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EDIT: This thread is an ADHD-riddled mess and I'm not good at keeping the OP updated. Right now there is ONE unclaimed monster, and monsters have begun FIGHTING TO THE DEATH - I am using GPT3 to write battle scenes and declare a winner. There is accompanying art. Many of the monsters have not had names or powers described by the goons who they were assigned to, so check my most recent post itt to see if any upcoming fights need details provided (by anyone at that point, even if you are not the monster's coach) Monster #1 is assigned to Mister Speaker  Monster #2 is assigned to Hardawn  Monster #3 is assigned to Mumpy Puffinz  Monster #5 is assigned to Zippy the Bummer  Monster #7 is assigned to ncumbered_by_idgits  This monster won ZERO fights before becoming DEAD after being Sliced In Half by Flowerilla on Page 2.Monster #8 is assigned to LordAdakos  This monster COMPLETED THEIR QUEST to IMPRESS THE EVIL WIZARD WITH A GOURMET PIE on Page 4.Monster #9 is assigned to istewart and is named Opthomastaria  Monster #10 is assigned to Linux Pirate  Monster #11 is assigned to Rags to Liches  Monster #12 is assigned to Seth Pecksniff  Monster #13 is assigned to PureEvil6_13  Monster #14 belongs to KitConstantine  This monster is DEAD by their own hand, after forgiving God, on Page 4.Monster #15 is assigned to ClamdestineBoyster  This monster is named Flowerilla and has won ONE fight, and thus has evolved... Monster #17 is assigned to Revins  Monster #18 is assigned to The Fuzzy Hulk  Monster #19 is assigned to avan  This monster is DEAD, crushed by Horace on Page 3, having won ZERO fights.Monster #20 is assigned to Sex Farm  Monster #21 is assigned to Kirk Vikernes  Monster #23 is assigned to Discernibly Turgid  Named Horace, this monster has won ONE fight and has evolved... Monster #24 is assigned to fit em all up in there  Monster #25 is assigned to curlingiron  Monster #26 is assigned to Panic! At the Tesco and is named Percy  Monster #28 is assigned to AKZ 
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I'll take one!
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Oct 27, 2022 01:38
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'll take one! Monster #12 is a toasty marshmellow
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Oct 27, 2022 01:39
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Yes please!
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Oct 27, 2022 01:40
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Yes please! Monster #7 is a berry-dangler
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Oct 27, 2022 01:41
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It would be cool to gey a monster
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Oct 27, 2022 01:41
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Sex Farm posted:It would be cool to gey a monster Monster #20 is probably the closest you will get to a gey monster
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Oct 27, 2022 01:42
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Having a horrible week, could use a monster.
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Oct 27, 2022 01:42
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curlingiron posted:Having a horrible week, could use a monster. Monster #25 can take on most kinds of weeks with their mix of high fashion and combat garb
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deep dish peat moss posted:Monster #7 is a berry-dangler Spicy! Thank you.
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Oct 27, 2022 01:44
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what's #15?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what's #15? They are being assigned by a random number generator and #15 is the best one so you can't just pick it, I'm sorry. But Monster #3 will take on anyone on your behalf
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Oct 27, 2022 01:48
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Monster #17 probably has something to do with flowers, yoda, and weed
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Oct 27, 2022 01:49
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I'll take one, please!
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Oct 27, 2022 01:50
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Can I please have a monster? I promise to feed it after midnight
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I'll take one, please! Monster #21 is the basis of many urban legends
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Oct 27, 2022 01:52
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LordAdakos posted:Can I please have a monster? I promise to feed it after midnight Monster #8 is yours as long as you tree-t it well
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Oct 27, 2022 01:53
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OK monster man, hit me
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Mister Speaker posted:OK monster man, hit me Monster #1... some say they are the one that all other monsters were cloned from
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Monster pls
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Oct 27, 2022 01:57
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istewart posted:Monster pls Monster #9 controls Cloud #9 and the other clouds too
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I'll take a monster!
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deep dish peat moss posted:They are being assigned by a random number generator and #15 is the best one so you can't just pick it, I'm sorry. Looks like the Enclave, I love it
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Rags to Liches posted:I'll take a monster! Monster #11 might just be a burning koala
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Oct 27, 2022 02:00
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Note: Once all 28 monsters are assigned I am going to make an AI write fanfic about them fighting each other and we will determine which one is the strongest. 17 monsters remain.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Monster #8 is yours as long as you tree-t it well I guess I need to invest in a sunlamp for mr. treble here if I’m going to honor our agreement. Thank you!
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i want a monster to name
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Can you make monster #1 or will that break things?
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i want a monster to name Monster #27 is a remnant of an ancient space program
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deep dish peat moss posted:Monster #27 is a remnant of an ancient space program hell yeah look at this guy i will name him percy
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Can you make monster #1 or will that break things? Do you mean that you would like your monster to be named Monster #1?
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Monster me up baby. 
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deep dish peat moss posted:Do you mean that you would like your monster to be named Monster #1? Can someone really name the first monster? Fred
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deep dish peat moss posted:Monster #9 controls Cloud #9 and the other clouds too Having opened their third AND fourth eyes, Opthomastaria long ago gained the subtle sight necessary to command the processes of gaseous precipitation. The rise and fall of the seasons, the ebb and flow of rivers and seas, all fall within Opthomastaria's grasp. Their very hair, their outer epidermis, the mere coarse fibers that sheathe their body seek sublimation at the merest whisper of their power. Do not adjust your perception. Opthomastaria controls the horizontal, the vertical, all the spaces in between.
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Plz monster me
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Monster me up baby. Monster #15 is probably the best monster and now it is yours
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deep dish peat moss posted:Monster #17 probably has something to do with flowers, yoda, and weed This is def an alternate reality yoda who says gently caress the jedi council or w/e in favor of pursuing the strongest psychedlic substances in the galaxy, and he has learned to use the force to get like, extra zonked Not monstrous, but ultra-hippie yoda still rad.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Can someone really name the first monster? Monster #1 belongs to Mister Speaker but you can name your monster if you would like. I added a list of the monsters and who they are assigned to, to the OP
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KitConstantine posted:Plz monster me Monster #14 is mad at a god that grew bored while drawing them and left them with just hosed up fingers and things
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