gently caress is this crust yer talking about

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 23, 2022 03:54

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Heather Papps posted:

i ordered a greasebowl what the gently caress is this crust yer talking about

Please. Sir. It was made with The Papa's finest all natural grease drippings excreted from Papa John himself!

Come to Papa John's, where the grease is the centerpiece.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

at Papa John's© the squeaky wheel of cheese always gets the grease. That's the PJ Guarantee™

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:04

FutonForensic

this poo poo is too scary I'm going back to pinhead's hell bistro

# ? Oct 23, 2022 06:55

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FutonForensic posted:

this poo poo is too scary I'm going back to pinhead's hell bistro

You try to walk out, but you find it almost impossible for your feet to make any traction. The grease! My God! The grease! It makes movement a faraway dream! Soon, you feel yourself sinking into the floor. The grease congealing around you. You hear Papa laugh. You try to scream, but you cannot. You are now one with The Papa. One with...the grease!

# ? Oct 23, 2022 07:11

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Escape From Noise posted:

You try to walk out, but you find it almost impossible for your feet to make any traction. The grease! My God! The grease! It makes movement a faraway dream! Soon, you feel yourself sinking into the floor. The grease congealing around you. You hear Papa laugh. You try to scream, but you cannot. You are now one with The Papa. One with...the grease!

Some time later, you feel your heart ripped out of your chest, and baked in a 500 degree beltfed convection oven for 10 minutes. Someone then dips it in ranch.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 07:22

Escape From Noise

Market testing the new slogan "Come on, honey. Feel the grease at Papa John's!".

# ? Oct 23, 2022 10:01

Escape From Noise

Getting my Poppa Bowl with a large garlic grease for my beverage.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Oct 23, 2022

# ? Oct 23, 2022 10:07

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Papa swearing vengeance on The Batman for siding with Little Caesar. Has The Dark Knight been corrupted by the promise of his very own Crazy Calzony? The Papa thinks so! Is Batman too good for his own Papa John's Batcon Grease pizza at The House of Schnatter? Papa 'The Papa' John asks the people of Gotham City on the hijacked local news broadcast.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 11:55