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kntfkr posted:my main association with dogma these days is not the movie itself but hiding a bag of dope in the deluxe dvd case and then licking spilt residue in the crease of the spine months after the bag was gone and wanting to die Here's hoping you get off the powder. (You alone can do it but you can't do it alone.) You don't want to end up having to apply for a job cleaning Harvey Weinstein's house just so you can lick spilt crank off the toilet seats. Horace Kinch posted:okay but did she suck 37 dicks in a row? Laterite posted:that actress is 60 now Wouldn't say no to her sucking mine. Maybe not sloppy 37ths though.
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quote:ABC aired the fourth episode first, as opposed to the intended first episode, and then aired the second episode despite the fact that the second episode is the 'flashback' episode, and derives much of its humor from the fact that it flashes back to the first episode (as well as the beginning of that very episode) rather frequently. Lmfao
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PokeJoe posted:Lmfao on god they are loving retards
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thin blue whine posted:i think his career got a boost when he directed some episodes for tv that got a lot of praise. it was superhero tv but still, i think it shows if he focused on directing and probably producing he'd actually probably turn out something for real. His Degrassi TNG episodes were bullshit though. A character he had a crush on as a kid cheated on her husband with his character & destroyed her marriage. quote:"[My wife] wasn't too pleased," Smith says. "She looked at me and said, 'So you just erased me from your life, so you could be on this show.' I was, like, 'Honey, please understand. I really, really want to make out with Caitlin.'"  pencilhands posted:the second episode of clerks being a clip show is one of the funniest things that has ever happened Oh man that was so great 
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Ups_rail posted:um that places you age at far younger than the nomral goons how did you even find out about this place? Still trying to work out how you placed his age by knowing only that he was "12 or 13" at some stage in the past.
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putin is a oval office posted:Still trying to work out how you placed his age by knowing only that he was "12 or 13" at some stage in the past. he said he watched 3 seasons of bojack horseman when he was 12 or 13 and that show didn't start until 2014
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Ups_rail posted:I wonder what happened to that guy. Honestly I think it was the heart attack that changed him. Listen to him talk about his heart attack and he just sounds really grateful to have no died at the end of the story, I think he's just really high on life and so emotional about the fact he gets to keep going, doing what he loves for people that love it and all of his fans are just nerdy stoner types so it's a chill environment for him. The problem is this leads to him just talking about himself excessively somehow.
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do you guys think kevin smith has evr poop his pants ;thunk:
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:he said he watched 3 seasons of bojack horseman when he was 12 or 13 and that show didn't start until 2014 My memory is Swiss cheese but by cross-referencing Bojack air dates with major hurricanes I've deduced that it was 2017, Bojack S4 had just came out, it was Hurricane Irma, and I was all of 13 years old. Look upon my youth, ye boomers, and despair
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what the gently caress are you in high school???
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and teen girl squad? what's your parents usernames
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Private Cumshoe posted:Pretty funny it was cancelled after the clip show episode too It was handled worse than anyone can imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fAxIqZSOXo
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PokeJoe posted:and teen girl squad? what's your parents usernames If there is anybody to blame for this chapter of my life it is Andrew Hussie, creator of Homestuck
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mutantIke posted:If there is anybody to blame for this chapter of my life it is Andrew Hussie, creator of Homestuck a true war criminal
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precision posted:do you guys think kevin smith has evr poop his pants ;thunk: No one could ever tell because he wears JNCO jorts that can easily fit four full-grown adults in them (two in each leg). Can imagine they can hold quite a load before anyone draws suspicion.
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Not if it’s like a 1 or 2 on the Bristol scale.
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tweet by kevin smith: "my taint/brown area just p0wned my jorts"
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honey, that chipotle just powned my brown area
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Its been just over 14 years since Kevin Smith sat on a toilet and broke it in halfIMDB News posted:Smith Too Fat For Pal's Toilet https://www.imdb.com/news/ni0587133
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precision posted:do you guys think kevin smith has evr poop his pants ;thunk: yes
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pencilhands posted:the second episode of clerks being a clip show is one of the funniest things that has ever happened What sad is when the show got cancled the network didnt want the show anymore and Kevin Smith had his answering machine set to "if your from the network gently caress you!"
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mutantIke posted:My memory is Swiss cheese but by cross-referencing Bojack air dates with major hurricanes I've deduced that it was 2017, Bojack S4 had just came out, it was Hurricane Irma, and I was all of 13 years old. Look upon my youth, ye boomers, and despair Okay pop quiz the eye of the thundera is located in the ..... where would you buy music in jr high a. Sam Goody? b Music Plus C The warehouse How do you make friday night a .........night? What is the best final fantasy game?
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quote:Eventually, his pal came to see what the commotion was: "I just point to the bowl and he looks at it and looks at the terror in my face and he realises we have a business relationship together and he goes, 'Nobody ever needs to know about this.' do u think kevin smath has a humiliation fetish why do he tell everyone this story haha i bet his wife step on he balls
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an article from 2015 about kevin smith, a man paid millions for “liking batman and also star wars,” not being quite as fat, four years before a fatness caused heart attack https://www.businessinsider.com/how-kevin-smith-lost-weight-2015-6?amp naem fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Oct 26, 2022 |
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i will say i respect smiths commitment to jorts, even after losing the weight
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i will say i respect smiths commitment to jorts, even after losing the weight It's more a lifestyle than an article of clothing.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i will say i respect smiths commitment to jorts, even after losing the weight He found a style that works for him Literally A Person posted:It's more a lifestyle than an article of clothing.
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I didn’t see it. I loved Jay and silent bob as a boy
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kevin smath is one of those stoners who is always going on and on about how much weed they smoke and how dank they are and TERPENES TERPENES TERPENES but when smith comes to cruft he takes like 3 bong hits and passes out
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i will say i respect smiths commitment to jorts, even after losing the weight It’s like that horror movie Clown. The jorts are forever adhered to his flesh, binding jorts and Smith as one. As a clown BOOM GOT HIM
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Chrs posted:Its been just over 14 years since Kevin Smith sat on a toilet and broke it in half Lol, it wasn’t when he got kicked off the southwest flight for being too fat?
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Literally A Person posted:It's more a lifestyle than an article of clothing. But you gotta take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off son
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Lol, it wasn’t when he got kicked off the southwest flight for being too fat? lol yes https://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/feb/15/overweight-filmmaker-banned-southwest-airlines
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Bad Purchase posted:pictured, kevin smith seated on a southwest airlines 737-700: Dude looks like he'd just absorb the beverage cart like trying to punch Blob from X-men
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Ups_rail posted:Okay pop quiz the eye of the thundera is located in the ..... This is some incredibly corny "name 5 nirvana songs" bullshit but I'm bored so I'll give it my best shot. Eye of Thundera is from Thundercats (or He-Man?), Sam Goody, no clue what the gently caress you're talking about, whichever one you played when you are 10 (so probably FF6 or FF7). Personally I never liked traditional RPGs, I was big into Ace Attorney (and, again, Homestuck) as a kid. Pop Quiz for you since that's the direction we're taking things I guess: How far apart were the two guys chillin' in a hot tub, and why? Who is the protagonist of Undertale? What is a "moot"?
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