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That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

RDM posted:

If your job is social media you don't have a real job. Don't tell me about your stupid fake job.

A career in posting dead memes and corporate/advertiser-friendly shitposts tragically cut short by both Twitter and Facebook going down in flames

I mean they still technically exist but with a user base a fraction of the size made up entirely of elderly chuds

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Hog Fell on Me
Apr 11, 2006


The art of war is simple enough.

Elentor posted:

Symphonic Power Metal and variants are absolutely the worst genre and the more the band takes itself seriously the worse it is. I can't imagine someone hearing Rhapsody of Fire and not cringing. "Ah yes this concept album about a fantasy plot worse than the worst videogame plot is great, I sure love midi". I am glad it exists because it prevented my metalhead phase from lasting more than a year and I give mad props to Sascha Paeth for his hustle, but good lord is it bad.

Also probably the people with highest degree of contempt for their fans behind anime convention organizers and onlyfans models. The few times I spoke with Kiko Loureiro it was very obvious he had no interest in it but had to make money so talking about dragons it was.

I'm puzzled. Kiko Loureiro comes across to me as one of the least likely people in the scene to express an opinion like that. He doesn't write lyrics, let alone cringy power metal ones, and Angra/Megadeth are not even dragon-adjacent bands.

Now if you told me that Fabio Lione performs a Krusty the Clown-style transformation into a cynical, contemptuous grouch the moment he walks off stage every night after having just sung enthusiastically for hours about dragons and wizards, that I could see.

Hog Fell on Me fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Nov 10, 2022

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Quaint Quail Quilt posted:

This is because your TV sucks, mine was only $420 and is like 4 years old, but one of the first things I did was watch that one extremely dark game of thrones episode on it to compare and you could finally actually tell what was going on (although it was still pretty dark)

My current computer monitor fared no better than my old TV so I am in the market for that now as well.

If your modern production isn't set for multiple platforms and requires only the latest and greatest tech to be visible, you've done a bad job. I should be able to watch your poo poo on an airplane, a smart phone screen, or a projector if I so choose. Everybody else has figured this out and you're a drat tits and dragons popcorn show, not an art installment demonstrating use of Vantablack.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hog Fell on Me posted:

I'm puzzled. Kiko Loureiro comes across to me as one of the least likely people in the scene to express an opinion like that. He doesn't write lyrics, let alone cringy power metal ones, and Angra/Megadeth are not even dragon-adjacent bands.

Now if you told me that Fabio Lione performs a Krusty the Clown-style transformation into a cynical, contemptuous grouch the moment he walks off stage every night after having just sung enthusiastically for hours about dragons and wizards, that I could see.

He hasn't expressed it publicly. His brother actually likes Metal and I think he was the source for Kiko getting into the world, but Kiko himself is as disinterested in it as possible. I've never met Fabio Lione so I couldn't say but it'd be extremely funny if his true love all this time was eurobeat and he longs to return to the glory days of his eurobeat and dance projects.

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

It's dumb that boomers blame younger generations for not playing outside when they are the parents. This applies to anything the old blame the young for, except the participation trophy which doesn't really exist and is an urban myth.

This is a boomer adjacent opinion because it's a blanket statement fueled by grumpiness and being on this planet being subject to it for too long.

My other boomer adjacent opinion is that Stevie Nicks and Christine of Fleetwood Mac can do no wrong.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Participation trophies existed for me as a kid, everyone got surprisingly not lovely golden medals for 2nd to last in pretty much whatever happened. If the event was fancier then it'd be golden/silver/bronze/[random metal color here] instead of just golden colors for everyone. Thinking in retrospect that was a lot of effort and material for something deeply inconsequential.

Someone in this very site told me that I should go outside more still mid pandemic, and all I could think was what sort of take is that to give to a random person. I live in an area with 45,000 people per sq mile. There isn't playing outside, I've seen my father going on about how kids should play outside more and my reaction was like how, where? Tell me a street here that's a viable "outside" and what game you'd be playing in it.

