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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
worlds dirtiest man has died after washing for the first time

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/25/worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-in-iran-at-94-a-few-months-after-first-wash

https://twitter.com/mennts/status/1584864760863997952

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Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Dudes rock

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Villagers forced him to bathe. Essentially a lynching

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Exactly why I won't ever go out and get a haircut.

Edit: whoops sorry wrong thread

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

rip that sewer duck

some guy caught his bathwater coming downstream on camera

https://twitter.com/SanDiegoWCMwx/status/1584932858950320129

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


:rip:

who knew it was the dirt holding him together?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

godspeed sewer duck

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



You can't just wash away a man's body-bearing filth and expect him to be ok :rip:

Dustcat posted:

rip that sewer duck

some guy caught his bathwater coming downstream on camera

https://twitter.com/SanDiegoWCMwx/status/1584932858950320129
:eyepoop:

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

That is a loving pipe, goddamn

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Nameless man who smokes turds goes 95 years without a single enema or hole waxing

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

diogenes fell through a time portal?!

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Jose posted:

worlds dirtiest man has died after washing for the first time

i'm still alive, OP

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NeonPunk posted:

Exactly why I won't ever go out and get a haircut.

Edit: whoops sorry wrong thread

You meant to post in the samson thread?

Obama2
Oct 22, 2021
Computer, which Something Awful Mods stopped posting on or around October 25th….hmmmm….interesting

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Poco posted:

Dudes rock

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



on hearing the tragic news a local cspamer remarked "wow if we knew forcing him to bathe would literally cause him to die we would have done it years ago"

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
opened this assuming baloogan was actually dead

the rip i had prepared to post for him is now given to this guy

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