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Oct 26, 2022 21:00
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I would say "So do you have stairs around here often?" and then bang my head on the door as I shamefully exit the bus and immediately get lost |
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Oct 26, 2022 21:10
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Turn the window on. |
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Oct 26, 2022 21:16
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try and surreptitiously get a glance at the background of the board they are reading and then plan my moves from there
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Oct 26, 2022 21:24
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do a convincing fake sneeze but make it sound like WEED rear end then u wait
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Oct 26, 2022 21:59
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Chewbecca posted:what would you do? this heavily depends on what board theyre on. if theyre on gbs i move seats
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Oct 27, 2022 00:41
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w4ddl3d33 posted:this heavily depends on what board theyre on. if theyre on gbs i move seats same. if they’re on the yob, subtly try to get their attention and then just ask, “trashed crew?” Gruß vom Krampus |
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Oct 27, 2022 00:55
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thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig 
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:if they’re on the yob, subtly try to get their attention and then just ask, “trashed crew?” |
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Oct 27, 2022 01:34
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theyre reading the mod forum |
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Oct 27, 2022 16:43
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as a wise monk once said, “if you meet the forums poster on the bus, kill him” |
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Oct 27, 2022 19:46
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If they're browsing Coupons and Deals I go full street evangelist on them |
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Oct 27, 2022 20:07
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google THIS posted:I would say "So do you have stairs around here often?" and then bang my head on the door as I shamefully exit the bus and immediately get lost "Thanks," they respond. "I stole them from the president." You don't hear them because you have already disembarked the vehicle |
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Oct 27, 2022 22:59
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I ask them "something awful? why would you want to read about awful things?" and see how long I could get them to try to explain sa to someone pretending to be technologically illiterate fake edit: "pretending"
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Oct 27, 2022 23:04
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Are they web browser posting or using the awful app? |
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Oct 28, 2022 03:27
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actually now that I'm thinking about it it doesn't matter. I'm not going to engage them on the bus, but make some weird missed connections post in e/n about how I was the visibly sweating man on the bus and you should totally pm me. |
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Oct 28, 2022 03:30
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gnaw my own leg off to escape |
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Oct 28, 2022 04:28
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give them the smooching of a lifetime
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Oct 28, 2022 04:31
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Chewbecca posted:what would you do? Probably move seats. Talking to other foreigners outside of my immediate circle here usually leads to really awful situations. |
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Oct 28, 2022 17:28
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Escape From Noise posted:Probably move seats. Talking to other foreigners outside of my immediate circle here usually leads to really awful situations. my dude. the site is literally called “something awful” Gruß vom Krampus |
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Oct 28, 2022 23:00
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:my dude. the site is literally called “something awful” I'd rather observe than participate |
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Oct 29, 2022 02:19
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w4ddl3d33 posted:this heavily depends on what board theyre on. if theyre on gbs i move seats if they have the wrong color yospos one of us is getting off at the next stop and walking the rest of the way |
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Oct 30, 2022 04:27
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canyoneer posted:if they have the wrong color yospos one of us is getting off at the next stop and walking the rest of the way 
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Oct 30, 2022 04:31
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Chewbecca posted:what would you do? Were you on said bus, OP, or is this a mere hypothetical? |
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Oct 30, 2022 16:46
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I remind them that they should be driving the bus. |
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Oct 30, 2022 17:32
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I'm to focused on reading the something awful forums to notice. |
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Oct 30, 2022 18:27
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Buttchocks posted:I remind them that they should be driving the bus. Finger Prince posted:I'm to focused on reading the something awful forums to notice. In an amazing Shyamalan-like move, actually everyone (including the driver) are reading SA. And the bus is on its way to the twilight zone. |
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Oct 30, 2022 18:34
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itry posted:Were you on said bus, OP, or is this a mere hypothetical? I ponder this question often as I sit on public transport, both ironically and unironically 
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Oct 30, 2022 21:25
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Why are you looking at my phone, op? |
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Oct 30, 2022 23:14
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Escape From Noise posted:Why are you looking at my phone, op? Screen-watching is a tough habit to kick |
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Oct 31, 2022 01:03
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I wouldn't notice, as I am posting and never reading. Only. Posting.
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Oct 31, 2022 01:40
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i say "thank you for your service" |
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Oct 31, 2022 16:58
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