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Hello there! Welcome to my wonderful hometown of Villas Las Estrellas! https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-icy-village-where-you-must-remove-your-appendix?utm_source=pocket-newtab quote:Welcome to Villas Las Estrellas Please deposit your appendix by the entrance.  Enjoy your stay!
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Oct 25, 2022 02:06
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Ice to meet you op 
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Oct 25, 2022 02:08
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I need my appendix for appending things
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Oct 25, 2022 02:20
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I'm from a tropical island that's 3 miles long and 100 feet wide. Chief export is rope.
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Oct 25, 2022 02:24
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Sounds like the kind of place when the cops don’t even give you a reach around while loving you in the rear end.
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Oct 25, 2022 03:01
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What a wonderful place for some Thing awful
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Oct 25, 2022 03:03
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What the gently caress
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Oct 25, 2022 03:06
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drat, it's like they saw Svalbard and thought "I CAN FIND AN EVEN WORST PLACE TO COLONIZE".
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Oct 25, 2022 03:12
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What does penguin taste like OP Don’t say chicken lie if you have to
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Oct 25, 2022 03:15
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Penguin tastes a lot like seal
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Oct 25, 2022 03:17
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The DC character and model, respectively
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Oct 25, 2022 03:17
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The cost-benefit on this organ harvesting scheme is way out of whack.
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Oct 25, 2022 03:27
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Sounds “cooler than a polar bears toenails,” OP. Can I have my appendix back when I’m done visiting?
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Oct 25, 2022 03:29
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i would move there to finally finish writing my novel
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Oct 25, 2022 03:32
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EorayMel posted:Ice to meet you op Welcome! Saalkin posted:I need my appendix for appending things I'm pretty sure you can take a tiny little break from either task. Extra row of tits posted:Sounds like the kind of place when the cops don’t even give you a reach around while loving you in the rear end. You are mistaken! Law enforcement agents are advised to do handsies only while you are recovering for the appendix deposit procedure. Vampire Panties posted:What does penguin taste like OP It's okay, not my top pick. It's affordable, but you'll be picking out the microplastics from your teeth for a while. Brother Tadger posted:Sounds “cooler than a polar bears toenails,” OP. Can I have my appendix back when I’m done visiting? Yes, it will come back in a commemorative "I got my appendix removed at Villas Las Estrellas!" jar with a cold pack. Please tip the delivery man btw. Local tradition. kntfkr posted:i would move there to finally finish writing my novel An excellent idea! Please don't write an appendix on it though, or else we'll have to remove it for safe keeping.
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Oct 25, 2022 04:23
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op, your voicemail was pretty garbled but thank you so much for the invite! i've just returned home from surgery, my dick was successfully removed, and i'm looking forward to come live with you out there just as soon as i'm healed up.
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Oct 25, 2022 04:31
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That's pretty neat I'd like to visit Antarctica some day I bet it is real cold!! 🥶 🥶 🥶
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Oct 25, 2022 04:33
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Reminds me of Leonid Rogozov, the only doc on base during an arctic mission. With an appendix that needed removing and no way to get help in time, he just went and gave himself an appendectomy. (Spoilered for surgery pic):
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Oct 25, 2022 04:36
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Das Boo posted:Reminds me of Leonid Rogozov, the only doc on base during an arctic mission. With an appendix that needed removing and no way to get help in time, he just went and gave himself an appendectomy. (Spoilered for surgery pic): nose-dicking your mask during your own surgery, shameful
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Oct 25, 2022 04:37
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Bad Purchase posted:nose-dicking your mask during your own surgery, shameful Fucker was the worst surgeon on the continent!
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Oct 25, 2022 04:42
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Das Boo posted:Fucker was the worst surgeon on the continent! Lol
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Oct 25, 2022 04:44
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Nooner posted:That's pretty neat I'd like to visit Antarctica some day I bet it is real cold!! 🥶 🥶 🥶 it's a dry cold
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Oct 25, 2022 04:50
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That’s funny op. I’ve lived here my entire life and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around before 
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Oct 25, 2022 14:00
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If any of you want to visit the OP and keep your appendix, I’ve got a bunch of fakes that you can use. Just show your organ jar at the edge of town and you’ll be admitted. I chose the name “McLoving” for the label on my ‘appendix ’ jar.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:16
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I say ‘appendix’ jar but it’s actually a pickled gherkin in there.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:18
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That’s where they send the sex pests to live so definitely will not be visiting you.
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Oct 25, 2022 14:18
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Villas Las Estrellas is Spanish for "villas the estrellas"
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Oct 25, 2022 14:24
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[winking at the surgeonn while she's rummaging around in there] you know what, you're doing great... keep whatever else you want from my thoracic cavity
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Oct 25, 2022 14:26
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*sigh* alright, have at it *unzips and drops pants*
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Oct 25, 2022 15:13
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OP I am genuinely interested in like in the Antarctic. Tell us a bit about your hometown. What is the food like? Are there any unique cultural festivals or customs?
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Oct 25, 2022 15:33
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Beware of anyone named Childs op
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Oct 25, 2022 15:36
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do you want to know how I got these scars? my father... was an air force officer and a Chilean. and one night he got deployed somewhere a little crazier than usual
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