He stopped saying that after thinking for two seconds, ranted about how times have changed (no poo poo) and yeah having almost 3 times the population does that.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
I believe, like Boomers, that while propaganda should be carried out among people of a ripe enough age and intellect to promise to renounce God, until they actually make their vows those under instruction should not be taken to the Aquelarre, or Field of the He-Goat, for they should not enjoy the riches and pleasures that our master promises until they have totally renounced their baptism.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Online hatred of mayonnaise is performative. Mayo is the superior choice of condiment to dunk your fries in. :colbert:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
mayonnaise is ok if used properly, you gotta respect it

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

All the young should be slaughtered and made into Soylent Green to feed their elders.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Cars were works of art until about the late 70s, and by the 90s had completely aesthetically collapsed into heaps of poo poo. gently caress aerodynamics, give me style any day.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Miracle Whip is better in deviled eggs than mayo. The confusing sweet-savory combo becomes the perfect umami when combined with the egg yolks, mustard, and relish.

Or is that more of a Greatest Generation thing? Bc Miracle Whip is a Depression-era food made as a mayo substitute using less oil.

EDITed to correct facts - it's a Depression food, not even post-!

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Nov 10, 2022

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Miracle Whip is better in deviled eggs than mayo

Or is that more of a Greatest Generation thing? Bc Miracle Whip is a post-Depression food from the 30s made as a mayo substitute but using less oil.

:yeah:
Mayo's best for macaroni salad, though.
I guess my boomer/post-Depression opinion is that pasta salads and casseroles are delicious.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

BigBadSteve posted:

All the young should be slaughtered and made into Soylent Green to feed their elders.

An elegant solution to the "sounds of joyful playing" problem and the "having to pay for food" one.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

McSpanky posted:

Cars were works of art until about the late 70s, and by the 90s had completely aesthetically collapsed into heaps of poo poo. gently caress aerodynamics, give me style any day.

I had forgotten that I share this opinion. I wanted to buy a Chrysler 300. My "car guy" buddy told me, "That's just a Rolls Royce knockoff for poor people, don't buy that." And I was like, "Yes, that is exactly the point. Everybody should be able to have a beautiful car."

Then I learned Chrysler exclusively makes lemons. :negative:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

McSpanky posted:

Cars were works of art until about the late 70s, and by the 90s had completely aesthetically collapsed into heaps of poo poo. gently caress aerodynamics, give me style any day.

Government regulation on MPG requirements (god damned LIBERALS) is what killed the car in general. Why make one when you could slap some extra plastic on it, raise it half an inch and call it a crossover and suddenly the govt enforces more lax MPG regulations on it.

As to why every crossover / suv has to also look like poo poo…I think the public just loves poo poo.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Car opinion: just have a boring one, anything way out is the automotive equivalent of a fedora or red trousers.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Torquemada posted:

Car opinion: just have a boring one, anything way out is the automotive equivalent of a fedora or red trousers.

This couldn't be further from a boomer opinion they all want the dumbest cars and now that they're retiring bad corvettes and poo poo

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
I hold the opinion, as Boomers do, that when Adam and Eve were created, their roles in childbirth had not yet been established, and in order to do so, each deposited their seed in two jars which were then set aside and the seed allowed to germinate. The masculine seed of Adam brought forth a handsome son who was thenceforth called The Son of the Jar, but the feminine seed of Eve stagnated and from it all kinds of filthy and unclean things emerged: flies, and carrion-worms, and writhing insects of every sort. Thus it was decided that the role of Adam was to deposit the seed, and Eve to receive it. Boomers also believe that they are descendents of the Son of the Jar, while all other peoples are the descendants of Cain and of Adam's other children.

