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Story doesn't add up. SOmething's fishy here. Really wild to think Nancy would contrive such a devious plot upund her dear Husband"s head... LITERALLY. AGREE? THOUGHTS? Sound off in the comments below
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I wanna know what kind of hammer it was
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Oct 30, 2022 04:55
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Paul Pelosi has information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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Oct 30, 2022 04:56
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Nix Panicus posted:Paul Pelosi has information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton NeatHeteroDude posted:paul pelosi the arrest of hilary clinton blah blah blah
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Oct 30, 2022 04:58
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absolutely no way nancy didnt have security lol. i refuse to believe this.
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Oct 30, 2022 05:00
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here i am just me the third or somethign most powerful person in the country, the largest, richest empire of all time, asleep in my little house in san francisco. my big french doors are open and the beautiful ivy ascends the trellis to the balcony. the cool fall breeze falling upon my supple ancient skin much like it did my ancestors in athens or something. beaitufl. get real
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Official Unanswered Questions List (will update as requested): 1. How did DaPepe get into the house? 2. What kind of hammer was it? 3. How drunk was Paul Pelosi when he was hammered? 3a. If he survives, will this be a factor in his survival?
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Oct 30, 2022 05:04
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The assailant is Paul's bastard son and he attacked him because he didn't make the monthly allowance/silence bribe.
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Oct 30, 2022 05:05
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it's a good thing nancy wasn't home a hammer would just bounce off those jugs and kill the wielder instantly
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there is an idea of a PAUL PELOSI, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though i can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: i simply am not there. it is hard for me to make sense on any given level. myself is fabricated, an aberration. i am a noncontingent human being. my personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. my conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Georgetown University) if they ever did exist. there are no more barriers to cross. all I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem i have caused and my utter indifference toward it, i have now surpassed. i still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. yet i am blameless. each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. is evil something you are? or is it something you do? my pain is constant and sharp and i do not hope for a better world for anyone. in fact, i want my pain to be inflicted on others. i want no one to escape. but even after admitting this—and i have countless times, in just about every act i’ve committed—and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. i gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. there has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. this confession has meant nothing 
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Oct 30, 2022 05:11
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https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1586579693095899137
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Oct 30, 2022 05:48
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why would you choose a hammer as the murder weapon, guns are so easy to get in America. In Japan they have to grind to get firearms and that's why they appreciate their capacity for assassination.
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Oct 30, 2022 05:51
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I attacked paul pelosi with a hammer but because I have pink hair and pronouns the cops had to let me go and framed a white conservative male for the crime instead
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Oct 30, 2022 05:56
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it's all laid out in the beatles song maxwell's silver hammer written by none other than paul mccartney look it up people!!!
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Oct 30, 2022 05:59
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https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1586576090708856833
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what da gently caress is going on here!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 30, 2022 06:21
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agreed, his head shouldve naturally gotten strong enough to withstand a hammer after a lifetime of being pelted by those knockers doesnt add up
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best argument for sanctuary cities right there
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no one knows what to do with this one and it rocks
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Oct 30, 2022 09:03
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Nancy cast a curse of 1000 tigers upund head
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Oct 30, 2022 09:10
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Lessail posted:it's all laid out in the beatles song maxwell's silver hammer written by none other than paul mccartney look it up people!!! i'm not listening to crazy conspiracy theories from someone who actually thinks that Paul McCartney wasn't killed and replaced by a double in 1966
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FreeRangeHexagon posted:why would you choose a hammer as the murder weapon, guns are so easy to get in America. In Japan they have to grind to get firearms and that's why they appreciate their capacity for assassination. paul had a hammer, the guy took it from him, and then paul got/had another hammer. if your EDC doesn’t include at least two hammers your a loving idiot.
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Oct 30, 2022 09:19
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Pretty sad when a guy can't even get hammered in his own home without inviting criticism from the likes of OP.
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Justice for Paul
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Oct 30, 2022 11:46
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is the hammer ok
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Oct 30, 2022 12:33
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Mustached Demon posted:is the hammer ok after the attack it was put down
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You're right, op, someone who spends all their free time pretending to be a nazi muppet baby that got its head slammed in a car door would be able to pull off a much better assassination. at least on the level of that guy who tried to hijack a plane so he could crash it into the white house and kill nixon
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Oct 30, 2022 13:46
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This whole incident shows that the far right has upstaged the far left once again.
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Oct 30, 2022 13:50
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pelosi was drunk and stumbled into the window and they pinned it on a homeless foreign pervert that the cops were keeping on ice for just such an occasion
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Oct 30, 2022 16:23
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It was called in another thread, but its probably a 90% chance this was a drug deal that went sour, and both sides are leaning on their media to make it seem like the guy was a Qanon MAGA Crazy / Black-lives-matter pink-haired defund-the-police homeless trans person.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:It was called in another thread, but its probably a 90% chance this was a drug deal that went sour, and both sides are leaning on their media to make it seem like the guy was a Qanon MAGA Crazy / Black-lives-matter pink-haired defund-the-police homeless trans person. i believe it
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The one lesson we can all take from this terrible incident is that we all need bedside helmets and better training in hammer to hammer combat
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Me and Paul both got hammered on the same night, coincidence 🤔
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Cuttlefush posted:after the attack it was put down It's the owners fault it was violent!
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