NFL Week 8 - The best teams are NFCE, the Bills, and the ... Jets?! Really?

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 8 - The best teams are NFCE, the Bills, and the ... Jets?! Really?

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Not looking forward to Thursday. Lamar is going to abuse Devin White.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 14:33

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:03

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

I like it

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1584924059745255427?s=20&t=o4LXTt14skCxspdJ8ZTPlA

https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1584924922689867777?s=20&t=o4LXTt14skCxspdJ8ZTPlA

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Oct 25, 2022

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 16:09

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1584946492191936513?s=20&t=M0AtF4XawRG-x3izLvlEGw

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 18:02

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1585032205918609408?t=Kazjrc1e8Qry3Xv3ol4XgQ&s=19

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 23:17

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Someone on twitter said Kareem Hunt could be had for a 4th, someone should do that.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 17:08

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1585331122535219200?s=20&t=8CJjhHCjQgKJ55jhpqdG0g

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 19:15

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

This is the same injury that ruined Cadillac Williams career. Of course he did it twice, one in each knee.

https://twitter.com/BridgetCondon_/status/1585329629442674688?s=20&t=8CJjhHCjQgKJ55jhpqdG0g

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 19:16

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

Best seats I ever had for a Panthers game were about 4 rows back, on the Panthers sideline, on a straight line in front of where that injury happened on the sideline.

Saw it, heard it, could almost FEEL it.

Hell, watching it happen on TV you knew his poo poo was hosed.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 19:36

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

The Jameis era has come to an end.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1585356438775398401?s=20&t=i_XpnbDq7VsFBSkTJXGeEw

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 20:47

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ravens putting up over 500 yards.

https://twitter.com/briannadixNFL/status/1585362130014203904?s=20&t=v_s45L4C-Hga0v00fStcvA

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 21:12

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Hot Diggity! posted:

It rocks that this guy has the ear of virtually everyone in the leauge.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1585507810263154688

He's also dumb as poo poo.

Ha! In a normal season the Bucs try to avoid a 3 game losing streak multiple times a season.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 15:05

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

True Bucs fans don't even blink at a 3 game losing streak.

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1585590972771180544?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 16:57

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

That's a great return for Toney.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 17:36

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

This is going to be a fun Thursday night. Peak performance clownball.

No. No it's not. At least from the Bucs side, it's just boring bad football. Not even the entertaining bad football we had when Jameis was slinging Pick 6's every other drive.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 17:48

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

No way the Giants see a 3rd.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1585674495775440899?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 17:52

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Grittybeard posted:

Ah, well, I welcome our new Kadarius Toney franchise player who will definitely not be a problem in any way.

Rookie contract is a good deal, at least they can cut their losses if what we all expect happens.

Yeah, he's super cheap (His salary and cap hit for the next 3 years is: 2022: $784K, 2023: $1.907M, 2024: $2.531M) and the Chiefs apparently had an extra third round pick.

Also,

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1585671190995009536?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 17:56

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Curious if Thomas could fetch a similar package as Toney. Probably not due to his cost.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1585714092073009154?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 20:32

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Diva Cupcake posted:

The future of the Saints is so bleak.

But hey, they potentially have a franchise LT (who has yet to play a snap) for the low, low price of their 2023 1st and 2024 2nd.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 20:42

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

2023 cap hits over $10m

$28m Michael Thomas
$26m Cameron Jordan
$22m Marshon Lattimore
$21m Ryan Ramczyk
$18m Andrus Peat
$16m Alvin Kamara
$16m Jameis Winston
$14m Taysom Hill
$13m Eric McCoy
$13m Demario Davis
$10m David Onyemata (Void year)
$5m in dead cap already.

$202m of a probably $215m ish cap next year.

The only one of them they can move and save even $4m on is Winston

OTC just did a big write up on it. It's not great. https://overthecap.com/looking-ahead-to-the-saints-2023-salary-cap

Cutting Will Lutz will save them $3.7m!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 20:46

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

So who's trading for Brandin Cooks?

The Bengals

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 21:45

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Tom speaks.

https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1586010885801263105?s=20&t=dq67ZaI7UVujw0mogs32qA

Edit: lol my twitter feed was that same screenshot 11 times in a row.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 16:05

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

The ultimate insult would be Tom losing in week 18 to the Falcons, a team who he has never lost to.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 16:48

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Uh, not exactly a step up there Bron

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1586030279621283841?s=20&t=6DkEd8TWCNJFvkz-ga3D8Q

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 17:25

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

UNLEASH EASTON STICK!

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 17:54

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

fartknocker posted:

I think Chase Daniel is their #2

I said what I said.

Also, gently caress!

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1586035825674162176?s=20&t=6DkEd8TWCNJFvkz-ga3D8Q

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 17:56

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

Let's play who wins the NFC South

Falcons 3-4
Buccaneers 3-5
Panthers 2-5
Saints 2-5

Remaining divisional games:

W8: Panthers @ Falcons
W10: Falcons @ Panthers (TNF)
W13: Saints @ Bucccaneers (MNF)
W15: Falcons @ Saints (Both teams off Bye!)
W17: Panthers @ Buccaneers
W18: Buccaneers @ Falcons
W18: Panthers @ Saints

Other games

Falcons: Chargers, Bears, @Football Team, Steelers, @Ravens, Cardinals
Buccaneers: Rams, Seahawks, @Browns, @49ers, Bengals, @Cardinals
Panthers: @Falcons, @Bengals, @Ravens, Broncos, @Seahawks, Steelers, Lions
Saints: Raiders, Ravens, @Steelers, Rams, @49ers, @Browns, @Eagles

Is it just me or do the Falcons have by far the easiest road ahead? Chargers are hella injured, @Ravens is probably a loss, but the rest of those are all winnable games. Road team TNF is rough, but Atlanta to Carolina is a short trip, so that's less bad. Bucs and Panthers byes are both before hard road games, so that's not great.

They do, barely:

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1586039639571238915?s=20&t=yn7b00ginQ3_r6TRXaYXfA

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 19:18

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:03

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

Carolina needs a burner for PJ to unleash the dragon.

You literally just traded away that guy.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2022 00:18

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 8 - The best teams are NFCE, the Bills, and the ... Jets?! Really?