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost

Mr Teatime posted:

Online hatred of mayonnaise is performative. Mayo is the superior choice of condiment to dunk your fries in. :colbert:

Millennials like mayonnaise if you call it 'aioli'

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
My greatest generation opinion is that cars and car culture are loving miserable, and we should have good and frequent busses, trams, and subways nationwide. gently caress driving so much, god drat

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

I skipped most of this thread because of dipshits that want to keep putting people in prison for weed because they knew an annoying stoner like 20 years ago, so i dont know if this got posted but here it goes:

DIRE STRAITS FUCKIN SLAPS

fake edit: watching my av spin while i listen to Walk of Life

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

silence_kit posted:

Millennials like mayonnaise if you call it 'aioli'

well i mean you have to put garlic in it if you are going to call it that, which dramatically improves the taste. it's not the name lol

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost
‘Aioli’ often is used to refer to flavored mayonnaise

edit: For example, if you mix hot sauce and mayonnaise together, you now have a ‘spicy aioli’ condiment for your sandwich, which is millennial-approved. However, if you were to advertise the same sandwich as having hot sauce and mayo on top, the millennial response would be: ‘Yuck, no thanks’

silence_kit fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Nov 11, 2022

Hog Fell on Me
Apr 11, 2006


The art of war is simple enough.

Elentor posted:

He hasn't expressed it publicly. His brother actually likes Metal and I think he was the source for Kiko getting into the world, but Kiko himself is as disinterested in it as possible. I've never met Fabio Lione so I couldn't say but it'd be extremely funny if his true love all this time was eurobeat and he longs to return to the glory days of his eurobeat and dance projects.

That just sounds like an unpleasant time for a person who basically has to live and breathe metal music every single day. I suppose the Megadeth paychecks must make it tolerable :shrug:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Doctor J Off posted:

My greatest generation opinion is that cars and car culture are loving miserable, and we should have good and frequent busses, trams, and subways nationwide. gently caress driving so much, god drat

Boomers love the same 4 “classic cars” and call it “culture.” They routinely vote down public transportation because they hate poor people since they received the benefit of post-war middle class socialism and think that is how the world works and nothing has changed so gently caress the poors and their need to get around.

I love cars but would see them eradicated in a heartbeat in favor of restructuring society around walking and public transportation if that was ever possible.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Futurama tubes when

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mr Teatime posted:

Online hatred of mayonnaise is performative. Mayo is the superior choice of condiment to dunk your fries in. :colbert:

Sounds like a post-Boomer opinion to me. Mayo is for literal babies and immense Americans (someone post that pic of the two gigantic women with the massive pizza, huge Coke bottles and tub of mayo pls).

We mature Boomer lovers of fine foods put soy sauce, vinegar or tomato sauce/ketchup on our FRIES!!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Mayo is disgustingly Belgian.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

emulsions slap

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Earwicker posted:

well i mean you have to put garlic in it if you are going to call it that, which dramatically improves the taste. it's not the name lol

I'm a Millennial and I still like regular mayonnaise. Also I cannot spell words

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

NPR is the only thing worth listening to on the radio.

:love:Terry Gross:love:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

neato burrito posted:

NPR is the only thing worth listening to on the radio.

:love:Terry Gross:love:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you know what? the theme song for all things considered loving sucks and it's lovely and it's bad and it's not good.

Hi i'm terry gross and we're talking to the MORON who wrote the theme song for All Things Considered. Tell me, you're a loving dumbass and you don't know what notes sound good next to each other, yet here we are. What was that like?

edit: BONG DUM DONG BRRRN DUNG DONG ABRMMMP

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Avi Wolfman Eric

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I thought for a moment you were complaining that every theme song, of everything, they all suck

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Elentor posted:

I thought for a moment you were complaining that every theme song, of everything, they all suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkq5CFGOBH4

just absolute trash

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The first 12 seconds sound like a sonic stage theme, but like a replacement version for some michael jackson music they couldn't get the license for the port.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Like imagine starting carnival night and that plays, it fits perfectly and you know it.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I hear it everyday and I hate it. I'm not even Terry Gross. I just tell people I am so they'll let me interview them.

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